/owg/ - Overwatch General

>that bleu
Such perfection, how is it possible? Thank you Talon.

better question, what the fuck was the point of hufflepuff?

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I thought their deal was to be the jocks and sport/physical students, but they were stuck going against harry sue every time and lost against him.

Flip it, remove Orisa, bump Sym and Ana down a bit and its correct

time to brown it up

>Gryffindor
Reinhardt, McCree, Genji
>Hufflepuff
Zenyatta, Lucio
>Ravenclaw
Winston, Torbjorn
>Slytherin
Reaper, Hanzo, Junkrat

I'm having a hard time placing Roadhog since he doesn't really fit any of the houses' core values.

Hufflepuff was the hardworking and honest house. Nice guys, basically.

here I fixed it for you

Which Orisa skin is best Orisa skin?

cute

>queue comp
>bunch of russian nicknames on my team
>oh boy here we go
>echeiwalde attack
>absolutely retarded line up, 4 dps 1 tank(winston) 1 healer
>we steamroll other team so hard they go afk and start emoting

That was the most bizarre game i've ever played. Thankfully the other team was even more retarded.

11/10

you sir have immaculate taste

That's were all the 'special' kids end up who are not brave, smart or evil

Move Mei down to D and it's perfect

Yours is cute too, user! I really love art of him hanging out with Lucio and D.va!

>Masculine above feminine.
>Brown characters above whites.
>Old and robotic characters above F tier.

invenglobal.com/overwatch/articles/1239

Reminder that Chu openly admitted to making 76 and Reaper's relationship a mystery so as to draw in more readers.

Openly
Admitted.

We will never know the truth. It's the only real draw he has.

I'd say Hanzo and Genji would be Hufflepuff, since they're neither villainous or herioc but still hardcore about their shimada technique and stuff, while roadhog would be the big bully kid in slytherin with junkrat as the short younger one that hangs out with him.

Roadhog is the Crabbe to Junkrat's Malfoy
and I think McCree is better suited for Slytherin, he's more of the cunning and resourceful type
also, Soldier in Gryffindor and Bastion is Hufflepuff

for the longest time I thought morrison and reyes were characters from starcraft

I'm fine with Reaper76 not being canon but also not not being canon. Ambiguity is sometimes a good thing

This artist has done quite a bit

Does he plan on not giving us any information at all about them though? How long does he think he can pull this out for until it becomes pointless?

>It's the only real draw he has.
his storytelling skills so far have been so bad that even that doesn't have any draw for me. I hope he hangs himself

I thought about putting Genji in Hufflepuff, but I wasn't entirely sure considering his background made him look anything but hardworking. I'd guess it fits him a little better now, anyway.

until they release another character that ties their stories together

wouldn't surprise me if they had something to do with the doomfist

>brown
Gross no browns allowed pls.

Forever. Look at Supernatural. Dean and Castiel are both not in love and in love with each other. Of course fans are vocal about wanting ships to be canon especially if there's some good basis to it but they don't really harm your fanbase

I have no idea why you'd think for a second either belongs in hufflepuff, they're both clearly Gryffindor

reminder

should have replaced the scout with young mcmeme

It's gonna be Gerard. He's the one tying everything together.

What makes you say Hanzo is Gryffindor?

Gerard is the head of talon

Genji's a Gryffindor, Hanzo's a Slytherin. Clearly

too hard for huff, not nasty enough for slytherin, not intellectual enough for ravenclaw. gryffindor is the default for every other cool kind of character

nope

well it's the most popular ship

Hanzo could be Hufflepuff. He's the hardworking one

Hanzo is remorseful as fuck, and not nearly arrogant enough for slytherin imo

>well it's the most popular ship

Not by a long shot

rate my shitty brain meme

>tfw your team ignores their pharmercy AND torb on attack

I kind of prefer it that way to be honest. Better to let everyone believe what they want to believe than to confirm or deny it and have half the fanbase go apeshit.

solo ulting as a form of disrespect is the whole reason I play this game

>well it's the most popular ship
hanzo mccree is the most popular. Don't ask me how it works probably because tumblr is retarded

>my enemies fall like cherry blossoms
>just like when we were boys
>you were never my equal
>Think you can do better than me?
>not arrogant
come on now. Plus he has that constant condescending look on his face

>hanzo mccree is the most popular. Don't ask me how it works
It's fujos looking at the two most conventionally handsome characters in the game and deciding that they're required to fuck each other by merit of them both being handsome. That's about it.

literally every character says some condescending shit when they kill another

a slytherin type character wouldn't go tribute to his dead brother and try to find redemption, he'd trip about it constantly

What do you think the inside of her suit smells like?

I'm thinking more about the fact that he killed his brother just to take over the family empire more than the fact that he was upset about it afterwards.

