What's her name Veeky Forums?

Cunty McCuntface

... 360 wheels on a 348?

Better be a Mitsubishi.

Giuliana

Valentina.

Vittoria

I have a few names for her

Aurora
Laura
Francesca
Alice
Rosina
Ornella
Milana
Enrichetta
Oriana

>naming a car

That's my wife's name too.

Oh, we are naming cars? WTF is this?

Alexis

>Oh, we are naming cars? WTF is this?
Yeah

>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Tonight, you pukes will sleep in your cars. You will give your car a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this machine. This weapon of steel and aluminum. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!
>[Recruits press the open button on their keyfobs]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Prepare to enter!
>[Recruits step back towards their garages. The recruits who'll be sleeping in the upper garages turn towards them and start climbing the stairs]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri': Enter!
>[Recruits quickly hop into their cars]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Port, hut!
>[Recruits turn the key and turn on the headlights]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Pray!
>Recruits: [simultaneously] This is my car. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My car is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my car is useless. Without my car, I am useless. I must drive my car true. I must lap faster than my rivals, who are trying to beat me. I must beat him before he beats me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: My car and myself are defenders of my records, we are the masters of our rivals, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no rivals, but peace. Amen.
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: Order, hut!
>[Recruits lay in their cars at the backseat]
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: At ease! [She turns the garage lights off] Good night, fuccbois.
>Recruits: Good night, ma'am!
>Driving Instructor Alessandra Neri: [to night watchman] Hit it, sweetheart.
>Night Watchman: Ma'am, aye-aye, ma'am!

reddit

>Silvia
i wish it was one

1/10

Unironically its named Alphonse

get fucked faggots
you probably don't even know what movie I'm parodying
kek

your shit wasn't funny fagit

Michèle Mouton.

>he actually got it and it wasn't funny
ouch

Nice Giulia GTA

Savannah

The [MAKE]

tipo 144

>can't tell if bait

It's an Autobianchi A112

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Teggy, 'Tegra, "FWD shitbox", "How are you still running?", "CUNT", "muh baby"

Depends on context really

of course we got it faggot. This isn't reddit buddy

Do you even know your chinese cartoons bro?

>more displacement, still loses
turns out there's replacement for displacement
Alfaposters pls go

>turns out there's replacement for displacement
The one in the Alfa is detuned and has a wet sump, Alfa owners can't afford Ferrari maintenance costs and MPG for the most part.
>Alfaposters pls go
make me fgt

what is it?

saved

Sofia