I work for the most JEWISH company in the world: UBER. The CEO is a stingy, hook-nosed faggot, who won't let people tip in the app, among a million other shitty things that slimey kike has pulled. I'm tired of making him shekels and want some good ideas on how to get permanently banned from the platform.
I was thinking it would be great to harass and insult the broke-ass millennial numale faggots who get in my car and don't tip and whine about how they hate "Tipping Culture" because they have shitty jobs as baristas and are too lazy/stupid to learn how to cook their own food so they spend their limited income eating out.
I really hate Uber and I hate driving millennials. Help me release my rage Veeky Forums
It's not worth ruining your reputation over. Just stop driving for it.
Jonathan Long
\have you tried Lyft. Their motto is "Your friend with a car"
Robert Green
It's called quitting you fucking spastic.
Michael Russell
I'm an ex-NEET, turned Uber driver. I'm almost making enough income freelancing to stop driving.
But I'm not creative. What should I say the next time some numale faggot starts whining about my tip jar and acting all JEWY because his $3.93 cent fair is too fucking expensive for his baller-on-a-budget broke ass.
Asher Wilson
I don't want to quit. I want to tarnish the Uber brand. I wouldn't even mind ending up on YouTube hopefully causing an 8 or 9 figure scandal.
Brandon Evans
Don't be such a stupid fuck and don't do it. Just stop driving Uber. I fell for the meme, bought a car even to drive and was extremely unprofitable. Nowadays I only payday weekends, pocketing yourself an extra $1000 for 30 hours isn't bad, and got a full time job doing something else. Remember than taking base fare trips you're just borrowing money from your future self.
Owen Wilson
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Angel Scott
Do you take medication?
Adam Cruz
>wont let people tip in app its been that way since before you started with the company
are you just upset you didnt think things through or run the math?
