TESLA LITERALLY FOREVER BTFO'D

>She explained that her chauffeur was driving her and her boyfriend at ~75 km/h northbound on the highway in Guangzhou when they hit the concrete siderails, the car turned around 180-degrees and was hit front first by a Ford Focus.

>They then tried to open the Falcon Wing doors, but she says that they were both stuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=ztOSChyNtVM

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bgr.com/2017/04/19/tesla-crash-hill-survived/
nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-man-72-dies-trapped-corvette-dream-car-article-1.2253934
youtube.com/watch?v=AAZ62tUtc0w
youtube.com/watch?v=rzW17P9_2KE
youtube.com/watch?v=EH_QB6cm6BE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rjn5BC3EOQ
youtu.be/1IaOMuis054?t=5s
youtube.com/watch?v=WMw3tlgTvkM
youtu.be/mp_ScX4b95c?t=6s
businessinsider.com/there-are-more-gas-powered-car-fires-than-electric-car-fires-2016-8
tesla.com/blog/charging-our-priority
twitter.com/AnonBabble

That could have happened in any car. And besides, the more Chinese that die the better.

>in car crash
>car gets fucked up
...and?

>i-it could've happened to anybody!! Tesla is good car!

>doors get stuck due to a crash no one cares

oooo but these are fancy doors

>Front page news everybody panic!!!!

>crash car with no flammable fuels inside
>car bursts in flames

What did Tesla mean by this?

>car gets fucked up in a crash

Ya don't say

>Lithium is more unstable than gasoline

Yes but it's a TESLA

There's manual door latch releases behind the speaker grills in the falcon doors, it's in the manual. Surely they read the manual, right?

Should have used nickel, desu

bgr.com/2017/04/19/tesla-crash-hill-survived/

>Car is on fire
>Bleeding out
>Hold on lemme just disassemble my speakers to get to the manual release

>manual

>dismantle
You pop it off, it's about as difficult as taking the lid off some tupperware. With new advanced cars you should really read the manual, it's good to know how to actually operate your car.

nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-man-72-dies-trapped-corvette-dream-car-article-1.2253934

>being such a stingy old man that you couldn't break open your window

Or people could just carry an emergency tool.

Doors get stuck due to a car crash literally all the time?

What the fuck do you think the jaws of life are for?

Oh fuck that. Lithium scares the shit out of me and they use their batteries with it?

youtube.com/watch?v=AAZ62tUtc0w

They're lithium ion batteries. To be fair almost everything rechargable these days uses lithium.

Lithium batteries are only volatile when charged.
Lithium by itself is harmless, it only becomes a bomb when there's an electrical short and sufficient heat is generated to ignite the battery contents

Discharged batteries are totally harmless.

>batteries scare me
>sitting on 13+ gallons of high explosives does not
Muricans folks.

or just open the door instead of smashing things like an ape?

Gas leaks and doesnt burst into flames after impact

>batterys are charged
>be driving muh electric tesla
>get rear ended hard
>doors stuck
>battery starts to short because of impact
>die in a lithium fueled fire

Or you could just have a normal mechanical fucking door latch in the first goddamn place because NOT EVERY SINGLE TINY THING IN A CAR HAS TO BE AUTOMATED

Should have used magnesium

Gasoline isn't an explosive. It's a fuel. Vapors contained in a small area can be explosive, but you can toss a match in a bucket of gasoline and it'll extinguish.

Moving thr goal posts, user?

>gasoline isn't explosive
It actually is.

youtube.com/watch?v=rzW17P9_2KE

The front doors do. The Falcon doors don't have any handle on them, the switch is on the B pillar, so it can't work like it does on the front door (first half of pull switched, second half manual override). Thus, the emergency pull is behind the speaker grill, right next to the latch. If you don't want an automatic door and/or reading an owners manual is too difficult maybe a Model X isn't for you.

Gasoline is only flammable or explosive if its in a gas form.

Litihium cells, if breached will immediately go up in flames.

Gasoline is explosive in liquid form as well numb nuts...

Yeah, I'm sure that's why he was swerving, a deer...

