How do you justify not driving a Demon?

How do you justify not driving a Demon?

Too broke, all I can afford is a used hellcat in about a year

Im not a fan of boats

too loud and not enough seats I'd rather have a Tesla

the model s is faster

>how do you justify not driving an ugly unsafe gas-guzzling landbarge designed by """"american engineers"""" built by niggers and marketed towards rednecks and insecure fuccbois
By not being retarded.

The hellcat's fuel tank could only last 13 minutes at full power. The Demon isn't exactly going to be the next Prius. I need to actually go places in my car, and outside of HorsePower penis there's no reason to have a powerful car that you can't even use fully.

because I can stick a blower and a set of wheels on a mustang and it would be faster, all for less than half the price

t. yuropean who drives a 1L diesel clown car

It's not thrilling. you should try a motorcycle or a plane.

it's not a charger

Poor little fella.

I live more than a 1/4 mile from where I work.

It's a shitty FCA product and it doesn't interest me.

If I wanted a muscle car I'd buy an SS ute.

Decent sized penis

Now you have to prove it

You are the problem, suburban cuck.

The roads I drive on have corners.

He could be rural too

Penis envy at its finest.

can't afford one otherwise i would

I like to turn.

>too loud

Already have something that runs flat 10s