I need a fake car repair bill

I need a fake car repair bill
Preferably from someone who works in a shop
I will pay money
Its going to be my alibi
I really need this

Alibi for what?

Why not pay money to a shop for a repair bill?

My wife wants to know what I did with 1200 dollars, and this is the alibi

Too scared
What if they tell me to get the fuck out

lol
What did you do?

Splurged on gay midgets. Im not even lying. We all have our vices.

How soon do you need it and what are you willing to pay

Gambling
Don't listen to

Tomorrow before 1 would be ideal and I am willing to pay 20$

Email me. [email protected]
I got you bro

Just make something in paint :)

I'm gonna have to give you a hard time for being able to blow $1,200 on gambling but only $20 on the cover up.

I need you to answer a few questions:
Independent shop, or dealership?
Large repair, or multiple small ones?
Year, make, model of car?

More importantly:
How are you going to keep this story going if she tries to call the shop, or questions you on in depth details? Lets take this seriously, bud. You gamble, can you handle the pressure if you go this far? Why not just own up to it?

Don't worry she won't call I'll have a check from work at the end of next week
Independent dealership
2007 Toyota rav 4
One large repair

>tfw to intelligent to gamble

email me and I'll reply with the other information I need. I'm bored and I enjoy doing shady shit so lets make it happen.

What's your email?

Helps if I don't forget my email for this.
use [email protected]

just tell her you are planning something special for her, and she'll stop bitching. females are selfish. she'll shut up for sure.

dont fuck OP over bro.

>your face when user gets OPs seemingly inert information about his car and then doxes him and fucks his wife

...damn im cynical.

Don't waste time on this, just keep gambling until you win the money back! :)

own up to your wife you pussy, stop avoiding responsibility. This is why you fail at life

I would never do such a thing. I just enjoy this type of work and recreationally do this when I need entertainment

Own up to it you fucking pussy.

She'll find out eventually anyway and shit's not going to end well, believe me.

>OP gets a fake repair bill
>the part that was "repaired" suddenly fails
>sitcom hijinks ensue

OP just needs to have it be for blinker fluid change, muffler bearing inspection, brake pedal alignment, etc.

I got you OP, don't worry about it I don't need the money, just get help before it happens again

I keked

Kekekekekekek

i lost my shit at the time.

To good