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>FAQs and General Info
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>ACTUAL Total War News
Patch, Bretonnia and Isabella are out

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NEW
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Threadly reminder to kill Mannlet von Disownedstein.

delete this right now laddie

Thats a grudge!

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VLAD VON CARSTEIN

The world will drown in VLAD

Stop playing fantasy

Isabella where?

How to have a fun N:TW campaign as Prussia and getting super experienced units?

W H E N

Stop playing history.

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYIGN

>jewish masked, naked supermen
>bejewelled nobles
>explosive onager ammo
>not fantasy

The sad part is it makes Rome and Medevial 2 look like fantasy in comparison.

ROLLAN

Waifus: Total War, WHEN?

Hopefully never. Warhammer has already brought a whole crowd of waifu fags, don't need any more.

>millions are dead

bleaurgh

>want to do a Total Warhams legendary campaign
>already done 2 Bretonnia campaigns
>suck ass at Belegar legendary
>don't feel like Vampire Cunts
>ought to wait for the Old Friend before starting a new Empire campaign
WHAT
DO

Rome was obviously historically accurate.

yeah, rome 1 was ridiculous, what the fuck was up with Egypt there, and don't get me started with roman ninjas

Beastmemes

>armour
>completely exposed belly
Why females are so dumb?

Gross.
Don't even own them anyway.

It's male authors. Armored Yuri Knights are the future

why does every character in attila have that stupid fucking mustache

>Chosen Ironbreaker Slayer Halberdiers (Ranged, Armour Piercing)

Start a Wurzag campaign, I just did for the first time and it's fun as fuck.

What would they even waifu in this game?

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But user, Knight Tale is made by a male author.

scanlations when pls before i die inside completely

What's so good about him? I honestly never liked the greenshits roster.

>that's how manny sees himself
>this is how everyone else sees manny

Mostly Fey Enchantress these days. Vampire-chan was pretty big a little back before feet-chan took over. I'm more a Glade Lord (female) type myself.

Let the magical autism take you and it will lead you to wonderful adventures.

>everyone drawing cheesecake is a male

I'm not that user and I didn't find Bloody Handz playthrough very fun. Grimgor is your immediate neighbour that will confederation-snipe settlements from you while doing nothing to stop the Dorfs from cunting up the north.
Wurrzag himself is not that great of a hero and units he's supposed to make better aren't great either, to the point where you'll struggle to find uses for them outside of Wurrzag's own stack.
When are they adding a Savage Boss as a separate lord for Orcs?

The goddamn romans keep sacking my saxon village.

It's not supposed to be like this ;___;

Japan was a mistake

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.
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Yes, but Yuri wasn't

I want to be dominated by a best elf!

So outside of trying to get early damage on a Lord, the Luminark sucks dick right?

luminarks are for lord sniping / creatures with high HP like giants

Don't use it to hit group of units

ARE YOU A GOD?

Its a single unit sniper. Pretty damn great against monsters

It's just Tzeentch being a fucking retard. He does that a lot.

Rollan

Can somebody explain to me what the hell?

THE ICE BEAR ROARS

so total warhammer 2 is going to be about naggaroth, ulthuan and lustria right?

is it going to be possible to connect tw2 to the main game? I want to burn naggaroth to the ground as sigvald

using a mod that let's anyone settle/conquer anywhere

Historically accurate.

Which total war?

If you defeated Archaon and Warriors of Chaos faction dissapears is that it?

I murdered every Warherd I could find but they are still in game, probably have a stack hiding somehwere but if that's all thats left Id rather just start a new camp.

>Occupy settlement.
>Harsh trait gained.
>Released captives from the last 5 battles.

It's because you're playing a fantasy game

What is the best Reskin of Renown in the game and why is it the Ekrund Miners?

How do I recruit Isabella as Vlad?

you can get hundreds of kills on infantry blobs with luminarks

You can with mortars too.

It's because she's clearly the main character. Main characters get wounded only when plot demands it, so they only need to wear armour as a fashion statement.

You go to the recruit lord menu and buy her.

In only a couple shots, I meant
When my flagellants start getting low on hp I'll fire in on them occasionally

The new traits make no sense to me.

>Chasity belt

OVER
THE
FUCKING
LINE

>Franz is boring as shit
>no matter who they pick, Empire sub-faction will have a far more entertaining faction leader, but won't have Gelt
There's just no winning in this game, is there?

The only winning move is to play as the ERE

>GEHLT

>THE ELECTOR COUNTS

Orion with some Deepwood Scouts buff each other up pretty well. The enemy lords rarely live long.

Best taste.

AYOOOO WHERE DA EMPIRE WYMYN AT?

Behind 3,000 demigrphy knights

>we will never get fully fleshed out kurgan, norscan, and hung factions

Just strip assets from Attila, fuck. GIVE ME MY SAVAGE NORTHMEN.

>Dodan
every fucking time
there's always this one faggot elf agent named dodan running around evading my assassination attempts and ruining fucking everything
Fucking Dodan
Fuck off

Might be a DLC for the third game

You should check out this mod, it adds a lot of new units to balance this game. And the units are way better quality than CA greedy jewish dlc units or race packs.

Maybe norsemen are there too.

>steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=693667798

Why can't the little bearded rock niggers eat some xanax and chill the actual fuck out

>knew what it was even without opening it
>open it anyway
welp

Orion starts with him.
Its always the same guy.

Goblin Dabbing

they should've picked a better name at least

use the less blood less gore mod

GET THE BOOK!!!!

She's not there, though. Only some necromancer and strigoi shitters.

>buying blood and gore at all

Why? It's a shit DLC policy for shit graphic "improvements" that do nothing but fuck up the look or your units and slow down your performance.

Nothing positive comes from blood dlc

Is it worth trying the mod out? It's problably unbalanced as fuck and breaks immersion like nothing else, but the thought is tempting.

Have you actually downloaded the DLC? It's not added automatically.

>backflipping over the knight
>will probably stab him to death in flight

GOBLINS

Battles look stupid without any blood.

Why are gobbos so shit except maybe some of the dlc ones? They're useless in campaign because you can something better in their slot, they're useless in mp battles cause they're not cost effective

Well, I can play as her (or at least she shows up in the menu), but maybe something got fucked up.

>He wasn't around for the Rome 2 waifu shitposting
I envy you

Triggers me everytime

Arch get out of here.

>install a mod which adds units
>Anti-infantry & anti-large damage on the same unit

I'm using it, because I just can't stand not being able to paint the entire map my colour.
Bretonnian cities will get fucked up and show up as ruins after you take them over as a faction that was not supposed to be able to take them and you still can't settle woodshit lands.

Difference of opinion then. I think battles look retarded when everything is covered in shitty blood textures. I prefer the cleaner look