Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1013

I still want to honk Bashou.

And Ashiya.

I exclusively Hibbers

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Why, what did Russia ever do to her?

I hear too much of that is bad for you.

Friendly reminder that if you fap to Homura, you are a homusexual.

Friendly reminder that if you want the authentic crab experience, you must dip your penis in drawn butter before inserting. Make sure it's not too hot or you'll hurt yourself.

Friendly reminder that Homura's surname is Araragi and she is going to imagine you're her brother while you're having sex with her unless you're a femanon, in which case, she'll imagine you're Asuka.

Friendly reminder that Homu will not give you these friendly reminders.

WW2

Russia was good boys din do nuffin'. You should blame Germany! Even Germany blames Germany!

Friendly reminder that you are dumb and so is Homura.

Asuka getting a lot of boob there.

That's not friendly. You are dumb! Every thread!

P-paizuri really isn't that great? I don't want to believe it.

senrankagura-manpai.marv.jp/

Reminder to play this game so we get the new wall paper faster.

It's like a more pillowy version of sex, only without the bad smell

Please say NO to NTR!

makes you really happy though

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It really doesn't seem like it would be very fun for the girl, which puts a damper on the whole thing for me.

Yeah, but side effects include death by squid or whale.

I don't even know how is the sex version of sex.

It's like you're getting a completely enclosed handjob and when you look down you smell the gross smell of ass/vagina that smells like that smell when you first open a can of soup mixed with rubber if you're using one

Most people's genitals are absolutely disgusting

user if she has a bad smell she needs to stop douching and go on a course of antibiotics followed by probiotics to replace the Gardnerella with Lactobacillus.

Bad smell = infected vagoo.

Yes, but if she has a bad smell, it also means she's probably a slut and needs to stop hooking up, which she probably isn't going to do

Why do you think most of them douche so much?

I like to think she'd take pride in being able to get you off with a part of the boddy not meant for sex.
Like playing piano with your feet. Not necessary, but very impressive, nonetheless.

because they think douching gets them clean. What douching does is kill the good bacteria and leave her vulnerable to bad bacteria, but she thinks she has to douche to kill the bad bacteria even more frequently but they grow back in a matter of hours so she will always smell like rotten fish.

Or death by bunny if her cookies are burnt.

But my brain is fucked up and I can't help but secretly like it and I hate it. But in CM3D2 I keep having Hikage do the NTR scenes.

Why are they all chipmunks?

Of course it's great if the tits are big enough and you love tits to begin with.

That's a party trick, that's not erotic!

Except for the tiddies part!

We know Nan likes Blazblue. Maybe Makoto is his waifu.

Katsunee gives the best foot jobs

this is canon.

Makoto is a squirrel though.

Who else still has a 100% non-chipmunk Senran here?

>hooray my senran has crooked jap teeth instead

Then who gives the best titjobs?

Murasaki is fun at parties.

Haruka or Shiki.

Says you!

Shut up, chipmunkfucker.

Miyabi.

Hard to find a girl able to do it tight enough. Miyabi's a nice strong girl.

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Miyabi's tits look great in PBS.

I want to fuck Souji!

She'd probably make me wear a Souji mask though.

Small price to pay in order to enjoy this thiccness

If it's instructor, it's fine.

Synchronizing my thrusts into Renka with the police siren out front of our building!

Adding extra thyme and pepper to the rice and beans we have cooking on the stove to help mask the smell of cheap cigarettes, bags of garbage left in the hallway by other tenants and smoked drugs I don't recognize the smell of!

Convincing Renka to conceal carry even though she thinks she doesn't need it because she's a shinobi!

They're boring.

I want good-looking cowtits in games. The new Omega Labyrinth has Z-cup tits but the size is only somewhat reflected in the 2D art.

Hopefully the Granblue Fantasy PS4 game contains a variety of short stacks.

Anyone else getting PBS on launch?

>Omega Labyrinth
Never heard of this. Interesting

Nah. I don't know if I'm going to get it at all

Hibbers looks so cute wearing that little strawhat

Omega laberynth looked it up sounds interesting

Yeah I've got the digital preorder

Just what is Kafuru up to?

Reminder that the Ikki girls and EV on Steam happens this week.

>More dorks
Just what we need.

Are you referring to the Ikki girls or the people that may start coming here because of the Steam release?

Damn Saki and her Sakis

Trying to figure out how to get her body back from that degenerate and where the fuck Luka went.

That lucky Bebe.

I am considering it since its on sale
should I get Shinovi versus?

On sale on PC?

Yes it's okay.

good story?

Prepare for a storm of butthurt comments about Yumi and how she's taken over the franchise despite only being relevant in one game. It's good if you like Senrans.

Miyabi, isn't that a girl's name?

Goodmwhat the fuck it's nearly 4pm skeegee!

This is a pretty sharp contrast to my ex-morning person self. I guess I have the sleep schedule of a neet now.

...yes.

Expect burst's plot, a whole lot of nothing, east asian genocide and then a competent story that has literally been rendered non-canon by Yumi.

I haven't fapped to Minori in ages

Post lewds.

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Mi X Yo unleashes my inner fujoshi

Imai dick.

Murasaki is like a wonder lamp! Except for when you rub her she becomes warmer and takes a nap because she's getting comfy!

>Murasaki gets scared and runs away

I see your slut and raise you a crab

>implying murasaki could get away from something like this

I love to do this on Kagura.

During intense vanilla love making

>Murasaki starts running faster

Ikaruga after three kids

Time to bully senrans! Look at this dumb bitch everybody look at her and bully her!

I want to FUCK that milf

Don't bully Ryouna! It's mean and you'll hurt her feelings.

I'm going to tie her up and tickle her feet and tummy until she cries!

Henshin! Anti-Bully Rider!

Stop this bullying user, it's for your own good!

But Ikki girls and EV already happened nearly 3 years ago.

I want to impregnate Ikaruga's breast pussy.

Then I'm going to make her walk around naked in public while I have her on a leash!

>Asuka defeats Sayuri one on one in a canon story battle
>no one notices or says anything
>Yumi defeats an exhausted and bloody Jasmine who just finished fighting all of the other schools
>cries of Yumi favoritism

skg is stupid sometimes. It's like no one here actually plays the games/reads any of the dialog in story mode.

user no! You're bullying her too hard! Stop it!

And after the walk I'm going to make her lick my feet.

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