Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

Ion Pistols when?

Post admins you like
Post admins you hate

fuck them and fuck their slow as balls underwater section even if the trial and the suspense underwater were very atmospheric and cool

how do you put yourself out when on fire?

When are we adding selkath race?

Resist

target head and click on self with fire extinguisher
REMEMBER TO TURN ON THE SAFETY OR YOU'LL HIT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF SPRAYING YOURSELF

I wish Rail would date me.

don't listen to this guy

what you have to do is put on a space blanket. this extinguishes the fire.

don't listen to these dumbasses

just drink some thermite instead

I want to spend an afternoon with Rail! I bet she would be nice to get to know !

Just get an atmos suit and you can pretty much walk around on fire forever.

Put your plasmaman suit back on.

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angelite

Do people still care about Angelite after the whole Lifeweb stuff?

explain

Angelite called Veeky Forums a mega shit and joined Lifeweb's community, even though not much later came back and started talking shit about Lifeweb instead

How 2 cure crippling loneliness with ss13

Whew

meet me in dorms at 12:25

no, meet ME in dorms at 12:20

>called Veeky Forums a mega shit
well we are

what's the residue resp damage after lung transplantation?

What do you expect from a super sperg who grooms underage boys

Meet me in the dorms at 12:22.

meet me dorms 12:05 cheap rates no vox

What do you expect from a nigger?

>Chase was underage, mentally unstable and lonely
>Angelite led him on for months and fucked him up more

>no vox
>posts an image of a japanese bird

ugh

meet me dorms 12:04 expensive rates
only male vox

Hi rin

Kinda fucked up if you think about it, Angelite knew something was wrong with him but went along until it was past the point of no return

I don't want erp, just be my friend

I could be Rin for you, but I'm not actually them

I hope you get bird flu

I already got bird fever, baby

Twinks are violently temperamental.

Oh sorry, Reica.

meet me in dorms 16:24

Angelite wasn't a twink, nobody that plays ss13 is. We're all fat and ugly

in that case bring metal and wood, we build

for you

I may be ugly but I'm not fat. Don't lump me in with your pathetic ass

k hon

Angelite was a fit black dude playing a black pipeslut

Who's the artist anyway?

>Angelite grooms chase
>Angelite moves to lifeweb (pedo game)

The evidence adds up

>pedo game
Pedophilia is punished IC though

Dunno, but the source is on doujins under the name RJ-chan Last Angel

I'm not gay

>not roleplaying as your true, unadulterated self.
instead of catbeasting waifus, we should make them irreversibly obese, male, and give them an unremovable neckbeard.

>punished IC
just like lube is punished "IC"
Try and stop me while everyone's on the floor

NEET virus symptom when?

Which waifus as the best butt

But Angelite was literally one of the smartest, friendliest players that has ever played here
Not every woman is a waifu, why punish players because NEET faggots drool over their character in game?

Angelite was friendly but not exactly smart.

Not everyone is friendly irl, roleplaying friendly is easy. Roleplaying a convincing human is hard.

Ashe Mallory

>Roleplaying a convincing human is hard.

>grey wearing a mustache
>"how do you do, fellow humans? how about that water? pretty refreshing, huh?

Skinning other players WHEN?

>skin catbeast and wear its skin
>ahelp if anyone starts robusting you

easiest bans of yer life

Forget skinning.
I wanna go scalping.

Angelite Entyshak is not a regular human, they're a fantasy of a weird adult man. Real humans are flawed as shit, Angelite was a Mary sue

Rina Visser

>collecting a necklace of neon haired waifu scalps
FUND IT

what's with this weird obsession with waifus?

They go peacocking with neon hair so it's a nice trophy

Which husbando has the best buttocks

They are litteraly twin sisters.

They are literally being played by the same fat hairy man

>Roll Scientist, gonna do RnD
>immediately dunked on by another traitor scientist at roundstart

>fluffy fris
>blitzikaze

Drop and roll

Rolling is a secret technique, however. Only granted to space ninjas

More like fatty Chris and bukkake am I right

you

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Veeky Forums is extremelly shit, always thinking they are the best community but they are just a bunch of memes. Lifeweb has better quality of life than this server.

Hi Randy bylat )))))))))

H-hot

>random capitalization
>telling you what to think about their voice
>telling you what to think about its looks
>not actually telling me anything other than its legs are attached to its body and that it has layered (like a beetle?) armour
2/10 would not erp with, come back when you have a dick module and can also write

Lifeweb is run by slavic drug-addict thieves

If your custom description doesn't share at least a fifth of the vocabulary of a Poe novel, I don't want your e-dick anywhere near my e-orifices.

I can talk about other servers that arent the shitfest that we are. Waifufaggotry, metabuddies, memes IC, zero rp

lifeweb isn't an ss13 server though bucko

>Poe
>Novel
>Vocabulary

who the fuck were you reading nigger?

Unironically agreed, I need to have to spend more time reading your description than actually typefucking to get my rocks off

please, by all means, name us some

>CE

>it was rev the whole time

My favorite common uncommon words to find in custom descriptions are "orbs" and "globes".

Special thanks to the mime, who held the line long enough to power up the emitter and fight back the blob nodes