/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Last Thead: >list of good comm. servers
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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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gift me an unusual and i will post feminine dick

>wearing unusuals

>not being a cute girl irl and in game

i will post my feminine dick and boipussy if someone gifts me an unusual instead

preview first, then we'll see.

id?

/ShootMeForTwelveDollars/

you are not me
that was not me

youtube.com/watch?v=TuOMBFvmp5c&lc

Finally I've uploaded the video.

neat

reposting from last thread. ok ill give it a whirl, post your screenshots. dosent have to be any kind of purpose going on, just post them screenies and ill see if i cant meme them up. lets see some of those killcams.

>that fucking noise the brony makes
Jesus I think i'm hemorrhaging from that cringe

this looks pretty fun actually

looks heckin fun, when can we expect to be able to do this again ryuke?

here have a rare, this was when contracts first dropped

is this loadout real

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Yeah, it's the soot suit, the raindoonicorn head (i forget what it's called), and the special eyes.

Well I need to build a good shack to take those pictures in so I have to do less postprocessing on em, so the map'll take at least a week for me to actually finish, test, finish again, test, finish again, test, and then release. I'd like to hold the next one on April Fools Day, but we'll see how it turns out.

at least I'm not cebruz

>Yeah, it's the soot suit, the raindoonicorn head (i forget what it's called), and the special eyes.
gonna do it
forgive me padre

Imagine being this fucking autistic.

>he turns off pub chat

imagine capping on hightower

wow video games how do I be good like you

Turning off pubchat is like hating fun

nice to see he hasn't sold hie unusual i guess.

>using the same dead of night, space comm helmet thing still

I eat shit

Ten months of raging in landfall.
What a life

Just FYI noone has posted the meme count in the old thread yet

CROTCHTITS

And nothing of value was lost.

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uh I'll have you know that I'm a MASTER at cooking water.

They built their sentry gun out of range from the last point

So, I'm setting up the lights for the portrait area, and on one of the tests the model I'm using as a human test surrogate starts freaking out

vibri i found something cool gib unusual plzz
i.4cdn.org/f/isabelleStillcam.swf

>when your medic dosent pootis
youtube.com/watch?v=aaSRYecKaqc

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Sorry, I am away from my computer at the moment and thus can not open your file. Please describe in excruciating detail what it is you have posted.

installing tf2 now, haven't played an online fps since cs:source in 2009
what am I in for

lenny

PROVE YOU ARE THE REAL VIBIRI, FOR ALL I KNOW YOU COULD BE AN IMPOSTER.

DELET THIS

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its dog porn

not even good either its by that minus 8 geek

Okay, I built a simulation booth for the photo session, works fine, now I just have to build one of these somewhere on the boxing map.

What a let down

YOU FUCKING GOOODIETWOSHOE FAGGOTS, I WAS GONNA TELL HIM AND HE WAS GONNA GIB MR AN UNUSUAL AND I 2AS GONNA SAY THANKS DADDY AND HE WAS GOING TO SAY DON'T WORRY BOYO IT'S ON THE HOUSE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shut up idiot

what the fuck are .swf even

flash files, stands for ShockWaveFlash.
The backbone of Newgrounds and iirc old Youtube.

t. underage

under what age

is it 14 because then no

hahaha dude hi5 us 15yearolds fuckin smashin dat booze and eatan pussay on a daily basis unlik those 14 yo KIDS lmao lets get fuckn baked

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>not nearest neighbor

kys yourself

what did he mean by that

nearest neighbor disables blur effects when rescaling an image

nearest neighbor is the only correct way to expand dongs

>implying i care enough about some shitty mspaint edit to put in effort

if you're gonna do it wrong don't even bother trying

:woah:
Hows your pub stomping going /tf2g/?

Fuck me wrong one

It looks good!

No pubs, only dm and maybe a few lobbies now.

>using conch and disciplinary
>teams going fast
Its like i'm a discount DJ dude from overhype

super relaxing morning, gonna make some coffee in a bit and hop into another match /comfy/
youtube.com/watch?v=IGyhQbZmQy8

too busy KILLING to post

AW YEAH

i live to kill

PPPHHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTT

kill me then

*kills u*

how do you do my fellow killers?

absolutely killing it my man

i have no mouth and i must scream

i just love killin

that's some gggooooooooooooooood stuff my killers :ok_hand:

>playing a good couple of cp matches in casual
>one guy is new to the game and give him a few pointers because he really doesn't know what he's doing
>adds me later
>remove him because I don't really wanna talk to randos outside of casual

>w+m1 pyro runs at me
>im disguised as a friendly pyro
>i start circle strafing around him, he does the same
>i stab him in the back while he's circling me
god i love this class

oh boy here i go killin again

what gun do you kiILL best with ? ? i like grenadier gun

Now I want to replace the dead ringer triggered sound with Zoidberg going woop woop woop woop woop

Scentree

Haha look how fast that shpee is going!

foot shooter

I've often thought how useful it must be to disguise as a friendly while using the dead ringer, but I never do it

>having an unusual but not a killstreak knife
also what the fuck was that medic doing

I tend to use friendly disguises more if I know there's no spy on the enemy team. Either way i tend to change disguise to a proper enemy disguise once I'm deeper into their base.

>pogo jump to wall jump
Whoever created this jump map is a monster.

I have one, I just didn't equip it when I threw the loadout together.

At first he was chasing me down trying to stop me, but all it did was stifle the push him and the pyro had. On the second pass he was going low and slow waiting for somebody other than a fucking sniper to pocket. Demo would have been a good candidate if he was still alive.

why is vibri on reddit

Why do you care so much?

I want to have relations with Vibri Vibbers.

I'm decently sure he's only into people with both fur and dicks.

What if I have both ?