Chu is the worst thing about this game and the sooner he fucks off the sooner we can breathe a sigh of relief.

The only achievements I have left are the Sombra hack 6 people one and fucking Rapid Discord. This asshole is my most played and I still don't have it. Any advice?

A mixture of doner kebab's, sweat and feces.

>he killed his brother just to take over the family empire
that's not what happened though

>there are tons of people that think Hanzo and McCree are the most handsome instead of Reyes and Morrison
Idiots. At least they have an ambiguous past. Hanzo and McCree shared no interaction whatsoever until it took of an voice lines were added

Git gud

I guess it makes sense considering we're talking about a younger hanzo. I don't think he killed him just for the power grab though. He's hardworking but arrogant, sure, but their were arrogant asshole Gryffindorites (James being the prime example)

>Hanzo and McCree shared no interaction whatsoever until it took of an voice lines were added
>Mcmeme compliments hanzo's skill
>OMFG FUCKING CONFIRMED YOU SHITLORDS

that was pretty funny desu

Second only to the *leans away* fallout.

Why do people think Winston will be meta? His barrier is still ineffective and low health and his weapon still sucks, especially against a tank meta. Dva literally outclasses him at every ability.
>better damage (if you can aim a bit) and melts down barriers
>better mobility
>moving "barrier" that's up longer instead of a shitty bubble that dies after 2 seconds and no one get's inside anyway

Also Blizzard must be trolling. A good amount of people have been saying for months that the tank meta is annoying and there are way to many tanks and barriers, making squishy flankers unplayable and Ana a must pick.
Blizzards reaction? They add ANOTHER must pick barrier tank and buff Winston.

you know the hufflepuff girls were all crazy in bed

ravenclaw sluts ain't got shit on them

Winston has ALWAYS been meta but situationally. idiots just couldn't use him properly and now he got buffed for no reason

do it the way i did it
>Ana
>Symmetra
>Zenyatta (you)
Nano boost the Sym and discord all of her targets as she runs into the enemy group. She'll wipe the team and you'll get rapid discord.

just got 48 elims as torb in QP, buds. I think my previous best was 38 with d.va from months ago

I stand corrected
overdaddys.tumblr.com/post/155700415695/the-most-popular-overwatch-ships

"tank meta" hasnt existed for nearly two months
right now the best comp is triple dps dive, with the third dps a flex depending on the map and your target healer

This game is actually shit because of tanks and healers.
Will this ever change?

Mercy's bum is too big.

winstons damage bypasses barriers

wintons buff also means he gets almost 80% barrier uptime

winstons ult is better at clearing objectives that roadhogs ult

ana isn't getting nerfed so a dive tank can still be sustained

almost every hero in the game besides soldier and bastion are terrible at destroying barriers

She needs a good workout in her rump to burn fat.

As you've pointed out, it's fundamentally flawed on a design level, it obviously won't change.

>every hero in the game besides soldier and bastion are terrible at destroying barriers
>soldier and bastion
And /our guy/ Junkrat.

really
makes
you
think

No. You can't put the holy trinity in an FPS and expect it to work. Even gearbox knew this

why arent i allowed to win in comp

have i not bought enough loot crates

150 dps as as opposed to pharahs 120?

>buying loot rates
#justplatthings

i dont buy loot rates i buy loot crates

>"i main mercy, so actually i do understand what it's like to be trans"

>winstons damage bypasses barriers
but his weapon is so shit that he'll kill no tanks

>wintons buff also means he gets almost 80% barrier uptime
Yeah but it barely blocks damage. It can be good in 1vs1 situations but most of the time you'll have more damaged blocked as Dva than as Winston, simply because people move out of the barrier to quick or it dies to soon.
Dva can eat fucking ults and moves her barrier to wherever the team is.

>winstons ult is better at clearing objectives that roadhogs ult
True, but Dvas is even better

>Winston has ALWAYS been meta but situationally
That's right, dive tanks were always a good pick in certain situations. But Dva was always better and I don't get why people are acting like Winston will be the new must pick dive tank.

sorry man. too busy winning to proofread.

what is even happening to that woman?

is this what people called "feminists" or is she one of those "straight women" who "support and vocally defend LGBT rights and privileges"

Why is Lucio so fucking fun and how do I become better at shooting while wallriding?

Now I may be drunk, but this shit m akes no fucking sense

>tfw to intelligent to proofread

>this is what happens when women attempt to be logical

Spot reduction is a myth.

>top five pairings on AO3 are all gay shit
Honestly, I've been in fandoms for years, I really shouldn't be surprised at this point.

Sure thing lard ass. Big bones right?

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post pics of funniest death faces

Shut up Mercy. Exercise that bum.