Why hasn't anyone ever thought of combing stancing with rolling coal?

Why hasn't anyone ever thought of combing stancing with rolling coal?

A stanced, bosozoku itasha truck rolling coal

two wrongs don't make a right

That sounds like a rolling shitpost

>black smoke shooting out of eight 5-ft long tailpipes in a fan pattern

They have.

>tailpipes
Come on user, they'd be coming out the bed as stacks, completely obscuring the rear window view

That's not stance you retard

Woosh

Everybody who's ever seriously considered it has immediately killed themselves.

As long as they're neon purple

Only if it has 205hp

Way ahead of ya, m8.

Just kidding, it's normal operation for VWs.

Perry sure there's some VW diesel faggotry like this.

U dum?

Why is it that if you can think up any sort of automotive faggotry it's a fair bet that VW guys are already doing it?

Can't quitler the Hitler.

you're doing it wrong then because VW's diesels are the cleanest

Something about the golf just attracts snapbacks. I don't know what.

Never stance it unless you want to be squattin on cocks

Don't mind if I do.

>VW's diesels are the cleanest
spotted the VW drone

>Why is it that if you can think up any sort of automotive faggotry it's a fair bet that VW guys are already doing it?

What do you expect from people that drive "hot hatches"? They're too poor to afford actual performance cars so they work with what is available.

>bargefag gets angry about agile little cars again

this is amazing, any more?

What do you expect from people who buy car that has all of the drawbacks of muh german engineering and none of the benefits?

Its difficult to stance solid axles, and would make the truck useless.

Or, Now hear me out
Or
He's bein a cheeky cunt.

Coal rolling tends to be the domain of truck cucks, while vape'n'scrape is that of stancefags.

You want mobility when you roll coal, and while those shitty lift kits do nothing to give you more clearance they don't detract from it either. If your sooty crusade is stopped by a speed bump you're a faggot.

I thought same thing, but poorfag, so make do with lego

reminder this little anemic fwd motherfucker BTFO all americans and won rally

this. Anyone who disagrees is a fihtly vaGergater

Nobody can be this dumb