Dota 2 General - /d2g/ - The Gulag

It sound like OVERPOWEREEEEED

this chappie guy is owning

NA split into NA/SA
EU split into EU/CIS

why are pro dota players so gay

LD and tobi casting the same xact game
did i die and go to heaven?

>rampage again

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE JACKY MAO, VPTARDS?

it's really satisfying to see when pa just struts in on her arcana high heels and pops everybody

KEK

Is there any way to get custom icon packs working in reborn yet? I really miss dire/radiant icon pack.

>Secret is 12-1

Can't wait for Secret vs NP in the major.

*Secret vs Onyx

FROG1 WHERE ARE YOU MY MAN?

IM HERE BROTHER

why those randoms? I want to see ee vs puppey

u just got trips user

I'M FROG1

>tfw I am Not Today Stat man
>tfw I am three series from going to Kiev for FREEE
>tfw when the the big bussiness in the region will soon invest in us.
>tfw when I am set for the next two years

All of those except SA have at least double or triple the amount of competent teams compared to SEA.

Post yfw bears manages to qualify tomorrow

YFW DA BEARS WIN DA SUPABOWL

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why is that SA is nothing but Peru/BR and one Argentina team. I thought Columbia wasn't that much of a shithole.

>NA
>Scene

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im pretty sure pinoy can btfo everyone in NA qualifier

It's not that loud. Global silence might be louder lol. It's like a long mildly angry roar changing in pitch. Quite lame, 3/5. You are not missing out.

Brazil is nothing but LeL and CS:GO but since they have more population than the rest of the continent combined they have enough player to seem relevant in dota
Argenita has been always the same since WC3 dota
Peru is Peru
Everybody is LeL because Riot came here first (They even hired famous Voice Actors for the LeL localitzation)

columbia, chille, uruguay
not shit holes too, but nobody plays the game probably

vp on tilt lmbo

SQUAD MORALE BROKEN

ecnhantress

idk who I hate the most between maut and durka

>mirana picked
my cock is warm and throbbing right now

slut

Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every thread!

oh wow
ld+tobi

When can I expect forced 50 to kick in?

I'm almost getting anxious now lads.

Every time i queue it feels like walking barefoot in a pitchblack room covered in legos.

Why not just have Tobi solo? LD brings every cast down.

do I have brain problems if my head canon since ti2 is that LD and Tobi both hate each other?
better than having lumi and >>>gareth

play smart, itemize well, capitalize on situations. you are only one man in a game of 10, play to your teams' strengths, your enemies' weaknesses. everything else is up to lady luck

no they sucked each others dicks & casted something together

>60mins into a game
>we have 2 lanes of supers
>enemy has 0
>I get aegis
>we have no wards
>we go to push top lane
>3 retards die to wrap around
>I escape and tp bot
>OMG REPORT NOOB FARM WITH AEGIS
>pudge and dazzle both go afk
>dazzle actually gets an abandon
>we lost

why do niggers give up
at 60mins
into a fucking game
that youre winning so hard

WHY THE FUCK ARE 2STACKS ALLOWED IN FUCKING RANKED AGAIN THIS IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT I'VE HONESTLY DROPPED 400MMR SOLELY BECAUSE OF RETARDED 2 STACKS WHO JUST GIVE UP BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND DONT CARE ABOUT THE GAME HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY CANT REDDIT KEEP MEMEING THIS SOLO QUEUE SHIT I WANT DUO QUEUES OUT OF RANKED HOLY FUCKING SHIT REMOVED RANKED STACK QUEUE THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME I HONESTLY FUCKING HATE THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT SOLOQUEUE SHOULD BE SOLOQUEUE IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER LAST WEEKEND I HONESTLY FUCKING THINK VALVE ARE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORONS FOR NOT REMOVING STACK QUEUE FROM RANKED BEFORE THEY EVEN ADDED RANKED TO THE GAME HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY ALLOWED THIS RETARDED BULLSHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

*tips fedora*

Tobi hates LD for dominating the dota scene but he's to beta to say anything and pretends everything is cool. LD is a jewish bull and doesn't give a shit about what tobi thinks.

>/v/ tourist blogging
subscribed

hello everybody what is going on

because it's just a game

is that a jojo reference?

i would love to know how what i said was fedora tippy

why does he hate LD when he was the reason LD took over the dota casting scene?
>hey Tobi cast slavladder
>no fuck you vilat I only cast navi games
>oh ok then goodbye
>hey LD cast slavladder
>ok

What's the most noob friendly, entry-level Invoker build?

I have never played him before, and im gonna play a bot game.

Is it the Eul's meteor+sunstrike one?

What do i put points in for that, mainly yellow and blue?

Tobi also hates himself.

You can acknolwedge you fucked up and still hate the guy who made better decisions than you.

>hey LD want free money to start your studio
>sure
>fast forward 2 months
>BTS undercuts everyone hard

>baiting retards that want fame to cast shit 24/7 for free
free market

only possible with enough funds to sustain yourself (in fucking LA do you mind)

>The state of NA Dota

I doubt he undercuts the pay for his casters I mean how can you explain Lyrical still being fat as shit? the only thing he undercuts is the production

just do tornado emp like every other retard who cant play invoker, just focus on being able to use more than 2 spells in a game

>all the admins watching vp - empire

yeah I'm sure xyclopz lysander & co are super expensive

Tangos+null
Boots
Midas
Aghs
Blink
BoT
Octarine
Shiva/Hex/Refresher

Just go the old build. Put points in quas until you never need regen, then max exort and wex and grab that extra forge spirit for cold snap forge spirit shenanigans. Get aghs and just seizure on your keyboard. Eventually you'll invoke something useful. You can't be worse than the guy I had that literally sat there doing nothing in team fights as he struggled to look up how to invoke ghost walk. He was one of those
>lmao I'm 4k but i never play invoker it's my first time!
>no i won't take your advice xD

Would EE die if he went a full day without complaining about something?

it's just autism

It's really easy to stay fat while being poor in America mate

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Strueth, sugar is cheaper than protein

reeeeeeeeeeee

fatties

>top 10 anime crossovers

LD & Tobi both have more titties than windrunner lmao

WROOOHHAAA

HUUUNNNNGGGGGGGRAAAAAAÀAA

where the FUCK is grant?!??

meow

did i hear some frogbros

wow v1lad cocksocket has a gap like that?!

>shoes

That's from the baby birthing

u wot m8?

>blitz and cap casting NA
comfy

sunsfan is missing slacks so fucking hard right now

and so am I baka desu sempai

Hello

ty

>think d2g is an absolute shit general
>visit other generals to see how they are
>almost have a fucking aneurysm

how do >we manage to be the best general despite our shittiness bois

in before ix.mike abaddon

>"I'm allergic to mayonnaise" -Grant

then what was this shit? was it semen for real all along?

Will EE ever win a coinflip guys?

>Casual Carolina reaper
"Oh, I guess he's used to hot shit"
>30 seconds later
"IT BURNS"

Esports drama and patched prevent the general being too stale.

/pol/ and /int/ memes ruined it tho. d2g is shit compared to 2+ years ago.