>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
Logan Clark
ARE YOU GONNA POST THIS IN EVERY THREAD The best main menu theme is This Is Our Time
Anthony Powell
>Big Oil challenge >How bad could it be? The only requirement is to put in the right engine las- >Everyone DC's from the host, and I scramble back in. >When we get the lab open, one of the monitors gets shot >Host has to pick the engine half blind >Narrows it down to a coin flip >They start feeding wrong ones in to the chopper >I point out they could pick the coinflip NOW and save us time >Host picks the engine with a fishy looking PSI and literally recites a holy prayer to Gaben >Held breaths >It was the wrong engine, and the challenge can continue >One cuck now DC's. We try to keep his spot open, but he's offline on steam. >Red had just infamied, and keeping him alive when he's made of paper was proving to be a challenge on such a drawn out heist. >The length of this process starts to make us delirious >We're playing with the correct engine trying to perch it on a log perfectly in boredom. >Host is clearly losing it. I was firing my explosive crossbow at his feet, but he thought his jumps were exploding. >Finally the last engine, but I sneak off back to the lab and pretend to poke around >"Hey host, are you sure that's the right engine? You forgot one down here" >All three player outlines at the airstrip freeze in place then rush to the mansion at a sprint. >They hit the stairs at full sprint, and the power goes out that instant >They can't see shit in the lab >"I was joking."
I'm lucky I wasn't kicked for that.
Never again.
Carter King
tfw no scalie bf
Levi Miller
I played Big Oil like one time, so idk what the fuck is going on here and it sounds pretty bad
James Gomez
die
Isaac Williams
Big Oil Weekly currently up. On the second day, you normally go down to the lab and use a series of clues in the level to determine which engine among two rooms full of them is the right one to steal. If you fail, you have to wait for the chopper and try again.
The intention of the challenge is to fail on purpose till the correct engine is the only one left. Then you put that one in. This takes fucking forever because you have to wait for the chopper each time.
Bentley Gutierrez
Why do you subject yourself to such terrible grinding?
Xavier Richardson
>He doesn't want a cute lizardman husband to share his body heat with Fucking faggot
Brody Collins
...
Jason Nelson
>not having the mega version
Jason Martinez
I only got this game last month.
What does it look like?
Aiden Roberts
...
Angel Turner
>Stealth_vs_loud.png
Jordan Butler
>thumbnail
Colton Bailey
>Limited time DLC Dang.
Jayden Martin
>tfw dlc unlocker
Jacob Reyes
>DMR-16 >OD viable
Noah Russell
green bridge this week
Angel Lewis
smd stupid dumb shitter nigger
Levi Richardson
Jojo?
Angel Moore
not him, but yes
Joseph Davis
That's not a JoJo that's Dio
Brayden Ross
heat street this week
Joshua Ortiz
green bridge this Thursday
Jason Bennett
Almir doing Varg face for maximum /pdg/ memeage when
Aiden Mitchell
stop using DLC Unlocker
Christopher Reyes
this Thursday
Evan Wilson
stop playing wolf
Bentley Sanchez
I stopped playing this in mid 2015. How is the game now?
Xavier Ramirez
Terribly unbalanced
Wyatt Campbell
Man, what the fuck do you care?
Isaac White
does anyone still use the MG42? back when I played nothing was more fun than sprinting around at Google street view speeds and spraying bullets everywhere
anything happen to the story? we killed the traitor... then what?
Lucas Fisher
I haven't played Payday since 1992 what did I miss
Caleb Peterson
Not much, just crates and next gen console version
Aiden Harris
I haven't played video games what did I miss
Nathan Martinez
stop mocking me right now
Adam Bailey
It's hard to say weapon wise. The game balance is THAT atrocious. BOWS DO MORE DAMAGE THAN BULLETS. THEY DO LIKE 2K A POP. A GENERIC SNIPER DOES ABOUT 300.
Story wise, Overkill ditched it. We aren't anywhere close to finding out about Jiro's son and it's be over half a year.
However, in the new safehouse, Vlad is in it now and Dragan is talking to someone on the phone in Croatian outside. With the supposed Heat Street classic heust, he could be the traitor to replace Matt
Eli Jones
I haven't played in 261432 seconds what did I miss
Daniel Powell
I haven't played this game at all What did I miss
Cooper Rogers
>i quit in mid 2015 >sprinting with lmg why do you lie on the internet, user? in mid 2015 nobody was sprinting with lmgs because they still had the 40% movement penalty
Jace Ramirez
to me, 40% movement penalty meant 40% more time to spray a target at close range
Cooper Young
>implying you could get close
Joshua Garcia
I wiped my computer and I now realize that I didn't back up my PD2 savefile/didn't cloudsave it.
