/palg/ - Paladins General

I played Kinessa and had fun

>concentrating on kill
>they capture the point
smfh tbqhwy my dude bad player

hirez matchmaking strikes again

true but i carried the team to victory anyway

I don't know. I think it might be Fraps,

he meant your damage is really embarrassing for a smurfing drogoz main

Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you, BeeFuger.

i still pray every day they will add a delete button for loadouts

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I still pray every day they will add a delete button for the default loadout and more than six loadouts.

I pray every day they will add a delete button for kinessa,androshit and victor players

I pray every day that someone could tell me if Grover benefits from the reload speed burn card or not.

>damage is more important that elims

user...

I want that skin so much. Sucks being a poorfag.

HOLY SHIT CEEC YOU FUGGIN FAGGOT I"M PLAYING WITH YOU LMAO.

STOP KILLING ME

they already have
>select layout
>clear all
>cancel
layout gone

just tried it. that absolutely does not work.

I ask the hard questions for that other lurker whos too afraid to ask.

I just want my free crystals sorry :(

My poor little treeman could only do so much.

Its ok, my man, but no, he and Nicolas Cage does not benefit from it.

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Okies.

Thanks.

How do I play PvE for crystals?

wait for an easier one

From where the fuck do these streamers and giveaway sites get skin codes? Is there some guy at Hirez that sends codes to random streamers/sites?

Is there any way I could get my hands on a Dreadhunter Drogoz code?

>ask for codes to make a giveaway
>activate them all yourself

Who do I have to ask for codes? Alyssa? Prettyhair?

>Pick Kinessa for mastery leveling, not expecting to win the match at all
>Playing like shit as expected, match goes terribly
>End of match, most damage, eliminations, second most objective time

How does this even happen? At least I only have 1-2 matches at most with her and I can throw her into the trash forever.

Drybear. While sucking on his left testicle.

What if i prefer the right one?

No codes for you then.

A-ah, w-wait, I can put both in my mouth, Jewbear. Do i receive more codes this way?

You blew your chance, kid.

Sheeeeeeeyyyt

>Have 350 crystals
>Use them all on colossal chests
>Get shit
I want to die right now

Dont die user, we love you!

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS GAME KEEP PAIRING ME WITH LITERAL RETARDS WHO HAVE HALF MY ELIMS AND DAMAGE

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>have 400 crystals
>'i'll just open one'
>it's baroness tress
>holyshit.png
>buy more because luck must be on my side today
>rest is just regular garbage
I can't believe I fell for Drybear's cunning trick.

>Try Maeve and Tyra for the first time
They're fun but Tyra definitely needs a team it feels like. I picked the Hunter's Mark legendary like an idiot in the game I picked her in.

I believe they are given to them by Raynday, since he works on stuff like twitch channel schedule etc. Might be Alyssa too.
Also, I think you must be legit to get the codes, like stream or make videos for a while.
The other way to get codes is apparently approaching a HiRez employee on some cons or shit, there was one dude that started talking to one of devs about how much he loves Paladins and got from them lootpack code.

I got a starslayer and dreadhunter body, used all left over crystal and got shit like buck's head things. I saved up those crystals for Snek man's skin and I feel guilty for using them.
When is the next free crystals event?

I could also get 5 referrers so I can get those 400 crystals.

I got the baroness weapon
Don't know how to feel

>try Maeve for the first time
>totally destroy everyone, 9/3/17
Not sure if she´s OP or lucky, but I´ve got myself a new waifu.

dios mio

beautiful just like you

post build

>Fernando named 'cometobed'
10/10.

I wanted to try her out because I like little girls and her gameplay looked enticing enough. When I last played I was practicing Evie but I mostly just play tanks and healers. And Kinessa.

There was a chest one, then double everything one twice, crystals should be next, I guess?

trivialise characters with muh

I'll start with Drogoz:
>muh gold

she's 18 you degenerate pedo

I swear this shit is rigged to give you one baroness thing and then only garbage.

it's typical attack build with formidable legendary

Yeah, and touhou lolis are ancient vampires who are all several hundred years old.

>inara stuns the 4 full health guys on the payload
>i take down the ying and start shooting at the dps
>they wake up and rape inara
>"GG MAEVE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHOOT"
I will never understand this, every dagger does 450 health i cant take down 4 dudes in the 2 seconds the stun lasts

>muh personal space

Androxus:
>muh edge

But Maeve was confirmed to be 18 while Cassie is 16 and Evie an immortal lich between 14 and 16.

>muh curse

>muh knives

She has the youthful looks though. And "little girls" isn't simply about age.

I bet it must be so delightfully scratchy

>muh snek likes u

>muh mother nature

kek

Kinessa
>muh elims

>muh bombs

>"maeve should be able to duel everyone in the game!"
How the fuck do I duel Skye when I don't know where she is and she melts in me in less than one second?

>Muhkoa

Which is faster:
>Leveling up 5 alts to 15
Or
>Begging for referrals

>"androxus should be able to duel everyone in the game!"
fixed4u

>muh illusions

>5
Just do smurfs during double EXP weekends like this one. You can get to 15 is one day if you're autistic.

I think Maldamba should be able to duel everyone, have 10k health and a histscan weapon.

Wekano frowns upon such greed.

I need just 5 more for the 400 crystals, I guess I'll go level up some smurfs then.

>not muh face!

Drybear, hire this person!

Just so you guys know, Pip's potion is still bugged, even more than before.

>healing as pip
for what purpose

Of course it is. Pip didn't get a new skin this patch so he doesn't get any bug fixes

founder's pack is gonna be 25% off between march 14-28: www-dev.paladins.com/

on other news, hi-rez still doesn't know how to make a website private.

Are Grohk and Viktor related? They kinda have the same face and play the similarly, only totems instead of nades. Like maybe Grohk is Viktor from the future.

>Founder's pack
>No free crystals week

Torvald is not that hard to beat.

Underrated.

Why in every promotional art, Androxus and Ying are together? Wherever the fuck Ying is, Androxus is near, and vice versa.

Are they the canon couple?

boobs and edge attract the most players

xd