New speeding laws tomorrow

Friendly reminder for all my b/o/ng friends that driving in the UK is no sensible fun allowed from tomorrow.

express.co.uk/life-style/cars/795209/speeding-fines-new-laws-rules-price-tickets-UK-April-24

>A minor offence constitutes a band A charge. Band A charges are for drivers who exceed the stated speed limit between one and 10mph.

>So, if a driver travels 31mph up to 40mph in a 30mph zone, they can be charged between 25 per cent and 75 per cent of their weekly income.

>Drivers who exceed the stated speed limit by 11mph up to 20mph will be charged between 75 per cent and 125 per cent of their wage.

I might have to become an electric cyclefag

How is 1mph over even enforceable, all Speedos are around 1.5 to 2 mph out anyway.

I'm sure road safety is going to be just great with everyone glued to their dash clocks instead of the road ahead.

yet another reason for driverless cars.

elon musk please hurry and save humanity. thank you.

Mine is 4mph different. On the street cameras that tell you your speed, It'll say 30mph but my speedo says 34mph.

I don't see what the hell is wrong with the current speeding laws we have.

Jokes on them I don't have an income.

jesus that sounds horrible
do bongistani cops regularly pull people over for 5 or 10 over?

I've never been pulled over but there are sometimes stationary police speed camera vans that sit on the side of a road and if you're doing 5mph over the speed limit, it'll snap you and you get a fine through the post.

i've never been pulled over either but i've seen less scamera vans around in recent years. i presume this applies to the fixed cameras especially average speed ones which are more common now.

It has nothing to do with road safety, it's just another tory stealth tax.

I'm sure the vans are getting smaller.

Why are you people allowing this to happen?

So doing 31mph now gets you a ticket? What the actual fuck.

This country is a joke sometimes.

Atleast they don't have an orange dorito as president.

It will be interesting to see if they enforce it that low.
It was always 10%+2mph of the speed limit before you were in trouble.

I found that to be a reasonable rule. So long as the driver is being safe, what's the problem but like said. It's just a tor stealth tax and that'll probably fund their campaign for "low tax"

Bonus information on UK speeding enforcement: You have to be mentally handicapped to get caught since by law all traffic cameras have to be posted.

There is no requirement for a camera after a sign though so most roads round here have the singes up and no camera, making the signs useless.

If only.

>express
All noise and scaremongering. Nothing will change.

Do a bit of speeding tomorrow for me and tell me if anything has changed.

Cheers pal.

What?

>DumfriesAndGallowayLaughing.jpg

One speed camera van, no fixed cameras.

Fuck off tory scum

australia here, germans are laughing at us because we are glued to our speedos and not watching the roads.

i shit you not, they came down here with research to try and change our govt's mind and show them what real safety is : watching the road and got told to piss off.

now they laugh at us and our country is a laughing stock. i feel for you UK, that shit is cancer.

UK is a fucking police state. Surveillance of everything, telematics in cars, shit's ridiculous. 1984 was a fucking warning not a blue print

Someone needs to wake the fuck up

budget cuts

Only static cameras

So true King! #woke

>telematics
underageb& detected

Just wait a couple of years until everyone will be forced to have telematics in their car. After all, if you have nothing to hide what's the problem? Just let big daddy take car of it

brexit was the right move it helps prevent spread the cancer here

You mean yet another reason to consider the anglosphere fucking dead.

The only relevant and half sensible anglo nation isn't even anglo. It's aracial to the point where the "white" citizens are starting to look like proto-asians and acultural to the point where every national dish is actually from somewhere else.

Gotta make that revenue somehow

Well then, you're free to go sir. Have a nice day.

So you're telling me that if I go 1mph over the speed limit, I could be fined up to £3000? This is a bloody outrage. This country is going down the drain. At this rate I'll have to buy a visa to one of the colonies soon.

Fuck off cunt, we're full

Nobody wants you bong

come to australia and help us fight against this shit.

it's not as bad here yet, we have some shit but not quite as 1984 as you guys.

Speedos show 3-4 kmh more than you really drive

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That was utter shit. Try again faggot.

>Vauxhall Corsa

No surprises

>The USA
>Full
>not wanting civilized immigrants instead of shitskins or Taco Pacos

what are you, high?

At least he's a Freedom Dorito and isn't plunging our country into a 1984 dystopia.

Bongs are honorary mudslimes

lol, I'm 33 and retired.

Fucking slammed that land-of-no-showers cuck

Shut up ya transgemdered wog

tut, tut, tut, I'm white Engrish man maaaan.
NO U

why the hell do the cops need this kind of money? doesn't socialism and its ridiculously high taxes guaranteed public services are well funded?