How do I edit my savefile to get me back to where I was? (Infamy 4, like level 70, a shit ton of attachments)
Elijah Evans
> Download DLC unlocker > Manually exp yourself to level 4-70 > Uninstall it Cheevos should be saved by Steam instantly and permanently
Christian Martinez
Cheat
Jacob Barnes
...
Luis Walker
DLC unlocker just...unlocks the DLC. There's no menu or anything for editing stats. I'm a good enough goy that I already have most of the DLC.
With what tool?
Xavier Wilson
>not even V-100 Just start over, you didn't lose anything.
The game checks your Steam achievements so you don't have to worry about losing DLC achievement mods and playing Hoxton.
You are a bit fucked on difficulty masks but you can easily just finish all DW and under masks by pubbing DW lobbies with the new changes.
Asher Watson
Pirate perfection
Hunter Young
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfHhmn4dy7Q this dlc unlocker is an easy drag n drop and gives the option to bind a key to let you reach level 100 in each infamy in the press of a button. It is easy to install/uninstall
Nathan Anderson
>Infamy 4, like level 70 >a shit ton of attachments Somehow I doubt that.
Jonathan Foster
Obviously I need to make up cover story on an anonymous taiwenese sweatshop forum.
By shit ton, I mean "Enough that making a new gun is not an issue ever"
Jonathan Sullivan
...
Ayden Watson
Holy fuck I love this
Brayden Jackson
Meth batch complete
Xavier Young
>look up dallas without nsfw filter because no one draws porn of this game >find bain with his dick out instead i just want fucking art goddamn
Anthony Cox
>go back to Payday The Heist after a few years because it has a lot less bullshit than PD2 >no skills, no meta, no weapon mods, just shoot dudes >hear about DORHUD >can use it to increase corpose amount, hide the crosshair and other cool stuff >that's great >join the Steam group for it >apparently there's some kind of civil war going on between the guy who made the mod and some other people >I just wanted to play video games
DorentuZ if you're here you need to chill out dude.
Christian Gomez
>look up dallas without nsfw filter >find bain with his dick out instead
Jace Myers
MEMES
Sebastian Sanders
...
Brandon Perez
That looks like it came from a lewd game.
Brandon Sanchez
It's not Don't get your hopes up
Lincoln Ortiz
...
Thomas Smith
>all melee does 30 damage now
so, what's the best melee to use in tandem with bloodthirst, now? Is it even worth it to take bloodthirst with its damage being halved?
Anthony Ward
Yes, you will suddenly 1 poke kill
Adrian Diaz
Yes, you will suddenly GET THE FUCK UP
Ryan Gutierrez
It's beautiful...
Jeremiah Hill
What the fuck
Nathan Price
>Modding community item Where is the one that gives 100 to everything
Asher Edwards
>Go to a random OVK pub >Host is XXV-100 >Private profile >Using Clover >Using NGBTO >Using better bots >Using carry stacker >Cheated skill points not all the shit maxed but still >Also tagged as a cheater/bad goy
Alexander Lopez
>NGBTO on OVK Did they updated that mod to say NGBTMH and NGBTDW?
>study nanotech at uni >doing material characterisation >get informed that our lab's electronic microscope costed around 1.5 milion € (~2.25 million $ if I am not mistaken) Lab equipment heist when
Jaxon Evans
Underage ban
Juan Sanders
>youtube poop >in current year
Mason Smith
now i want to reinstall postal 2
Brandon Ramirez
YOU CAN REST WHEN THE GAME IS DEAD
Owen White
Could someone tell me what are the breakpoints for tans/tazers/medics for Death Wish/One Down respectively? I haven't played the game in a while and I wanna see if I need aced silent killer or not for DMR's right now.
Julian Foster
>mfw seeing hoxton's ponytail when using balacalava
Dylan Nelson
Anything with silent shitter and memezerker both aced and overkill(TM) basic if you're into the goliath, street sweeper or shotguns in general.
Wyatt Ramirez
I said DMR's. However, I do enjoy Commando 553 with crits too. I suppose memezerker is a must, then? Guess it should work like a charm with Anarchist+LBV.
I see, you need 191 dmg for two-shotting tans? Pricey, but doable. What about crits, is there some page explaining how much dmg crits do? Kinda wanna know for Commando 553.
Nathan Hill
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Benjamin Evans
Long guide
Basically crits do headshot's damage without the perk deck boost
Evan Jenkins
Electron Microscopes are one of those things that you can't really flip, so while they're super expensive, they aren't worth stealing.
Landon Rodriguez
Whats this a reference too?
Aiden Lopez
>too
Jaxon Gray
BUTTSAUCE
Lincoln Williams
One day I gonna be able to create a weapon/skill build that let's me one shot tans using automatic weapons on OD and then you'll be sorry
Adrian Flores
No you won't.
Benjamin Parker
Here's a guide, crits oneshot tans
Also crossbows are considered auto weapons too and BE works with them, so it's a oneshot weapon too
