Spessman on a spess station

Can you make one for cocktails

here you go yclat
youtube.com/watch?v=H3vSRzkG82U

oh
i'm sorry
does this TRIGGER you

The next goofball to be honest, does nothing but shitpost in prs and spam emojis when peopke dare to disagree with him, shit admin, mediocre player, shit personality.

Ban when

Yclat here, found ya
but you are 100% correct

>missed this
fug

Kolith is perhaps the worst, most infantile person on our Git. His sole response to criticism is "I like it, so I don't understand why other people don't like it. They just hate change." and he litters every one of his comments with all of the emojis in a flimsy attempt to make it look like all reactions to his posts are just playing along with the emoji spam joke.

organic debris having a chance to deposit a barnacle cluster (retextured grille) that can be smashed for shells

shells make white noise when equipped to ear and work in tandem with other seafoods for moar fish recipes from spess

he's also a degenerate

The call that saved Veeky Forumsstation

"Everyone I don't like is Yclat: The Kolith Story" a Hallmark Original movie about the trials and tribulations of living with autism.

I don't see how a hat and special bible titles are that snowflakey. That's more like an easter egg. Kind of like how skeletons can play their rib cages. The problem here is that if you give an audio cue or active powers to a custom religion, every Chaplain is going to want one. Who wants to have the boring old default Space Jesus be their god when they could make up some cheeky religion that comes with powers and hats? Even Christian Chaplains meme it the fuck up with proselytizing and crusading.

I think the problem here runs deeper. There's a divide between why the Chaplain exists flavor wise and how people want to play it.

The Chaplain is a "fluff" job, one whose duties are based entirely on interaction with other characters. His relevance to the station is the same as a real life priest would have to a small town. The prototypical Chaplain fills in as a counselor, a confidant, a role model, and a community organizer for everybody on the station, on top of providing spiritual guidance. However, lots of people who play Chaplain, with or without gimmicks, find opportunities to do these things too sparse. To make this RP-focused job more proactive, Chaplains turn to making the job more flavorful. Making your character zanier, set a self-imposed goal, etc. All jobs do this, to some extent. A good Chaplain "mission" can still be the stuff of great rounds, but most of the time the Chaplains end up choosing between being an sideshow act, an assistant, or gathering dust/fucking off.

The librarian has the exact same problem. With a void of actual objectives to fulfill, Librarians turn to gimmicks after the novelty of printing porn and holding D&D sessions in the library has worn off. To contrast, the Clown and Mime don't have this problem because their objective on the station aligns perfectly with how people want to play them: goof off.

>everyone I don't like is kolith

"Everyone I don't like that doesn't like Yclat is Kolith-
fuck

hi im kolith
dude sneks lmao

'Hair of the dog' requires 10u goldschlager, 10u patron, 10u gargle blaster, 10u long island iced tea, 10u bloody mary and a corgi hide. spawns a constantly drunk sausage dog.

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kys

Kys as in kiss? How sweet of you, user

please, i'm begging you

What can a person do to improve the wiki?

no kys stands for "kill yourself", rookie mistake I know

please kill yourself now!

Already did probe

Kill yourself as in kill yourself of the past and become a new you? Aw shucks, user

I miss when he was just that, just some snekposter

Now he's just an asshole, doesn't even post snakes anymore

>i miss when he was degenerate cancer
why

>sneks
>degenerate
>cancer
whew

Lesser of two evils

>degenerate
Fucking dropped
/pol/ is a cancer on Veeky Forums, there's a reason /new/ got deleted
Physically remove boat /pol/ple.

Wasnt me, good guess though.

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Your obsession is getting out of hand, just ignore it

honestly, user? You can be whatever you want just don't be a hypocrite denying it.
Fair enough.
stop whining

I dig it, is that for the canadian mutation? You could probably scrounge up clown virus code to make a forceweak ubremoveable jumpsuit.

Physically fucking remove /pol/

KILL ME, EH?
K-KILL ME....EH
[random french]

good luck with that, I never went in there.

Mon dieu, c'est magnifique. Trés bien mon ami, trés bien.

I can dig reused clown virus for Canadian mutation

>Random French
Make them swear in Quebecois
CRISSE DE CALICE DE TABERNAK D'OSTI DE SACRE

well, these are the rough drafts, let me know if you had something else in mind. it'll probably take me a few days/a week to get them up to game standards.

HON HON HON

>that mantini
YES

Sometimes I wonder if the canada memes arent going too far but hey, least its entertaining.

Kolith: The worst admin since shiggy

No point in a game if there's no entertainment

shiggy didn't shitpost in the github and act like a holier than thou prick
kolith has somehow managed to be arguably worse than shiggy

How did this canada meme get started and how do I get syrup

>all that whining about discord
I mean sure kolith is shit, but why bring that unrelated cesspool into admin feedback when it's not the server?

