/ksg/- Katawa Shoujo General

What have you done for your waifu today?

Its always against the Spanish, how else are we going to get large amounts of treasure from the new world while operating under the protection of Her Majesty?

We roam the seas under the watchful eye of The Great Dreamer!
Your petty queen is no match for us.

Well some of your subordinates don't seem to understand how this little operation of ours works.

I did my physio for Emi!

a step in the right direction, lad

I made a cup of tea.

i slept

I smiled.

A*

I just want to blow up other spaceships with a cute cripple, is that too much to ask for?

Lilly!

Too late to explore earth
Too early to explore space
Just in time to feel

Lazed about

I imagine in the space future they have even better feels though.

>Admiral Kiwi of the H.M.S Blind Justice
I don't remember giving you a title of captain.

We can already experience the feeling of low-gravity environments. What else could we feel in the future?

You didn't, hence why I am Admiral.

Ye will walk the plank matey

I can't find the plank.

I never want misha to stop smiling

I want mootoo to berate Misha

purest form

>purest form
of what? regection?

purest form of pencil sharpening

Purest form of taco munching

You keep that up

purest form of friendship

Purest form of afternoon activities

Purest form of being a cheating bitch. fuck miki

>fuck Miki
Yes please.

miki is for exploring your newly found interest in bathroom tiles

yes please

I'm against though. Miki is for hanging out.

Miki is for being fwb

Miki would probably make a great wingman honestly. That is of course as long as there's no feelings involved between you and her.

>no feelings between me and miki

miki is a complete bro

No feelings except for mutual respect and friendship, that is

Nth for a happy Hana!

what cripple can hold their liquor the best?

Probably Lilly as European genes.

Lilly. No other option.

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Oh shit, 10/10 laughed audibly

unfair, I was sleepsing

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wake up!~

Ok.

Nay

do not fall asleep again

Would you let Lilly shoot you?

Sleep is comfy though

What do I get out of it?

only if I turned into a zombie.
sleep is for nerds

A bullet wound

Why would you get turned into a zombie?

because there is a zombie in all of us
raaaa

>tfw accidentally re-enacted the crusades and won in Civ 6
Post gamings.

Sign me up for nerddom then.

Well that doesn't sound very good at all.

>tfw trying to make LU bigger than the WWE in TEW 16
>the game crashes everytime I sign a worker

Truly philosophy for the ages

I know literally none of those acronyms

>lillyfriend wants to be a nerd
paint me shocked, lads.

I guess Lilly is also a bit happy and you get to know that you got shot by Lilly

its sweaty mandrama also known as ""Wrestling""

t. Cripplefuckers

You called?

Who cares if theyre cute

I thought it was ballet for the working class

>emi
>tits

Shes stuffing socks

Cute Pirate pics?

That seems more likely

Or maybe she grew! Like Meiko!

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I want to believe.

Well she's got SOME. Not too much, but still.

>Emi is a late bloomer
"no"

What is this cropped from?

id rather she didnt shes cute as is.

I got a feeling that Hideaki's nubs are bigger than Emi's

I'm sure she will! Theres always the silicon option

shimmie.katawa-shoujo.com/post/view/3937?search=emi

>pic
kek

A tiny bit more tits wouldn't hurt her. Butt is already fine as it is.

Fair enough. Maybe it's better with the stark difference. Makes for a more interesting pair up.

That option does not exist.

>small frame
>fake tits
nooo