Mass Effect General - /meg/

Eterny Sloth Edition

One Hour Walkthrough with Mac and Mike
youtube.com/watch?v=7jUKbhdscpc

Pax Main Stage Presentation
youtube.com/watch?v=0OitlhG0oIM

Launch Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=X6PJEmEHIaY

Latest Video in IGN First Series
youtu.be/jS61J9js-r8

Golden Worlds Briefing
youtube.com/watch?v=kT6P3wIvp3Y

Exploration & Discovery
youtube.com/watch?v=Ts9WLMSAYVE

First 13 Minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=5p_wFVfDxJQ&t=619s

MEG's updated Pastebin: pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=4j2ohfV1lbQ

CES 2016 Footage: youtu.be/JRStRzbBD_g

E3 2015 trailer: youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw

E3 2014 trailer: youtu.be/C4HbiCKBhFU

Bioware propaganda: blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

Previous Thread

1st for rangeban /v/

Reminder that the dick only make things better

liarafag plz go.

Im going to ____ Tiran!

Apparently game at PAX is buggy as fuck.

Why does Bioware care so little about their products?

>It's fine! they have 2 weeks to fix it
lol

Why would I want to play a game that has no good animations, no well designed characters, no interesting environments, and a terrible story?

dissapoint

Biodrones go home

Marry!

>friend
I am going to friend Tiran and set him up with Vetra. They will make a CUTE couple.

Jaal best husbando!

PeeBee is cute! :3

FUCK

I thought this one was funny.

xth for haha bro like Bioware animations has always been shit why you complaining maaaan ;DD

Wow user you shouldn't be breaking your NDA like this.

Cutest salamander man. Will also be best husbando!

BeepBeep a SHIT


There's a MP Q&A stream from 1 to 1:30 today. That's a little over an hour from now.

Please stop calling her BeepBeep

Befriend, could be a cool dude.
I'm going to KISS Cora, though!

nth for lets complain about bioware game animations for 10 years running i'm sure they'll fix it this year

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No, you have to come to terms with Bowie's death.

You made Kallo happy!

PooPoo then?

Fix his eye, then kiss him on the lips

Daily reminder that if you save the council you're a fuckin' xenophile who would gladly sacrifice humans to save aliens

Get back to work, Mac. You're embarrassing yourself.

Stop making fun of PeeBee

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never ever

never ever. not until you gas all asari.

Awww...this sad little cobra-cat.

I-I want to protect his smile!

Turn to the left
Turn to the right

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So serious question for all the biodrones that came to this general recently. Why did you come here? Isn't reddit or something more to your tastes? Why would you come to /meg/ of all places, a general that's been hating on Bioware since forever.

never ever mind

Yes I did, Yes I am.

It boggles my mind that this character is in the same game as Sara Ryder and Peebee

Anyone else wish they could play as Dad Ryder?

Whoops, anyway why are you in a general that usually talks about the game and not shitposting on /v/?

Wish he was Garrus.

>a general that usually talks about the game and not shitposting
How new are you?

I do wonder if they asked him if they could use the image. Albeit use an image of THEIR character, but still.

She became Trevor from GTAV.

yes

But this general does both.

>People tell you to quit it with the obnoxious sperging out
>Start making angry frog noises and calling everyone biodrones even though nobody said anything positive about them and just told you to stop posting

They probably did. But like you said, it is their character. So i don't know how it works.

Absolutely. Especially if he had a fellow operator bro voiced by Michael Ironside.
Playing as an older character would've been cool.

Don't you have a game to fix, Mac?

the image isn't in his gallery any more. wonder what happened.
maybe they actually learned and ASKED him to use it, who knows?

Whoops, forgot my image

tfw BioWare is doing their lazy thing again

No because then they'd just recycle Fallout 4's shitty plot. I'd be into it if the stupid kids weren't around. Maybe DICE can make an in universe shooter about Alec's team going through the relay.

Will she ever realize the wonders of Krogan cock?

>implying Mac comes here
Unless he's talking about how Liara is perfect/best waifu and how PB is good in any way, It's not Mac

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Look at Drack's face there, he knows she's ripe for it.

Once that Doctor Lexi falls, Sara will be next.

oh bioware

at least it's not a photoshopped stock image

I think we knew that the first 5 times it was posted.

>geth incursions on insanity
Just Fuck my shit up Familia

He's not being serious. Fucking hell, how new are you people.

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that's not even the same effects used

>Mac keeps getting triggered
Take your pills, Mac. And try to make better games in the future.

>Liara being referenced twice in a game 600 years and a galaxy away from her
>Ugly Asari Everywhere
>PeeBo in a league all her own
>Dr. Cumdrip
Is this finally the game where people get redpilled on the Asari?

please keep posting this image so the people who join in every 10 post don't have to scroll up

Nah, blueberries are life

I know that. I just wanted to say Mac has a boner for Asari.

Normies love asari. They'll never go away unfortunately.

reminder that there are no good romance options in andromeda

She has a wonderful shade here

>I've made a terrible mistake

>728x715
nigga...

Threadly reminder that ME:A is going to be shit!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

you need to leave NOW

Ah shit, I downloaded the thumb from the imgur archive. Didn't even realize. We were on post 800 and I didn't double check. At least the threads are moving so fast this'll be moot soon.

>i can't read facial expressions

just let me love him, as Sara or Scott Idgaf, I will hug him and protect him from krogans

KROGAN COCK SO _________

bad

if you are at it you can add the Shroud from ME3 Tuchanka

No this time they took fan art without asking.

SMALL

Is there any real reason why I shouldn't be able to play an alien in this game?

I agree, just let us love him. I just wanna hug

I don't understand why they keep doing this. They have artists internally creating stuff that they repackage and sell as art books. There's absolutely zero reason for them to do this, but it keeps happening.

wait won't the genophage not be cured in mass effect andromeda???

Yeah, that's pretty obvious mate.

Ships left before the events of ME3.

Mass effect has always been about humans exploring the universe.

tips for hitting level 60 in 2 playthroughs of ME1?

Are you the moron from the QA? We've known forever that the arks left before the events of ME3.

Calm down, I'm only posed a pic of a girl I think is cute.

It happens because they're a bunch of lazy faggots.

?just play?

You'd have to be able to start off from all of the different arks from all of the different species if they made it so you'd be able to play as a different species. Bioware is just too lazy to do that.

The fact that most of the talk in these threads are about what ugly virtual character you do or don't want to fuck should really alarm anyone thinking of getting the game.