You have ONE (1) SECOND to give me a valid reason why there is no twink character yet
Dominic Evans
>DISCORD
Julian Wilson
Lucio
Jacob Sanchez
because blizzard likes to deny me the nut i deserve
Robert Lee
>come back after 2 months of not playing >get 5 levels because I remember how quickplay is pretty fun to dick around with >white white blue white >white white blue white >white white blue white >white white blue white >stop playing again Fuck hats.
Jonathan Ortiz
>Overwatch gets a twink character >it's Doomfist
Daniel Roberts
Who else "Has terrible sleep habits and cannot fall asleep unless having gone >20 hours awake"?
Kill me.
Joshua Wright
Make your main useless with one change.
Connor Lee
Sleep deprivation is a form of torture user, don't inflict it on yourself
Logan Young
there are two, Lucio and Tracer
John Torres
Is the new tank going to be enough to shift the meta in an interesting way or are we still going to be playing the same shit we've had for the past several months?
Daniel Robinson
>Mei >75 M2 damage to 60 damage
Jeremiah Sullivan
Post friendships
Grayson Howard
I don't main a character like a fucking autist.
Asher Harris
I lie in bed with my eyes closed and body relaxed for two fucking hours and I feel super tired but never go to sleep.
I don't exactly have a choice.
Levi Young
what are you talking about, there is no meta at the moment. you can play triple tank, dive, torb+symm, el presidente etc. it just depends on the map and if it's attack/defence.
Anthony Edwards
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Aaron Evans
>Pharah >Now has autism
Blake Cox
>Zarya >charge now decreases proportional to ammo usage
Noah Brown
fuck how long does it take to get to level 25 I'll never be mlg at this rate
Ryan Cooper
*block your path*
John Adams
he said make a change
Kayden Murphy
Don't waste your time on this shit
Brayden Williams
mains are for lol retards
Hunter Moore
tfw can only win against ai
Ryan Long
You said you had terrible sleep habits user, look up sleep hygiene it may help you before resorting to pills
Been tryng to get more sleep myself lately and I feel less like a zombie
You'll be sharper playing OW too, to keep it on topic
Wyatt Nguyen
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Cameron Jackson
>Reaper -Movement speed during wraith form becomes +50% from base movement speed -Each death globe reduces the cooldown of Reaper's abilities by 4 seconds
>McCree -flashbang hitbox gets fixed -if an enemy is jumping or in the air while getting flashbanged, they won't start the little stunned animation till they hit the ground -Combat roll has invincibility frames now
>D.Va -Gets a new passive, shooting her mech charges enemy ult at half the rate of normal -Dropping to under 400HP makes her fusion blasters shoot at a rate of 0.4 seconds per shot
>Widowmaker -Poisoned enemies now only lose 10 hp per second for 5 seconds, but they take an extra 5 damage from every attack while they're poisoned (think the opposite of armor)
From the last thread, I think these would bring these 4 heroes back into the meta without making them unreasonably op.
Ethan Young
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Blake Foster
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Jordan Kelly
Post huggable horoes
Isaac Garcia
would cuddle with to sleep
would wear girly clothes for
Ian Wood
>three hitscans and my team still can't kill althe pharah that's pushing our shit in
Jordan Jackson
>blaming everything on everyone but you
Leo Martin
I get blaster kills but that's asking a bit much friendo.
Owen Sanders
>It's a "lets blame the backfill solo healer for shit heals despite contributing nothing to the game ourselves and straying from the team" episode
You'd think a McCree, Hanzo, Widow and Winston would be able to get gold elims, objective kills, and objective time. Instead the Ana that fucks about gets them in addition to gold heals.
Joseph Jackson
what is the best role to climb that isn't dps
Joshua Foster
>Shift + Ctrl + C = Hide chat >Right click to unbind 'Open Chat' in controls >Game becomes better because you're immune from reacting to the retarded shit people do in game
Do it, guys. It makes such a massive difference. You also learn to let shit go when a shot looks like it's 'bullshit' and can stop you from tilting altogether.
Think, most of that shit escalates which is what will piss you off. So if you don't react in the first place.
There's no tilt.
Austin Lopez
Support/Offtanking.
Most of the GMs I know just spam Ana/Roadhog/Zarya
Josiah Taylor
>what is the best role to climb that isn't the best role to climb
Jaxon Richardson
Hi guys, I'm literally Mei
Ask me anything
Michael Campbell
So i just lost a ranked game and won 4 points what kind of clusterfuck is the algorithm? How hard can it be to design a good rank system
Kayden Torres
i performed well and my team did not and we lost, how could this be happening in a team game?
William Kelly
Why does dashing as genji never damage the people I charge into?
Michael Ward
McCree's gun is fucking retarded.
