Sup Veeky Forums my friend has just bought a Nissan Juke which lead me to wonder which is the ultimate Cuckmobile

Sup Veeky Forums my friend has just bought a Nissan Juke which lead me to wonder which is the ultimate Cuckmobile.

Which auto do you think is the cuckest of them all

anything with an internal combustion engine.

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Anything with a six figure pricetag and less range than a $15k shitbox.

Any manufacturer with identical models that require a software package to unlock performance.

>Any manufacturer with identical models that require a software package to unlock performance.
kek does the elongated muskrat really do this?

pretty much this

luddites will continue to cry about how the ICE engine is better because it's loud though, despite electric offering far superior power delivery with less maintenance

>inb4 triggered flintstones

I feel like this car would have been fine if they removed the odd headlights and made the interior less gay.

>0-60 is 2.2 seconds
reminder that ice shit cannot achieve this number.

To "unlock" ludacris mode you need to pay $15k for a line of code.

Plenty of modified street cars do it a lot faster than that not to mention 2 or 3 second faster 1/4 mile times. But you're a production cuck right?