He drives an Audi

Phideon

>v6 300 bhp sedan

>v8 600 bhp wagon

>same platform

ill put a v12 in fiero does that make it an ferrari?

Only white trash and cucks drool over the worst german company.

thanks, but I don't want a gf that wears socks with heels

check this out lmao

>RS6: C7 platform

>Phideon: MLBevo platform

still waiting

>falling for the marketing lies and obfuscation
C7 is literally MLB lol

>literally lol lmao
>literally
>different size wheelbase, suspension, powertrain, engine... but literally the same lmao

lol lmao

Veeky Forums

oh i guess you're one of those autist burgers that pretend a trim level is a completely different car too

deal with it, it's the same platform that gets either extended or shortened

not that guy but Veeky Forums in general doesn't know shit about audi's, and rightfully so because the whole RS line up would shit on anything you fanboys could come up with.
I had a conversation with a german a couple of days before who actually knew what he was talking about, your memes are bullshit.
>vw trash lelelelele
>vag cuck lelelelele
stay pleb, you'll never be able to afford one.

should i buy an 80s audi as my first car?

most of Veeky Forums's logic when they can't afford and/or have a general dislike for a good car is "lol vw underneath"

>bugatti chiron shares a platform with a skoda superb so they are literally the same car lmao literally lol

dunno why I bother arguing with 19 year olds with riced up honda civics worth $600 anyway

>I had a conversation with a german a couple of days before who actually knew what he was talking about, your memes are bullshit.
lol nice proof
stay btfo fangirl, enjoy your terminal understeer
samefag

I can respect 80s audis tbqh

t.pic

straight 5 or bust

>paying panamera money for a fucking souped up vw
top kek

>paying souped up VW money for a souped up VW
is this seriously your argument? You could at least call them out on being slower than the Italians. Again.

you'll need to post kek a couple of million times before you'll be able to buy a bus pass so your opinion is kind of invalid my neet friend

>audi fangirl "arguments"
kek
>implying they can compete
Nah, it's enough to call them out on being slower than BMW and Mercedes-Benz
Not even going to compare them to Porsche because that would be too insulting to Porsche

Just noticed that you also changed what I said. The Panamera isn't a "souped up VW", it shares nothing with VW. It's a FR car as opposed to the cucked FFs that VW has.

and it's slower than the Giulia QV
lmao

out of curiosity

what do you drive?

for the love of whatever you find holy, someone please webm/gif the end part where he slams the prius doors.

KEK

Although the Mito is 100% a Punto with a different body, the other Alfa Romeo which derived from Fiat bases had many differecens such as improved bases, different suspension schemes, exclusive technology for their engines and so on.
The Mito is 100% a Punto and as I said while this is not a negative thing for the car itself (the Punto is a nice car and very enjoyable with the Sport trims and the discontinued Abarth Punto), still it's not a true Alfa if you ask me, as the same way the A1 is 100% a Polo.

as I thought, the only thing he's driving is his mother into an early grave

Stay mad, poorfag

this post caused a massive trigger

>mfw audifags getting triggered

stupid sheeple don't you see the veil VW has pulled over your eyes!

haha lmao they have some metal which is shaped the same way hahaha wow bad car lmao hahah

poorfags are so easy to detect it's not even funny.

keep justifying your rebadged punto you yuropoor cuck shitskin, I'll be having fun with real automobiles.

>yuropoor
You do realise that Audis are much more affordable in euro countries and come in more variants, right?
Like, the manufacurer is in fact European. You're driving an European car user

...

>american license plates
fucking naziboos man

>projecting
>deflecting
lmao not my fault you bought the wrong car
I was sleeping when you posted. I have a 2014 Quattroporte GTS which I didn't buy brand new.

>real automobiles
>audi
kek

>boasts about his maserati with chrystler interior parts

lmfao just a rebadged chrystler lmfao lmao literlally the same car lol lmao

see I can do it too

btw what a fucking awful car you bought lmao lol

>interior parts are the same thing as a platform
Ferrari V8. I rest my case. Stay jelly, Audi fag.

She's russain, lada 4 life

>audi fangirl getting btfo
>p-poorfag! show me what you drive!
>guy posts a Maserati
>y-your car is shit too!
lmfao VAG fangirls on suicide watch
how is that FF layout treating you, cuck?

you truly are a dumb cunt aren't you?

>inb4 muh 0-60
Lada is based, they were born from FIAT after all

>ad hominems
Stay triggered
youtube.com/watch?v=IJGaaVjIZzU

all this talk and still no one answered this simple question ayyyLMAO rebadged VW camper van loooL xD

nigger braggin bout his fuckin chrystler with borrowed engine from the brand he should've bought into

the levels of irony in this thread are truly reaching cosmic heights

>pop up hood
>there's no roundel on the engine

I see a passat

>from the brand he should've bought into
Says you. Stay mad. Your post reeks of busrider.
Reasons to choose the Maserati:
>Ferrari offers no sedan so it wasn't even considered
>I love the design on the Quattroporte
>The competition wasn't quite as attractive
The only serious alternative was the XJ and it had too much chrome inside, it was like a burger designed it.

>he actually bought an audi
please get a trip so we can laugh at you

>maserashit

kys

>gawker
>doug dememe
back to plebbit with you

I keep reading this as Messerschmitt

My first car was a 96 A4 1.8 turbo which was chipped from 110kw to 142kw and it was a hand me down, looking back now i don't understand why would my dad give a novice driver such a rocket.

i feel bad for people who make threads like this.