>Asian drivers crashing into things

>car purposefully attempts to kill chinks
wtf I love tesla now

Is this only exclusive to tesla? Only teslas can survive a (((cliff))) crash

youtube.com/watch?v=EH_QB6cm6BE

>no guys my internal explosion engine is totally safe

Thats 8000 pounds of gas dipshit. Of course your average car wont explode of the tank cracks. Lithium will burst from a light crack

>hey guys my 500 lb lithium battery system can withstand any impact

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rjn5BC3EOQ

youtu.be/1IaOMuis054?t=5s

>chink buys shitty american car
>gets horribly harmed

Happens all the time.

That requires a second explosive to aerosolize the gasoline, once it's dispersed it has a greater surface area and can burn all at once, if you just left it in a bucket and set it on fire the there wouldn't be enough oxygen in the nearby air for it to combust with any great force, it would just burn as it evaporates off.

>goal posting this hard

fuel tanks explode because of pressure. Guess what fuel tanks are designed to do. hold fucking pressure.

guess what happens when you have a lot of heat, pressure and a substance that is volatile.

BOOOM

really makes you think...

>when your car blew up but you gotta take that morning selfie

seven
>portable communication device
>better not use it to communicate after I get it in a car accident
Should have left this post in the septic tank

youtube.com/watch?v=WMw3tlgTvkM
>car catches on fire
>everything explodes but the gas tank
Really made me think.

Given that it's china and they think it's better to kill someone than to injure them I don't even care.

>Asians hire someone to drive for them
>Still crash

>at 1:12 tank explodes

>claim 'gasoline is explosive'
>its not
>tell people theyre moving the goalposts when they explain why thats factually wrong

Don't hurt yourself carrying those goalposts

don't hurt yourself sucking my dick lmao

>they hit the concrete siderails, the car turned around 180-degrees

Nakazato has relatives in China?

>explodes
>there's no giant fireball

>to expand with force and noise because of rapid chemical change or decomposition,

So you don't even understand English. I guess that's to be expected from a third worlder.

If it rolls it's fucking totalled so breaking glass is sensible and fast.

>be me
>steal a car
>pour gas all over and light on fire
>it just burns out and no explosions
yeah ice cars, more like ied cars amirite lmao

Can you find me a video where it explodes like but instead of a panel van carrying who knows what it's just a normal car?

No, only the vapor burns and oxygen is needed for that because petrol doesn't contain it's own oxidizer.

>fuel tanks explode because of pressure.

Fuel tanks burst because they are overheated by fire and the vaporized fuel exerts sufficient pressure to overload any venting systems.

Vehicle gasoline fuel tank EXPLOSIONS are rare. Rupture from impact followed by fire is far more common.

youtu.be/mp_ScX4b95c?t=6s

>high speed side impact with a van carrying who knows what
lmao

Gasoline does not explode, if you throw a match into a bucket of gasoline nothing would happen. For a gas explosion in a car the gas would have to be contained in some kind of sealed chamber capable of withstanding pressure, where gas vapors could be ignited causing an explosion. Since cars siphon gasoline out of an open trough they are completely safe. Proof:
businessinsider.com/there-are-more-gas-powered-car-fires-than-electric-car-fires-2016-8

>goal posts

I could post a fuel tank by itself and you would go "who knows what's inside
"

Get necked nigger

>he thinks gas tanks are open systems
Can you fucking not. They are sealed pressured systems... How the fuck can you not know this.

When you heat things, they expand. A sealed system with lots of shit inside that can expand leads to a massive fucking explosion.

So post a fuel tank exploding by getting lit on fire.

>Get necked
Truly the insult of faggots.

car fuel tank exploding is still less of an explosion than all batteries in a tesla going kaboom

They can't be sealed, otherwise when you went to the gas station and started filling up the air would be displaced and the gas tank would balloon itself to 3x it's normal size. Checkmate.

>one explosion is bigger than the other
Oh look another goal post.

Have you ever gone to fill up a low tank on a car.

WOOOSHHH as pressure is revealed when you remove the cap.

Holy shit that article.
>picture is from a movie
>There are fewer EV fires because there are fewer EVs
>Just think about how much explosions are in the gas tank you guys
>muh pinto fires that were blown out of proportion
>Remember how racing used to be dangerous and cool? Yeah, stuff caught on fire too!
>Cars can catch on fire!
>give tesla a chance you guys

It goes both ways. I have opened my tank and it sucked air in.

