Why is it so fucking hard to Bitcoins ?!?!

I remember having some issues,i ended up doing it on my phone instead,took me about 2 hours to sign up and get verified,started with £100 a week limit then £500 a week

>sell Bitcoin cause I need money for rent
>$1029
>see price today
>$1110

At least I still have like 11 left

Dont sell ever,you will end up like the guy who spent 10000 bitcoins on a pizza.

turned out i need a camera
tried to do the same, but some it says the site failed bcoz of some server error
what the fuck is this bullshit
I JUST WANT TO BUY BITCOINS !

SEND ME 50 USD worth of bitcoin PLS
ILL DO EVERYTHING U WANT

Haha have fun on the sidelines no coiner

Yeah you do need ID to buy from proper exchanges because of regulations. Once set up tho you can buy and sell freely.

VERIFYING YEAH !!!!!!!!!

IT'S CRASHING AGAIN

I GIVE THEM EVERY INFO THEY WANT. I WOULD SEND THEM NUDES IF THEY ASSKED FOR IT I JUST WANT BITCOINS BEFORE THEY ARE WORTH 2k !!

Dont say that !!!! BELIVE MOTHERFUCKER !

2-3 minutes
ITS LOADING SINCE 10 MINUTES
WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WHY IS THE SITE SO SLOW
ARE THEY BEING DDOSED !??!

There's something fishy going on tonight, that's for sure

It's always been buggy as shit but it literally crashed earlier

they are being hacked by the russians
putin wants all the freaking bitcoin for himself

There's a lot of new people that get interested in BTC when the price spikes up.

Here's my words of wisdom.

If you're looking to "get rich" then your play is waiting for a Trillion Dollar Market Cap.

That's $100,000 per BTC, try and get your hands on 2-3 BTC for under $1000

NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! Keep your BTC on an exchange like Coinbase.

Keep your BTC on in your own Wallet and back it up on a thumb drive.
There's your guide to getting rich with BTC.

P.S. Buy some Ethereum they are around $10

Thats my plan. But its a pain in the ass to get them.

>taking a slight break from going parabolic
>crashing

its still loading WTF
i want to own at least 200 $ worth of bitcoin before the weekend starts

There's no real rush, it just feels that way.

My first exchange was BTC-E a few years ago. Try them.

>NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! Keep your BTC on an exchange like Coinbase.

but then you're missing out on lending gains

>lending gains

Im having the same problem. They want a piece of bank or government mail to verify my identity.

I don't keep bank statements laying around for months on end.

This is why bitcoin is a meme, That and the exchanges always freeze after a big crash. I'm starting to think this shit is rigged.

I bet the jews are behind this.

The site is still loading (Verifying identity...) and now i have to go to bed for my wage slave job tomorrow. Should i let it load or try again tomorrow?

try a different browser

>Jews
fucking duh the jews are behind this

Noobcoiner here,

How do I move my BTC wallet off of Coinbase after buying from them?

What did you mean by this?

It's not hard. Just find a guide on downloading and securing your own wallet.

Then use your wallet address and tell Coinbase to send your BTC to that wallet.

Check out youtube too.

>2011
>read blog articles about how cyber criminals use bitcoins to buy/sell drugs, weapons, stolen credit cards and CP on the deep web
>assume its digital monopoly money that would be banned just like India demonitizes their rupee notes
>moot creates Veeky Forums
>see over 9000 shitcoin threads a day
>think nothing of it
>assume they were a cancer like trap threads on /b/
>see news of Mt.Gox hacking
>assume a new coin will take its place next time like facebook replaced myspace
>crypto doesn't even occur to be anymore until 2 weeks ago
>see rise from $800 to over $1000
>try to buy through coinbase account
>PayPal verification doesn't work yet
>credit card got frozen because it was flagged for suspicious activity
>locked out for 24 hours because address didn't match the card even though I typed it in exactly as it appeared on statement
>price jumps another $100 overnight

>for under $1000
Why do you mean? If you are aiming at 100,000 per BTC, why should you care to buy under 1,000?

Sounds sensible but won't moving my BTC to a private wallet reduce liquidity?

How will I cash in on my massive noob gainz?

It's psychological.

They are freaking out about losing 40% on there investment value when there it's likely to gain 1000%

it worked ! fuck yeah

>P.S. Buy some Ethereum they are around $10
Coutd ETH be the Facebook of crypto after BTC goes the way of Myspece? Tell me it is so.

Also, what about crypto ATMs? There is one an hour bus ride from me, where you insert cash and address. What kind of fees am I looking at though I have no idea.

Send it back to Coinbase and sell? Mind you keeping BTC on your own wallet is more for utility (assuming you are actually using BTC or getting it in payment). It's also a long term position but better then getting Mt. Gox'd and losing it all.

If you want to help BTC out start using it like money and not treating it like a meme.

Ethereum and it's blockchain is better then BTC when it comes to large scale adaptation.

Also early miners took out a lot of BTC from circulation, Ethereum fixed that with it's Ghost protocol .

My bet is it'll be around $100, I only own 50.

>Coutd ETH be the Facebook of crypto after BTC goes the way of Myspece? Tell me it is so.

No chance,the market cap of Ethereum is currently 1/18th of Bitcoin its never going to happen.

nocoiner FOMO: the thread

HAHAHAHAH fucking noncoiners. how does it feel buddy :D

Wtf I hate Putin now

>No chance,the market cap of Ethereum is currently 1/18th of Bitcoin its never going to happen.

Never trust someone who says "never"

>If you want to help BTC out start exchanging it for fiat
lolwut

I'm playing to win, not for charity

It's possible of course but we would start to see the signs well in advance ,money would start flowing from Bitcoin into Ethereum and we would know what's up.

>currently

You know you done fucking up.. right?... you know you fucked up ......... you know it nudge

Market cap went up 500 million within the past hour

Do I buy more? I have half a bitcoin and shitton of Ethereum right now.

???

I've seen this posted here before (possibly by the same twat) and this just not true. Stop spreading misinformation, you cunt.

dont listen to these nocoiner "crashers"

they wet their pants if BTC dips 2%.. its their way of coping

for real, don't let anyone ever tell you "You won't be able to sell them"

its obvious they have never even tried.

If you buy I'll buy too

Let's do it together

Ready, 3.. 2.. 1..

A more sensible response would be "try cashing in a small portion of your BTC to see how it works".

The definition of a holder is someone who never cashes in their shit

Where? And for what "fees"

IKTF

I want to invest in BTC, but I'm not going to hand over a steal-my-ID starter kit to some shady exchange.

Can somebody help a /b/ro get started?

Much appreciated.

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I got on Kraken, and that went really smoothly.

Biggest wait was the bank-to-Kraken transfer of fiat.

>put money on betting site with credit card
>withdraw as bitcoin for free

which site?