/srg/ - speedrunningxgeneral

Holy shit. It will take that video down soon.

WTF

>not wiping on the underside of your scrote to save it for a flavorful treat

>Bandicam

how fast is too fast

Ludicrous speed

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where's the south park tattoo

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>someone reported the RWhiteGoose dick size post

The God Gamer Stigma

cronikeys? more like trannykeys

nice.

What whacky tweet has aulthorbulge posted on Twitter today, haha!

stay mad you arent funny

You aren't funny, you pander to the lowest common denominator. The people who barely speedrun and stream monsters.

so who's HOYP for some Zelda BoTW at the next big marathon?

Don't let this doggy die

t. pathetic stream monsters with nothing else other than /srg/ in his life

croni is a trap not a tranny, stupid

I'm not a returning runner, girl, """girl""", streamer, but I have a couple of WRs, what are my chances of getting to a GDQ?

twitter.com/Bounceyboyy/status/841045634811584512

Imagine being so beta and insecure that you have to report apollo legend for posting videos where you act like a cringey faggot under the guise of "he was profiting off my content."

>Imagine being so beta and insecure
the goblin said, curled over his keyboard.

meanwhile, bounceyboy is smashing cute mexican ass.

>pretty girl

Is there anyone more bitter and jealous that serg stream monsters?

what ever happened to miles?

>I-I'm not exposed! I-I know! I'll call him a goblin! Kappa LUL Kappa LUL

Go back to /r/speedrun faggot. Also she's a 4 at best. She couldn't even compete with the 'Bean's epic mammaries.

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>she's a 4 at best
said the virgin.
>she'll never be as pure as my loli waifus

>I am your queen, 2017
it has a nice ring to it desu

>*rubs hand down my ass crack*
>*sniffs fingers*
>that bounceyboy sure is a faggot loser cuck

reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5z0oun/rwhitegoose_picks_his_nose_and_eats_it/
>samandtolki reposting my post

all me

Narcissa yesterday vs DSP today

Who doesn't do that?

t. stream monster trying to be funny

t. glenn doing it for free

>when your post is so shit and unfunny it just gets deleted

Since /srg/ hates carcinogen, what are some /srg/ approved Resident Evil 7 runners?

cyberdemon531

they said runners, not people who did a run & quit it

>people who did a run & quit it
RE7 speedrunning in a nutshell.

Who is that one streamer you want to return to speedrunning?

retro megabyte

Holy fuck how is that not viral

free bitch

Remember when Cosmo had like 5k viewers or close to 10k on weekends constantly when speedrunning OoT or MM? those were the days. I remember getting up in the morning and seeing Cosmo stream was a feel good moment in the mornings when I woke up back when Twitch or JustinTV was a brand new thing to me.

Now everything is so dull. I'm searching for a new website that will give me those feels again

not happening
let go & move on

>janny deleting posts about cosmo
can we talk about chibi then

I like his penis

I like his jump

its not chibi anymore guys please respect the name change

what's his new name?

mizureon

wow, that's even gayer lmao

>anyone who uses the internet is a virgin and has no girlfriend! XD XD XD XD

end your life, nuthugger

This is the Speedrunning General. This is a safe place for virgins. Normie sluts need to get out NOW.

nice height slice

You have to be pretty edgy to pretend that the usage of Any% annoys you.

grindxmonkey

*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!

>tfw puncay is more of a normie than you

>there will never be comfy MHC stream in your lifetime

>MHC was stopped

Is Narcissa our girl?

reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/5z330a/haber_something_needs_to_change/
>samandtolki making a huge fucking deal out of my post

I'm having a productive day:

youtu.be/jVkv0umozao
youtu.be/4LA5Xu8Uhkk
youtu.be/tlBiojeNokE

post about me

Try achieving something in speedrunning.

Dugongue is NOT our boy. He is a wannabe normie faggot sellout with no games skills. DELET him

>delet
You have to go back.

i have tho

Being tied for 1st place in Barney's Hide & Seek Game with 11 other people doesn't count

>he thinks being 2nd in Medievil is an achievement

>zewing retweeting /pol/ content

Is he, dare I say it, our lad?

>retweeting /pol/ content when you have no idea about /pol/

STOP hurting our queen's feelings

grindxmonkey

*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

fucking CUTE!

SHE'S CUTE!

what the FUCK is wrong with her? does she even read what she types? complaining about "get gud" while "learning". guess what you stupid cunt: "learning" is the fucking definition of "getting gud".

god damn people are fucking retarded. she just wants to be included in shit but sucks at games. bitch, if you want to hang with the best you have to be the best. otherwise go do your lets plays elsewhere and lurk.

putting work into playing games is toxic and you should feel bad for shaming

speedrunning is sexist. women and women (men) should get a handicapable bonus like -30 sec for every 15 mins of game play. sort of like how women golfers get to tee off closer to the hole. this would allow greater competition since the gender gap wouldn't be as large.

People like this need to take their tumblr-tier whining to the trash. She is shit at games and will never, ever be competitive. Why is she even forcing her irrelevant opinion? For one, she's female, which is already a laugh, second, she is fucking trash and needs to get good and accept that.

Watch out for AuthorBulge whiteknighting these posts.

He's not a speedrunner either.

Cosmo the Man with a Penis is a middle ages MAN who smells like a man, has a thinlet, skeleton build with broad shoulders, a chinless face that has his mouth connecting directly to his collarbone, absolutely abysmal roots (dye that shit you freaky dead ass nigga) and an overwhelming fear of competing in a speedgame.

Cosmo the Man

With a penis

Man smell

Man build

Cosmo the Man.

I think I found a gap in the internet for Narcissa movie memes. Can you guys watch it. I think I might be a prodigy

youtu.be/4LA5Xu8Uhkk

do you like my pretty shoulders user?