In fact, if I fill my weed whacker or dingy tanks, which are both plastic and close/seal them during the day they create a vacuum when it gets cooler.

...

OUT MY WAY SON

Except you would have to get hit so hard you would die on impact for the batteries to explode? The Model S is a tank. It doesn't explode from crashing.

>inb4 cherrypicking or misrepresented information

Stay BTFO

and that's not including the failsafes that the model s already has in place.

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What the fuck are all those chink faggots honking at?

No its not, theres a reason it needs to be vaporized by a carburetor or injector in order for it to make an explosion in an engine, and even then it has to be specific oxygen/gasoline ratio.

Tl;dr go take a fucking physics class child.

That explains why the woman is totally dead after the tesla hit the guardrail hard enough to catch on fire.

>only reason she survived the crash is because she drove a tesla
ironic. Isn't it? lol

>elon musk haters being payed this much
how does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?

This

Tesla is fucking garbage and so is any fucking moron that supports it

Do you know what Tesla is valued at? Go ahead, take a guess. Did you guess 51 Billion? Crazy huh? Do you know how much they made last year? Guess. Nothing, they lost money. Now, do you know what Ford is valued at? 45 Billion. Right, 6 billion less than fucking Tesla. Do you know how much Ford profited last year? Over 4 billion

>hurrr but future bro!!!! future will be really really bright!!!!
No you complete fucking morons, the tesla hype is now. The stock will crash and the company will burn with it

>ford is LITERALLY worth less than tesla

>tech company is over-valued
How shocking!

You know what's strange, many savvy, professional investors have invested in Tesla, yet someone fresh out of highschool with no clue about anything finance related posted on an anime imageboard knows better than those people, after casually thinking about it for 1 minute. This isn't the first time I've seen this either. How are so many anonymous posters on the internet so smart that they become experts in other peoples fields? Why isn't the finance world looking at Veeky Forums more closely for tips? It's like they don't want to make money!

This reminds me of the stages of the 2016 election.

>he won't win the primaries
>he won't win this
>he won't win that
>he won't become president
lol, tesla haters are cuckolds. stay btfo and watch elon turn the auto industry around

>tesla literally doubling amont of superchargers by the end of this year
The arguments against tesla keep dropping like flies. Now you can travel anywhere without worrying about range because there will be superchargers everywhere. i will definitely consider buying a tesla now

tesla.com/blog/charging-our-priority

wtf i love tesla now

>Savvy, professional investors have invested in it therefor its a good idea

How much of a fucking idiot can you be?

Do you also know how many "savvy professional investors" shorted it? Do you even know what that means? Do you know how many "savvy professional investors" invested in JCP in 2007 at an ATH? Do you know how many morons invest in Tesla "because tesla dude!!!"

No, you have not a fucking clue about what you are talking about. Stick to talking about your 07 Civic you fucking dolt

>2004
the stock market wont collapse you guys have been saying that for years!!
>2005
The stock market wont collapse you guys have been saying that for years!!
>2006 the stocks market wont collapse you guys have been saying that for years!!
>2007
....
Know how many bankruptcies and suicides that year? need a refresher? We are in a tech bubble and retards are still too blind to see it.

actually lost my shit when I read this

Do you know how the stock market works?

Its all fucking hype, its how you have bubbles.

He's absolutely right though musk has only a few years to put up a profit or shut up shop.

tesla isn't gm retard. sperg more

at least gm makes money you tech meme master faggot

STAY btfo

Don't argue with Alphonse he's liable to spam the board with gay porn again.

>Do you also know how many "savvy professional investors" shorted it?
They must not be very savvy, because they would be out of a ton of money if they had done so
>Do you even know what that means?
You apparently don't

>Do you know how the stock market works?


I'll ask again, how exactly did you two, who I absolutely guarantee have a net worth of no more than $5k, no education in finance, have never invested in anything other than Magic cards, come to know more than thousands of investing professionals? Was it your training on an anime imageboard full of other knowitalls with nothing to show for their talents?