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Was this the first time this happened? The thread ending before reaching the limit?

How are you supposed to beat Night 4 in Sister Location? This shit's impossible. Is it just down to luck?

It was happening on all of Veeky Forums

I wonder if a mod got way overzealous like that one time a few months ago

Why is the IRC link even in the OP? Nobody's used it in 2 years.

Guess I'll repost this since the last thread ended prematurely. Glad to see you're all not dead quite yet.

It's happened a few times like

Paunch is all alone there, waiting.

What makes you say that? I just looked at the last posts of a couple threads on page 10 under bump limit, and they were posted a while ago.

Last post in the Bioshock general was over 20 minutes ago, last post in vscape was 30 minutes ago, and last post in giant extreme robots general was 50 minutes ago. For the first two, that seems pretty fast, though I don't think it's the same thing that happened to us.

>that thread theme
Toreador March was really the best song Scott could have given to Freddy, just like how Crumbling Dreams is the best song he could have given to Ballora. As shit at lore as he is, the guy really knows how to use music to create an atmosphere.

Not really, from what I understand the speed and order of the springlocks unwinding is not random. I don't think there is much of a need to memorize them, just don't hesitate and don't spend too much time on any one lock or even any one side during the later part.

there's no purple guy there

I have a powerful thirst for this robot.
Imagine the masturbation sessions they must share. Each head knowing the others turn-ons and kinks as intimately as they know their own. The satisfaction they must feel in pleasuring themselves, knowing that their counterpart is experiencing the exact same bliss. That even in their most private moments of self indulgence, there's always someone there to share it with them; someone just as needy and unashamed as themselves; experiencing every shudder and clench and loss of control as orgasm overtakes them, just as it happens to them.

I think you've answered this question before, but why do you not have an offsite place where you post your work?

Because Rugrats is still an user at heart.

How the fuck do I keep the Minireenas from climbing into the suit?

Laziness, and what I thought was a lack of interest from other people. If anything happened to the thread or the booru I'll probably set up a tumblr account, but until then I have no need for it yet.

It's not the user in the thread, but the user in your heart.

If you mean the ones that climb in from the center, dropping down into the suit, then you can't and that is fine. Those Minireenas can only kill you if you shake during their climbing animation, and only most of it.

Reminder to set your clocks forward an hour tonight

Just skip it, there's nothing after the Minireena section in the night and it's a waste of time trying to do the RNG shit. Type in %appfiles% in the start menu, hit enter, find SL's file, and then right click and select edit MMFA files. There should be a text box that pops up. Change the "Night= 4" to 5, and presto you've done more work than Scott did testing for quality control.

That doesn't seem very fun.

That's bullshit, but thanks
What do you think I am, some kind of loser?

As I understand it, it's not actually shaking while they're climbing that kills you, but that shaking loosens the springlocks.

Night 4 is really dumb in that it's hard to figure out what's killing you. There really needed to be a separate death for the springlocks going off, if only so you can figure out what killed you.

Neither is Night 4.
There probably was a springsuit failure planned, which might be where Scott got the idea for the scooper ending.

Alright, pizzas, are you ready?

AM I?

You are never ready for Freddy.

For Freddy?

I sure hope so, because it's time for 5N@F's second weekly Random Poetry Intermission Night! Grab your notepads and open your text editors, folks, because we're in for another long night at the pizzeria.

Tonight's subject is "The First Encounter".
There are no restrictions on style or format tonight.

Bonus challenge: Write your poem as a Haiku.

>last poem was ass
eugh I don't wanna

I forgot to check
He runs to me and I see
Foxy's Silver Eyes

EEEEE
EEEEEEE
EEEEE

I'm just gonna start putting Silver Eyes references into everything I write to elicit a reaction.

Met a bear today
Just as the power went out
Now my asshole hurts.

Time to don the mask
Bonnie quickly comes and goes
I need to change pants

My heart stops beating
I gaze upon her beauty
My robot waifu

Freddy was ready
He stood outside the left door,
Now I am no more.

Where is crisis?

The power ran out
I hear his footsteps, and then
Toreador March

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Close to 6 AM.
Chica was camping outside.
Curse that damn chicken.