Gotta keep the plebs in check somehow.

>doesn't socialism and its ridiculously high taxes guaranteed public services are well funded?

Not sure if you're from the UK but all you hear about here is MUH NHS needing more money.

But taxing people for going 1mph over the speed limit won't go towards that.

its not reasonable at all

suddenly you're gonna go downhill slightly, gain 1mph and be charged 25% your weekly earnings

It's gonna be fun to see how this pans out.

>But taxing people for going 1mph over the speed limit won't go towards that.

pic related

I think he means the old 10+2 rule, not the new one.

>socialism
>Tory government
Pick one.

Speedos overestimate by about 10% in my experience, so for 30 your speedo will read 33, for 50 55 etc

5% actually.

This is going to be shit, near me there is a fucking steep hill with a 30mph speed limit and cameras all the way along. You basically have to either be in 2nd and shag the living daylights out the engine or in 3rd and lug your way up the fucker.
fair dos

+0 to 10% is the legal tolerance for C&U regs.

Dorito has not restricted my freedoms.

He will rotate out of power, but Bongslavery remains.

I wonder how long it's going to take Canada to get this bad.

Probably not very long.

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Whoops :^)

Texas would get rid of speed limits if it could still get money from FHWA.

Its good idea to have fines that vary according of income because otherwise some rich people will never respect the speed limit.
Is it like in Quebec where only tickets from a cop can lead to the lost of your license or they just don’t care about innocent until proven guilty.

It would make sense but the fines are capped at £2500, and a lot of the richest people are on minimum wage with large dividend payments as that skirts round income tax into the much lower capital gains tax, also making this fine structure pointless.

It might get that bad in Ontarindia or BC. BC will impound your shit if you go over 40kmh the limit. I doubt any other parts will get that bad, well maybe the poor ass provinces.

Will you Europoors please explain to me as to why you need such "sporty, fast and perfect handling" clown cars with penalties that high?

Because we have twisty roads with 60mph+ limits.

>get charged wage percentage rather than flat rate
Well your honor, I'm unemployed and draw no benefits so if you would really like 125% of £0 I'll go ahead and write you a check

canada here, coworker got ticked for going 56 km/h in a 50 zone

everyone thought it was bullshit but the ticket no lie

>tfw can do over the speed limit in my bike and get no tickets

Cagers btfo

Why do you keep pretending pinkbike photos are "your bike"? Ashamed of your Mongoose?

>25 per cent and 75 per cent of their weekly income
you fucking what

Where exactly did I implied that specific bike was mine????

Thats just your autism

This

Excuse the pixels, but these roads make my drive to work actual fun.

Words 8 and 9.

I drive my car on the weekends

>Hurr durr why do you pretend to have an f1

This is how autistic you are

AHAHAHAHA BRITKEKS AHAHA

I want to say I'm surprised, but you guys did let Muslims take over your country.

But you don't have a car, and your bike is such a cheap pile of shit that you are pretending to own stock images of other people BICYCLES. Embarrassing.

t. Juan Tyrone

t. Muhammad al jazier

>t. Mahmad Abdullah bin Gafbad

As a typical autistic subject, he refuses to understand the situation and how it relates to his condition and continues to have his autistic episode

>This is how autistic you are

Nice autobiography, want to spastic out anymore?
I'm beginning to suspect you may not be just stupid but have an actual mental disability. If that's the case just let us know and we will stop embarrassing you.

>cyclist this assmad

stay btfo child

Situation is pretty simple, you are so poor (and so insecure about it) that you pretend to own things on the internet worth $1500, doing so in a thread in which doesn't even have anything to do with bicycles. Prove me wrong.

What if I have no income? how much would I be charged?

500 GBP and no tendies for a month

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I'm a student. not a Degenate drain on my family

>Not one but twomautistic americans trying to defend his mexican heritage
Im not european lmao, Continue to sperg

>Mad he can't go over the speed limit
HAHAHAHAHAH

Nice projection

Same thing desu

Lmao Nice projection

>be me a few years ago
>work at airport
> get to know most of the van, shuttle, taxi and limo drivers
> shuttle driver for a local hotel is ticketed for going two miles an hour over the speed limit
>driver takes it to court
>judge throws the ticker
>tells cop "never waste this Court's time was something like that again"
> airport police chief livid when he finds out it's the same cop who ticketed another shuttle driver for taking too long to help an elderly woman down the shuttle steps in a rainstorm
>cop ends up being disciplined by Department

tfw

Nice dick

>Britcuck muslim desperately trying to piece his blasted bum back together

KEK!

I do not live in europe or the british isles kek

Juan really got assmad kek

>lying to save face

He just keeps going!

That looks a fun road, where is it?