Threadly reminder that the devs couldn't give a single shit about take-two
Samuel Allen
>I will now show you my final move.
Jonathan Rogers
first for serapent memes
Nolan Long
Clarisse rune legendary fucking when?
Easton Ross
Maidy cat when?
Tyler Ward
Reminder that CForest will be tier 1.
Jordan Campbell
Will blood ever surpass dragon in memes?
Brayden Cruz
What's the story behind this card art?
Cameron Ortiz
reminder that cforest is just a really really slow otk roach
James Cox
Wrong cardgame
Joseph Taylor
Reminder that I've played CForest since DE I am not a FotM shitter
Connor Kelly
>only board clear is shittier than fucking cyclone yeah no
Christian Allen
Cygames has already said they don't want to add the most sexualized cards because they "make people uncomfortable".
So add Maidy Cat to the list of cards that will NEVER be in the game just like Pic related.
Ryder Bell
they surely luv owls, don't they impartial strix, owl guardian and this
owlcraft when
tfw this emblem never
John Ross
So are you going to run this instead of Satan?
>can still draw your own deck >can have this and satan if you want double the draw from apo deck
Hudson Long
There is no escape from this hell, is there? Prudes, prudes everywhere.
Christopher Diaz
never, he's too far behind in the race
Lucas Sullivan
Is the game broken at this time or something two people dc'd on me in a row at the beginning
Alexander Diaz
>needing board clear with 2 mana 6/6 and 1 mana 2/5 taunts
Michael Sullivan
yet look at most rune/haven/blood cards
specially blood,those got the most sexualized cards
Joshua Morris
>being uncomfortable with sexuality When will the age of nu-males die?
Jose Lopez
why would i run this over seraph
Nathan Williams
Guys, guys. I just realized that Owlcat is the new cute neutral two drop.
Josiah Rogers
This won't replace Satan as long as Odin exists. They made this card knowing that Odin counters it.
Austin Robinson
Thane honestly doesn't scare me. It's not like Shadow didn't completely fuck people already if they can survive to Turn 8.
THIS card, however, scares the shit out of me.
Wyatt Cruz
Holy shit Is this frog going to make ambush memes real?
Austin Hill
>Control needs board clear ???? Cyclone Blade is fucking garbage and CSword does very well. Also, it's not worse than WotF, unless you play on A rank where people don't kill your board like retards. You don't know what you are talking about.
>Pic related That's just a covered up Succubus/Lilith which are both in the game.
Why are horny straight guys so whiny.
Levi Robinson
So I just noticed that Owl Cat's clash means you cannot trade Fairies or Goblins into it. It will need a 2/x to trade into it and it will also hose some early wards like snake priestess and spartoi soldier.
inb4 May
Jose Fisher
I can't tell if I like the weeb art or the meme art better in this game.
Julian Sanders
>2 drop 2/2 kill a creature is fine because NECROMANCY Yeah it's bizarre
Charles Garcia
>turn 8 grail >turn 9 aegis >turn 10 bahamut
Julian Watson
Not against any deck with a board clear >Put on much less pressure by playing 3pp 1/2s >Die to Themis/Breath/WotF
Ryan Roberts
>Ambush frog with Rogues Creed >I AM GROWING STRONGER
Luke James
>play dire bond on curve >Rowen uses execution on that turn Why is this aloud!
Liam Bennett
This + 3x Lurching corpse 3x Khawy. Every turn destroy 1 follower that starts to heal past turn 7.
Andrew Fisher
It makes me sad man.
Some of my favorite RoB cards are extremely sexual.
Logan Lopez
if anything it's nu-males who enjoy playing a blatant fapbait
real men and women play either something cute but not sexualized or something manly
Robert Adams
So it's Odin bait for Seraph decks?
Isaac Taylor
It's going to make it more fun, but will still be bad. If you somehow manage to get him buffed by Rogue's Creed and it doesn't get blown up by Themis or similar then it's rather scary.
Josiah Walker
I think that frog will be good against aggro, especially if they can' ward up
Angel Morris
>Playing Bahamut >Actually doing things Turn 8 Grail, 9 Seraph, 10 Aegis is the thinking man's play. Doing things is for plebeians, just pass your turn bro.
Samuel Sanchez
You are telling me you are completely find to ignore that death's breath board on turn 6? I play Eacthtar. Enjoy 12 damage to the face.
Leaving Thane unanswered? Please take 14 damage (And 2 more from a rogue zombie trade)
I see more and more people running Execution recently.
Jaxon Edwards
You need shadows for so much shit now, that's not scary.
Owen Clark
Roach is dead. CForest can play Control tools and other high cost Foresr cards. They are not the same deck at all.
Daniel Powell
What do all of these cards with silly effects matter if they're not going to stop sword from ramming Albert into your face every match?
Brayden Myers
>2 mana destroys evolved Albert without even using an EVO point
B-b-but I need my shadows for Death's Breath
John Young
>Being scared of naked bodies >Real men and women Yeah, right.
Connor Clark
>actual owl wants to fuck owlcat >owlcat wants none of that shit >owl cats becomes one with the universe as his sworn nemesis appears before him, activating his predator senses
Jace Bailey
>Being this desperate to virtue signal The SJW movement is spear headed by nu male foot soldiers. Nu males are the biggest opponents of anything sexual that might offend m'lady.
