So I asked my boss for a raise and he challenged me to a drag race next Monday. He says if I beat him he'll give me the raise, but if I lose he will fire me. He said I don't deserve a raise because I'm not smart with money. As evidence of this, he pointed out that I drive a Honda Fit, a 'slow fag mobile' as he put it. He drives some sort of Audi coupe. Is there any strategy I can use to win this race? My coworkers are saying they won't talk to me if I don't beat him.
So I asked my boss for a raise and he challenged me to a drag race next Monday...
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Haven't you seen the new Fast and Furious movie?
Just take as much weight as you possibly can off the car, then put as big a tank of nitrous as you can fit.
And don't puss out.
Pay that trap to touch his penis
Get a gun. Shoot him on go. Proceed to the finish line. Take over his company and fuck his wife.
As he goes into a corner push him off the track.
Show up in heel and a skirt. Wasn't this the kind of 'drag' he had i mind?
>posts pic of trap
>boss challenged me to a drag race
>Is there any strategy I can use to win this race?
show up in a dress and the tallest heals you can walk in
CURASHU
Do this op
top-fucking-kek
gayest roleplay thread I have ever read
sage
this
and then quickly upshift from 1st gear to 24
Who is this trap?
She is a girl (girl) pic related is the trap
>as big a tank of nitrous as you can fit
Wouldn't that cause a danger to the manifold?
proofs?
If you get a raise, you can afford a new car.
>ruining nice pictures with women
why
Proof and a name/more pictures?
pic source?
also sweet spoilerless integra
Car bomb
You better be double clutching.
Post more of his/her because my dick demands more
rent a p100D lmfao
Swap in a Gallo 24
>inb4 m-muh Gallo 12
Gallo 12 fags get rekt
Buy a cheap sportbike and blow his doors off.
Keek, this
>drag race
>slow fag mobile
who the hell made this guy boss
god he looks so young here; miss this rebel vin ;___;
shitboxme.me a CUTE!
yuki. la/o/16105724
anyone have the rest?
there are some cool-looking 404's in that archive