After every shot the gun recoils, but not just the gun on screen recoils, your cursor also recoils. However, while it appears that it is recoiling, if you hold down M1 you will shoot in exactly the same place every time. To add to the confusion, shooting a bullet and then moving the mouse slightly upward will result in a dramatic movement upward of the cursor. Shooting a bullet and then moving the mouse the same distance downward to resist recoil does NOT translate to the same on-screen distance. This is terrible for muscle memory and there is no reason for it to be like this
Blizzard, if you want recoil on mccree's gun then make it true recoil, don't give it all these weird properties that fuck up your aim ON AN AIM-INTENSIVE CHARACTER
Jaxon Walker
Y-you wanna g-grab a coffee with m-me sometime?
Jaxon Flores
>every single one of my qp games is either 5 dps characters or multiple teammates are over 1000sr below my own.
I mean holy fuck I would like to try out some heroes and shit without losing and have some fun outside of a competitive environment.
Is that too much to ask?
Ian Gray
>full autistic mode
Andrew Phillips
just play 76 lol
Noah Jenkins
>get 15-20 sr for a win while on a winstreak >lose nearly 30 sr for the first loss i get
uhuh
Jonathan Rivera
Even if you get a good comp it doesnt mean your team performs well.
I just want people to play their fucking role without complaining about a Rein "not getting kills" or some other bullshit like that while doing nothing themselves.
Landon Jackson
Hardly, nigger. Do you even play this game? The community is fucking trash and not worth interacting with. If anything I'm avoiding autistics.
Matthew Ross
I jsut want to have fun fucking around without some mlgfag shouting orders at me is that too much to ask? TF2 let me dick around
Luis White
>Get flamed for not adhering to the 2-2-2 "rule" >In QP
Xavier Flores
it's time to kick hana off the table
Nathaniel Evans
how's playing with silvers
Eli Reed
I miss when pros we using McCree. At this time, shitters had the decency to keep their dumb mouth closed.
Adrian Martin
But Reaper would never hurt his own daughter.
Henry Hall
you can set it so that you don't join team voice by default
there's stll a button that let's you join it if you're playing comp or whatever
Daniel Morales
reapfield no
Parker Gray
when are you becoming a mute because i want to play with ice wall but cant stand the pudding mouthed chink bullshit you spout
Hunter Turner
>4 golds all game >15 seconds before the end, lose 2 of them
I do play the game, but I'm not a person to get "tilted" by something as irrelevant as the chat is.
If you do, get help, silly.
Kevin Flores
Sure, what's your name? :)
欺负人!
Adam Stewart
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Austin Taylor
>Even if you get a good comp it doesnt mean your team performs well.
Yeah that's the point I was making. I have never had a good comp in QP.
Do you even suffer bro?
Grayson Hughes
>junkrat's mine no longer launches him alternatively >steel trap no longer stops characters from using movement abilities, like tracer's recall or blink
Bentley Jenkins
Where did you come from and what did you do with Childs?
Christian Jenkins
what have you done
Brody Hernandez
reply or your mother gets clanked tonight
Robert Gutierrez
Ha мeтaллoлoм их, Зapя!
Juan Price
every time
Henry James
scrap them zareeha
Zachary Fisher
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DO I GET USED TO THESE NEW CONTROLS I JUST WANT TO BE A COOL LUCIO MAIN
Jayden Thomas
seems a bit stereotypical to assume that the muscular tall woman with pink tumblr hair is a lesbian
but then again, they exist for a reason
Parker Sullivan
how's bronze?
James Bennett
SCRAP 'EM ZARYA!
Jace Campbell
SCRAP 'EM ZARYA!
Daniel Martinez
>new controls What are you talking about user?
Caleb Gonzalez
literally just use it until you get used to them. I used to use rshift for jumping and the arrow keys for games when I was a kid. took me awhile to get the feel for WASD.
oh yeah and only use keybindings if they're COMFORTABLE to use.
Dylan Clark
how's console placements with a dance pad? hahoahsaohoahaha i'm a league shitter omg HOW IS WOOD 5 HAHHA
John Jenkins
>GAYS into the Iris
What did he mean by this?
Justin Murphy
STOP!
Omnics are EQUAL to humans. They THINK, therefore they ARE!
Say it with me user: E-Q-U-A-L
Jack Cooper
>i am not da turd
Joseph Campbell
Get the fuck out my general, omnigger
Xavier Cruz
Zarya actually is into into skinny short men.
Kayden Ward
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Liam Bell
>numbani
Owen Davis
>check for team mate's positioning >OKAY GUYS I'VE GOT BLIZZARD I'M GONNA USE IT NOW >throw it >freeze 5 people >die in the process because they catch me with a sleep and finish me off before I can get back up >skip killcam to watch my team destroy the enemy team, given that they're all fucking permafrosted >they're just standing there waiting for me to get back
h o l y
f u c k
John Martinez
Reminder
Connor Hill
I am sure we both know that humans and omnics are equally flawed and will never reach perfection. Free will was a mistake.
Ian Hall
Death is the only choice
Landon Thomas
>I am becoming one with the objective
What did he mean by this?
Julian Phillips
He is LITERALLY fucking the point
Austin Butler
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Grayson Roberts
now how the fuck does tracer die to W+M1 Mei >Gold