Mass Effect General - /meg/

Scrawny fragile fucks.
Death to lizards.

scott

PeeBee is cute! :3

>open your ass for Cora

I wish.

I want Jaal to introduce his large and friendly family to me!

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Dicksucking.
All of Andromeda is for human dicksucking.
Andromeda is our rightful property.
So is the Triangulum Galaxy.
In fact, so is the entire Laniakea Supercluster.

post links with skulls you giant fag

pirateproxy.cat/torrent/7092982/Mass.Effect.All.DLC-SiMON_(2xDVD5)

Well, they designed some really good suits of armour for Andromeda, at least.
That looks way better than the weird handlebar and the other useless thing on Mordin.

Good first post

youtube.com/watch?v=SSYu2pTF5V8

Jamal*

This makes Jack literally perfect.

Large mangellic cloud and sombrero galaxy as well

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That's very friendly and wholesome, user!

>No bigots allowed
What did he mean by this?????

Don't worry, Laniakea contains the nearest 100k galaxies.
And they are all for us.

pre ordered deluxe just for Jaal

Ah, you think Andromeda is your ally?

by the power of memes

>physical, psychological and genetic experiments

No way Jack hasn't got a giant anaconda. That's also the reason Miranda's father grew a new clone.

You misspelled terrible user.

ur a faget

>Jews in Space

Get the fuck out you mongoloid shill.

SFM will not be kind to her.

>he doesnt know

The observable universe is just a part of the plans for the greater Israel.

Just got to thinking about her armour. It looks very similar to the Archon's suit. D'ya think we get to reverse-engineer their tech?

>dat nose

SHEPARD!

>D'ya think we get to reverse-engineer their tech?
yes, it was confirmed long time ago

>Green like Kirrahe
Cool.

Hey guys just dropping in to remind you all to preorder so you don't miss out on the sweet exclusive bonuses!:^)

I wonder why.

Man, Mass Effect Andromeda really is turning out into a SJW shitfest that's dumbed down to the lowest common denominator. Can't assign weapons or armor to squadmates, the only white female squadmate will cuck you with the black guy if you romance her wrong, tons of graphical clipping and terrain glitches, some power combinations cause the game to crash if used in a certain sequence and shills defending all this shit either for cash from EA or out of brand loyalty.

>Eva Coré
>Jack Harper
>Cora Harper
>Cora's with Cerberus

You could bet money that Cora dominates Miranda with her dong, slapping her balls while gripping her throat.

60 eur is too much bro.

Punching.

then Hugging

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You can have any brew you want as long as it's Ryncol.

>the only white female squadmate will cuck you with the black guy if you romance her wrong
I will need some sources for this, senpai. Not that I wouldn't trust Bioware being this retarded.

Is there actually any preorder bonus worth having? Extra weapons and skins do not count.

Okay my peeps listen up. I already notified three popular SFM "artists" I have under my thumb to make SFM animations of Cora getting BLACKED when the models are ripped from the game. What should I let them put in the animation that will reveal it's /MEAG/ exclusive OC? Will also be taking some animation suggestions from the general to turn into SFM animations.

Jeesus, isn't that ugly? looks like something that autist who never had a women consider "beautiful"

There's a lot you can do to distinguish salarians.
Brown to orange to green skin colour. Changing the width of the head, the length of the head, the length of the horns, etc.

>tranny Scout

Her face looks badly proportioned user.

>eurofag
kek

Can someone give me the basic gestalt on when we're going to start seeing gameplay from reviewers this week?

Doesn't matter, leeterr won't do anything with her, no sense to live now.

Someone got dialogue transcripts from the scene. No one knows yet what you have to do to trigger this event. Most popular theory is you start to romance Cora then stop giving her attention so she turns to Liam because "a woman has needs"

there's character customization in MP? shiiiii

>This level of cuckery

Is that from the horrendous looking, autistic high school game? Life is Strange, that's it.

She looks like my sister

I despise my sister

Day after tomorrow

You have no idea...

>leeteer
I said popular artists not gutter trash that gets influenced by being called a racist.

It's not nice to bully your sister Scott.

Ah, thought I read something about Mission 1 on Monday etc.

That's not what I meant! I just meant in general, not in MP. Sorry for the confusion!

She looks like my wife. I only stay with my wife because I'm fucking her younger, hotter sister on the side.

Looks like Max from Life is Strange.

Max wasn't cute.

I command you to stop.

>that gets influenced by being called a racist

Wouldn't know about the HOT SFM DRAMA CLUB stuff, but he is good.

Oh hey, It's Immortan Joe's face mask except placed on her chest instead

>BLACKED
So essentially you have Kreamu on board.

Literally everyone looks like shit in that game. Absolutely disgusting graphics.

Leeterr is legit fucking great when he's motivated. He's done like two images in the past two weeks, right?

Just stick with the old squad.
Liara, Miranda and Femshep are GOAT:

Pretty much, even less animations. He only posts low-res "WIPs", and walls of text.

Just looking at her face makes me irrationally angry, shit voice too

>Femshep are GOAT
>projectile vomit.png

If I buy the game from GMG or cdkeys do I get pre-order bonus?

Which is funny considering his last image was accompanied by text saying he didn't want his tumblr to be literally JUST text. At least he's a little savvy. I wish there weren't so many people that wanted to fuck banter with him so badly so that he COULD get to an animation.

Yes

Holy shit it's up!

youtu.be/TqwnP42cKZg

you gay bro?

you're slow user

Wish I had a wife so I could be a cheating piece of shit, it would complete my textbook dirtbag character

I'm hoping--and I know they won't do it because they never fucking do it--but I'm hoping that once we go to customization that Sarah's face is a default preset that we're able to edit instead of having Sarah's face that can't be edited followed by Preset #1, Preset #2, Preset #3, etc.

I feel like with some minor tweaks she can really be presentable. I also get the notion that the ponytail is going to be the default "best" female hairstyle in the game because if he hair length goes past the fucking ears for a primary character it suddenly becomes problematic for BioWare for god knows what reason.

Asks the autist while jerking it to cave trolls.

What did they mean by this?

Is Tumblrware trying to scrub racist/speciest options from the game?

Already been posted.

And which one should I trust more? CDKeys saves me a couple of bucks, but I've done business with GMG before
Here's your complimentary Liara for helping me

You can't edit Scott and Sara.

I'd like to sit down with the art direction and modelling departments at Bioware for a long chat regarding what the fuck went wrong during the development of this game and why they thought this was acceptable, why did no one make sure it was fixed long ago? Why do the eyes look like something out of a cartoon?

Even with absence of the wholesome MT, I always check this picture. Neat.

Remember to record it if you get the chance.