/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1039

RIP In Piss Edition

Previous: News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (It will have waifus eventually)
>Tyranny is out
>Pillars of Eternity 2 Deadfire announced (waifus confirmed)

Sales:
Inquisition (Origin/EA Publisher sale)


NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Stuff:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Writing self-insert furry fanfiction.

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to climax!
youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI

Friendly reminder that thread user is sleeping at this time.

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twitter.com/biofanofficial/status/840661331896328192
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for Liam who is heterosexual

We don't have a "thread user"

Jesus christ, I just got the fucking horse in DA:I. How can they release this trash when something like TW3 exists? This is pathetic.

DA:I came out before TW3...

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At least it's useless because you are just as fast with charging bull or mage teleport and it makes you miss all banter

Sara trailer soon!

>using the horse
>missing party banter
>trashposting about the witcher

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friendly reminder that ME3 isn't canon

I love Ciri.

*as a daughter

No.

As a sex goddess.

*slap*

slap THAT ASS

>ME:A out in ten days
>no russian leaks
>no early guide leaks
umm

Agreed!

Ciri's ass is delicious.

Who is Iron Bull holding?

original character do not steal

Does Ciri's anal ring have black hair or silver hair?

what the fuck, user?

So this is our true poster count huh...

Amazing, isn't it?

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Geralt fucks Scott while Alec fucks Ciri!

I'm here too.

:3

GET OUT

strawpoll.me/12509405
strawpoll.me/12509405
strawpoll.me/12509405

10 anons..not bad.

Strawpoll is fucked for me atm. It's just as reliable as the Veeky Forums poster count anyway.

All me.

*me!

I am not user! user is not me!

Pls spoiler when you post skellingtons

>skellingtons
.

You need more mods.

get fucked, dude, Leliana is our goddess

Quicker looting mod makes Inquisition 10x better, like seriously.

leliana's breath smell's like doritos

I just pretend mounts dont exist.

What do Doritos smell like?

would be a shame if...

you lose your head over these ashes. Nothing personal, sister.

not how you want your breath to smell

You are a monster!

twitter.com/biofanofficial/status/840661331896328192

user, I.. I can't see anything from the thumbnail and I am not clicking that image!

I'm so glad...

*banishes all lyrium ghosts to the farplane*

Which one would win?

Should I queen Anora or King Alistair? I've been leaning to Anora but is there any reason as to why I should chose Alistair other than his blood?

Uncanny Valley..

Why not both? Anora and Alistair both on the throne, is the most peaceful way to end the landsmeet.

Whats so bad about mounts in DA:I? my favorite was the halla

Heh...

>Why not both? Anora and Alistair both on the throne, is the most peaceful way to end the landsmeet.

Plus this way you get the best companion in DA:O

Wouldn't that mean they get... m-married? but Alistair is my guy!

Um Alistair is married to ME!

Or you can just get them to marry AND execute the traitor. Plus this way you get to kill the biggest tool in the series.

Like corn chips and powdered shame.

Um? Back the fuck up? Thanks?

>Loghain
>tool

No.

user please.

Well then side with Alistair and make him the king. And lock Anora in a prison cell, but please be gentle.

*raises paw* uh who is the best and worst romance in each DA??

Will I have to dump Alistair if I get Anora and him married? :(
Also I'd like Loghain as a companion but at this point I hate him so much I don't think I'd beable to tolerate him... does he even have any redeeming qualities? Dindu Nuffin?™

Best morrigan, worst josephine

>Loghain
>Not a literal dindu
Execute his ass everytime

*lifts phantom wolf tail* ahem, Solas is still the thinking woman's romance *barks*

they're from two different games???

I like Blackwall because he basically worships the dirt you walk on, you're pretty much the best thing that has ever happened to him in his entire life.

Origins
>Best: Morrigan
>Worst: Zevran

DA2
>Best: Merrill with purple F!Hawke
>Worst: Sebastian

DAI
>Best: Cassandra
>Worst: The Iron Cuck

Morri/Lel
Isabela/Merrill
Solas/Josephi

Morrigan is the best, worst is Sebastian.

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*opponent's typo's

*opponents' typoeses

Like homeboy literally left his king to die, imprisoned his own daughter and was probably going to kill her for speaking out against him? was dabbling in slave trade... is he literally just an asshat

Deepest lore.

cucks

So one of my friends told me that in MotB you can influence your companions' personality and etc a lot, similar to how you can do it in KotoR 1 & 2 and change their alignment and corrupt or redeem people.

I really liked that feature from those games and having a lot of influence over your companions. So I put up all the way through the garbage shitty ass OC for NWN2 to get to MotB and now that I'm playing it, so far I don't see anything like that at all, just the same old influence system as before. Was I lied too?

w..whoa

>ywn knock Solas out with your Dorito breath and shove wasps up his nose

Everone other than kaelyn is neutral so they kind of approve of whatever you do, a change of personality is only noticeable with Gann in like one scene.

Biofan? Toss him in the frying pan!

yes hello could someone direct me to the Iron Bull cum inflation?

Leliana steals Morrigan's robes

>ywn steal wizardanon's magic powers

That one doesn't even make sense, user. Where would you get the wasps? How would you get them to stay up his nose?

Morrigan transforms Leliana into a frog. Oh wait, what's the difference.

*Leliana quietly crying in the corner*

They would make small honeycombs in his nostril openings, dummy.

Wasps don't make honey, you egg.

>alternative facts

dao: morrigan/leliana
da2: merrill/sebastian
dai: dorian/sera

Is there a way to spare Loghain, side with Anora and keep Alistair as my husbando?

fuck I should've hardened him D:

They're objective facts. Wasps are carnivorous, and the only way they ever interact with honey is occasionally stealing it from bees to feed their larvae. They don't actually make it themselves.

Just let Alistair execute Loghain, user.

Just execute that faggot, you do want to please best bro Alistair yes?