Levi Foster
>Importantly, the “clash” effect – which occurs whenever this follower attacks another follower or is attacked by a follower – triggers before any followers take damage, so if your opponent has a 1/3 on the board, you can destroy it using Owlcat without taking damage.
yurius was too op
also bye bye spider imp, spartoi soldier and the likes
Nathaniel Myers
It's not really that scary. It has a pretty big restriction and it costs 4 shadows. It's definitely a good card but it's also pretty easy to play around. The only real big target I can see is that shithead Albert, and he deserves to get fucked
Luke Powell
>roach is dead good meme
Jose Gray
Where did they said that? We are still getting very suggestive cards. The card you are posting would be fine. But this other one would be most likely edited like Giant Slayer and Harnenessed Flame/Glass.
Jose King
I want to fuck whatever that is.
Cameron Martin
>this will be the last thing Yurius sees
Man, can't wait for ToG.
Austin Rodriguez
people are sleeping on the fact that necronomicon pulls ONLY shadowcraft followers
Xavier Jackson
Don't get me wrong, Thane is a good card and will see play, but I don't see him shifting the shadow paradigm. He's just a nice followup to play if your Morde gets banished.
Whereas Soulsquasher is insane enough to literally create new archetypes.
Asher Nelson
>Roach is dead There's still a pretty successful OTK roach list. And also, just because that deck isn't S tier anymore doesn't mean every single forest deck ever won't be running 3x roach. Roach will never die as long as it remains untouched. Hilariously, we finally got a hard counter to Roach and it was a Forest card
Charles Phillips
Disregard bitches, get dinner.
Landon Ross
>having a bad taste
what does it even mean
Ryder Sanders
>nu-males enjoy fapbait Now what gave you that idea?
Austin Brooks
>Keep virtue signaling about how virile and not a numale you are >Turn around and accuse others of virtue signaling when they call you out Shut the fuck up /pol/ you pack of hypocrites, haven't you ruined enough boards?
Dominic Sullivan
>bloodfags already despairing this much >won't even give the new cards a chance
Landon Allen
>any time the an enemy shadow player has 4 shadows, they could instantly destroy any evolved creature you have for 2 That's impossible to play around. Forte, Genesis Dragon, anything you evolve to do face damage or re-establish control will get fucked. The only way to "play around" that is just to never use evolve points if they have 4 shadows (i.e, ever).
Zachary Myers
>Hilariously, we finally got a hard counter to Roach and it was a Forest card We already had Robin Hood :^)
Owen Hernandez
>Vial every other card that isnt blood or neutral
that way i always have spare vials for any bloodcraftdeck i want to make
Carson Taylor
You are still ignoring the fact that Shadow can start capping you for 12+ damage on turn 7. This is not something to joke about with.
Ryder Gonzalez
T H I C C C C C C C
Jack Williams
>Where did they said that?
Well they didn't explicitly state that but it was clear from the poll they did that they're afraid to add extremely lewd cards because they don't want to alienate prudes.
Sadistic Night is sexy as hell but nowhere near as lewd as something like pic related.
Justin Miller
>2 dire bonds and a blood pact in the deck >draw none >burn hand by t7
Parker Price
Looks like shit
Christopher Evans
it looks shopped i can tell it by some pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time
Brayden Jenkins
>use evolve to establish control >get punished for doing so
Hmm, I wonder who's behind this post.
Hudson Rodriguez
>Oh boy, a new Dragon legendary ca-
Oliver Walker
Thank god Dragon is shit so I don't have to see this fucker ever. This card is Khawy levels of cancer.
Christian Price
I'm not even an assman but Dear Lord.
James Phillips
MUH
James Nelson
this card is a proper way to draw something sexy, meantime dragonewt charlotte or this is a shit for virgin masturbators with a bad taste
Bentley Lee
>yurius was too op >also bye bye spider imp,
>Cygames finally gives blood some decent early game tools for the aggro mirror >Immediately introduces a neutral card to cuck them
Ok. I give up.
Cygames is determined that blood will always be shit.
Julian Myers
It sucks that there are so many waifu-tier cards and we keep getting monsters and homos instead
Benjamin Allen
>turn 6 2 5/5s is now bad
Going to wait for many to be REEEing about it in next meta
Connor Mitchell
>That's impossible to play around First off, most of the things you evolve for board control will be weakened already. As in, they were probably gonna die already Second, blowing up huge storm minions is nice but they already hit you in the face. Their job is done. She seems best against decks that evolve their minions for damage, not board control, as those minions are generally healthy and can be a pain to remove due to the inflated stats. I suppose you could also put her in aggro to blow up a big evolved ward too, but then you're spending a lot of phantom howl burst. Once again, a good card for sure, but I wouldn't call her scary.
Parker Adams
desu it would be better if her chest was a bit more covered
Carson Howard
Well he's going to be 2 great reaction images I can use.
Easily the best card this expac has to offer because of that.
Camden Howard
Those 5/5s are just making up for your shitty turn 5 tempo play.
Joshua Morales
I am so jealous of the towel that wipes that ass dry.
Ian Gonzalez
I got excited until I read vengenace too. Fuck.
Jacob Gomez
Right, you still have 1PP left for Diabolic Drain after playing Serpent.
Michael Diaz
>Omits the turn 5 2/1 needed to make the play possible >Meanwhile Sword can Gawain into Otohime into Sage AND DO DAMAGE with his big board on turn 6, instead of turn 6 do nothing >All of the followers needed for this are on or above curve stats
Mason Brooks
Dragon is going to get discard meme legendaries isn't it?
Nicholas Harris
Fuck of Al-mussad
Logan Taylor
Is it safe to say that we will have a control meta next month?