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Thank kilozombie, the only really good vox player, because aparently, after the no fruit debacle he went full on madman and coded a poutine, but just one wasnt enough see, he had to go and do more, since he already could cook copious ammounts of poutine he decoded to go full madman and make something that would require like 1000 milk 20 snow and so on since he was and is just too good at cooking.

It was during an admin application/trialmin feedback thread.
It showed the character he has when in a position of authority.

No fruit debacle?

>The only good vox player
Oh fuck off kilozombie, this attitude of yours is shitty simply because it's wrong.

no fruit used to cycle in a predictable order, cause lag and be open for power gaming specific seeds

now it isnt

>inb4 'MUH HACHI lMAO RAIL RAIL' posts

Chiki is literally the only decent bird I have ever seen. He is among the four non-humans I would ever spare in a race war.

I'm flattered by that user but you're right, there are plenty of good vox players and I don't even think I'm the best one

You seem to be upset user, could I suggest taking a break?

No fruit was declared non kosher and nexis and comapny decided to nerf/remove it I think. Kilo used the no fruit a lot to make quick cakes and shit, no fruit never realy was bad or unbalanced but admins nerfed it anyways. Ah well.
user, you know kilo would never self shill and that my typing patern/vocabularity is verry diferent from his, samefag/selfshill acusations are not kosher.

Does Baystation not have a clown role? i cant see it on their wiki

the baybies removed it from their code due to cuckoldry

They removed clowns because they are 2 serious 2 honk.

No. Clown doesn't really fit with Bay's atmosphere, it's much more serious over there.

I think Urist might still have clowns, but I'm not sure.

Since it stopped being a punishment role and instead turned into a shitter magnet/ban bait role, baycode did away with it

It's kind of hard to tell the two of you apart after kilozombie's vox purge. Every other line of his forum post was talking about how much better he is than other vox.

Yeah i thought it might be because of that but it seems against what Spess is. How is the Fallout server anyways. Ive been meaning to try out some new ones for variety

Those posts were a mistake.
I mean, I got some shitty players banned and there's been way less shittery from traders recently, but I was a much worse player back then.

>what spess is
Space is whatever the server is.
There's no one 'THIS IS SPACE' server. There's a little bit of everything in it and Bay simply has it's own flavor of space.
It's like saying Chocolate isn't ice cream because Vanilla is; It is, it's just a different flavor of ice cream.

>all those garbage goon ripoffs getting coded in over the years
>farting, goofkitchen, buttbots, cluwnes, biblefarting, telescience, AI VOX and other stuff
>but
>STILL
>NO CLOWNCAR
why

How is the car different from the cart

>Shard gonna blow up
>Two people go to stop it because the MOMMI died
>clown accidentally slams the shard into the plasma man with zas
>They get zassed on top of the shard without dying
>Gets up and simply closes the box preventing delamination
>People commonly die to rads from the shard but the clown remembered to put on the suit
What the fuck

there is one? and by one I mean a player version, rare deff version and an admin version ?

>against what Spess is
This forced clown cult started with Veeky Forums

I would imagine you can fit lots of things inside the car.

lots of bodies, for instance

Daily reminder that the clown role was literally made to be a punishment job on goon, that is the original and true purpose of the clown

I've found that clown players become the most competent because they know the exact line where fun exists and griff exists. They toe that line frequently.

>get cargo tech
>qm fucks off and dies
>other tech is actually doing their job
>order more mules and hack all of them
>send virus crates to biology until something funny happens
>surf away from danger on my murderkart

cargo is best role

I don't think you know what the clown car is.
It's a traitor item, the clown rides it and can knock people over and force them into the car. Once inside, anyone who's not the driver is stuck. The catch is that if the driver moves into a wall everyone flies out of the windshield, the clown included.

I know it's the best role, that's why I'm jealous as fuck when Cargo orders a thousand pizzas and has a pizza party and I'm stuck in medbay listening to shitters complain about "I CAN'T SEE I CAN'T SEE"

Also I'm going to take the desk bells and ram them up someone's ass next time I get antag.

Just put all your pills in a pile in the lobby and only come to medbay when people need surgery

I told the clown to put the rad suit on. He was fixing to charge in without it.

Just disable the ringer on your PDA, senpai

>DO I NEED RED OR BLUE?
>FUCK IT I'LL TAKE THEM ALL

>WHAT THE FUCK THESE ARE POISON AHELP MEDBAY GRIFFS

Then there's the other problem with that.

So it's the murderchair except instead of repeatedly running you over it just hits you once and you're stuck inside until sec can kill it.

Exactly, a billion times superior.
And harder to stop since you can't get tased as it's a closed vehicle.

A-am I going to far guys? this is a good idea, right?

hamburger helpers

Sounds like a way to make lowpop hell. And not in a fun way. Scoop up the defenceless crew then AFK until the arrivals announcement.

I know that fucking feeling, and yet I can't break myself away from the torture that is medbay.
Someone's gotta do it and keep the retards from killing anyone, I guess.

You could get around that by letting people resist out, which is interrupted by movement.

15 seconds resist time if filled with banana essence

2 second resist time if empty of essence