The power ran out
I hear his footsteps, and
Instantly get a boner

Crisis draws the bird
Large dick thrust inside user
5-NAF blows its load

>5 6 7
Learn what a haiku is before you embarrass yourself any further

Ah yes, true writekino. FHF was an interesting fellow.

Why must you remind me of him

This game is boring
Markiplier overreacts
Wait what's that groaning

Alright, just wondering because you're really the only thing keeping me here.

tried to close the door
man just could not make it man
door stuck DOOR STUCK ded

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Nothing else does it for you?

What "else" is there?

The other stuff produced by other ocfags.

Lucifer's pretty good
Writefaggotry can be good sometimes

>Back when I was a guard... You know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, right? I saw it at night. When I heard Freddy's footsteps, stomping down the hallway... How do I say this...? It's a bit crude but... Heheh... I instinctively got... a BONER.

If you're into creepy stories that don't really lean on waifus or furbait, your options would probably be limited. I can see how Rugrats' lack of influence from the thread's prevalent preferences would endear it to that user, since few people do what he does.

The same horror/creepy writefag that is always recommended whenever this question comes up.

>William Afton = Kira
>Attributing Kira quotes and memes to Mike is also OK because Michael is the son of Will/Kira
Discuss.

That was actually a Freddyhusbandofag reference.

Mike hasn't done anything to warrant the association of him with Kira, while the Purple=Kira thing is derived from Silver Eyes' author and the general naïveté that William and Kira seem to display, in regard to their crimes. Then you look at the similarities and stretch them beyond disbelief, like the purple clothing and ghost victim. Purple being a sexual deviant has also been a common idea since 2014.

Scrapper?

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youtube.com/watch?v=kDIQ-MOMQYk

"When your guide comes back online, he is going to tell you that he was unsuccessful, that you must restart the system manually. He will then tell you to crawl through Ballora Gallery as fast as you can to reach the Breaker Room.

If you follow his instructions, you will die."

So how did Baby know HandUnit would do that? She said she recognized the scenario, does that mean that it had happened before?
Was the Circus Baby technician job a trap? If so, who set it?

Considering the technician before you made the hidey-hole in her section to hide from the Bidybabs, it likely did happen before. How far along he got is a mystery, though, but since you're at the job now he's probably dead. HandUnit isn't an AI like the animatronics, he's just a program.

I'm actually really curious about the events before SL. Who knows how many guards there were or how long they lasted before Michael arrived?

OCfags, get on it.

>Implying we have any OCfags left.

If this was like FNAF 1 release week maybe it would happen but everyone's more interested in porn or their comic.

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What is Freddy ready for?

Can someone give me a quick rundown of these guys?

Springsuited employees that were mildly interesting at one point but dropped and given a shoddy explanation for their existence beyond being a Golden Freddy ripoff.

There is absolutely nothing resembling a canon explanation. Literal ghosts in the machine or the spirits of performers killed by springlock failure are common explanations.

Presumingly dead guards or employees that dies in Spring Bonnie (Shadow Bonnie) and Fredbear (Shadow Freddy), or at least that is the going theory. They never got an explanation and were apparently maybe around sense Fredbear's.

Nothing official is given as to what they are or why they are there.

>inb4 the guidebook reveals everything because Scott has no idea what constitutes good horror

I would kind of like it if every page had a hidden Shadow Bonnie sprite from FNAF3. Then right before the back cover is a page with him printed one final time in the center. No text. Just hanging out, being weird.

That is the purpose of the guide book.

Here, have a thing.

What is the Toy Freddy going to do after giving him a howdy do?

Five Nights at Foxhound's: BRRRROTHER Location when?

He'd give him a hug, and then lean in really close to whisper "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME"

Is this lolman?

How dastardly!
Toy Freddy is the master of deception!

No, this is Smiles, a fairly new drawfag.
Well, more of a doodlefag at this point.

desu we could call half our writers shortstoryfags too.

>doodlefag
That sounds fun and could make for some neat little art tennis stuff.

Oh shit it is lolman!

Uhhh... As far as I can tell, I'm still just Smiles.
Sorry to get your hopes up.

Draw Foxy you nerd

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Now do the drawfag initiation of Bonnie doing a flip