AMA

Ask an Autozone wagecuck anything

inb4 rad for an air cooled beetle

What's the dumbest thing that people buy in your store but doesn't actually do anything?

Hola senor, nessecito un filtro de aciete para Ford Lobo 5.4 litros. Tienes?

generally anything stop leak, shit lasts for a couple days then they are back instead of just buying what needs replaced

How can I make your life a living hell?

uhhhhhh yeah same

generally by walking through the door does someone make my life hell, but the biggest thing is not knowing what kind of car you drive, theres shit you can sorta poke at with a rough model idea but like i get people coming in for axles and have no idea what car, motor size or anything and it makes me want to commit sepaku

So what if I took off the VIN, the markings for the car, and badges?

Would that make you die inside?

si

pasame el vin de tu pickup para conseguirte el correcto.

Why did Autozone fuck up the rewards card system? That was the only good thing about that shitty store