/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

shrine cooldown
rosh respawn beyond 2 mins

5 min delay doturds hence lulbas post game tweets

all qualifier streams were on 5 minutes delay, so there's not much to snipe

do you want to see the casters blocking your view of part of the screen so you can witness them meme in real time

>has the LOWEST WINRATE IN THE GAME in 5k+
>PICK HIM AS YOUR POSITION 1 CARRY

How does Swindlezz do it?

>getting hype for tier 2 doto
When do the GOOD teams play?

he really should get blademail

you could still gain some advantage by seeing what the other team was doing then

its not a very big one but im surprised they dont have any rules against it

man im crying wtf i love brazilians now

streamable.com/o2c3b

you won't because meepo is hard to play without scripts

you can also get a general overview of how the game is going, how well the cores are farming, how well the supports are doing, and exact buy back timings, whether there are any big jungle stacks

1st for Mason

Do you guys play in the dark? I have no spacial awareness and I miss skills if I don't have a light on

>get crushed by NP when you run Bristleback
>decide to pick it again against Onyx

Do you think he talked with his team during the draft? Why didn't any of them speak up when he wanted to pick it?

Did we just go throu 3 threads in one day?

Why one dude shirtless?

I do, i dont like the feeling of playing with lights on because it feels like i am outside or something, weird feeling

>rules against it
PGL would have to have someone at every bootcamp, not feasible

youtube.com/watch?v=BiA6DrcOa_A

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

>Control groups and poofing is hard
Fuck even a retard can tab poof

CCnC is a Christian? Friggin based.

just like our boys winning 3 bo3s in 1 day

because it's always hot in brazil, wtf

and he's the position 5 ward bitch, he's probably their bitch at night too

Brazilians are subhuman

>whenever I turn dota_chat_mute_everyone off I feel an overwhelming urge to fuck with my teammates
>whenever I leave it on I perform worse because I can't communicate

what do

dude are you 1k

Yes micro with multiple units is hard. This is one of the reasons why RTS games are dead and these games are big (games where you control ONE unit with a few abilities). It's also why meepo is only banned vs a few pro's and not many.

what's the time limit

>isometric exercises

I have no idea because I'm not a faggot.

First Bernie Sanders, then Jackie MaoReddit eternally BTFO

also

>no youre not

swindelz is such a fucking bitch

>Go from second place TI to CoL

Suicide when?

>Repeating the same joke twice
Jesus fuck you Autist, here's your (you)

I'm sure complexity gave him a fat paycheck.

didnt he play offlane before on dc? why did he move to carry?

>mason gets carried by arteezy on eg
>mason gets carried by abed

>people think mason is good for some reason

mason is white therefore he is garbage at dota and at life

does that mute pings too?

we're all watching mooncuck stream.

now that the dust have been settled can we agree that
NA >>>>>> EU=Chinks >>>>>> shit >>>>>>>> SEA >>>>>> your life >>>>>>> SA
bias for NA because Jacky lmao and Jimmy

Because CoL couldn't find any good carry and on DC he was always babysat in the offlane to ensure he had enough farm.

Swindlezz sucks at everything, so they made him carry

>non-whites
>Human

Based "going to die from a heroin overdose before 40" bro

Onyx is our guys at the major.

whoa no need for racism

Sunbhie ?

>Meepo gets banned every game
>they get last place

Can't wait.

-1

he is loda tier
kill his mom

last place is reserved for the SA team

@170959250
low level bait m8

>this bts guy shitting on pvgna and jenkins
based

>everyone went to sleep
ded

...

based rob

>autistic animeshitters upset at based brazilians because eternalautism couldn't qualify

get fucked autists, you're never getting 2 qualifiers spots ever again AHAHAHAHAH

implying everyone didnt lose power cause of the snow negro

now that esports is over, will this thread last until DAC?

and on top of that
on
the
top
of
that
puppey qualified

HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

still laughing that the eternal weeaboo failed to beat a t3 teams and even qualify

>that one white dude on your team that picks rubick and buys aether lens, wastes 1000 gold on sentries that don't find anything, flames 2 team mates for speaking spanish on the US east server, doesn't try for any kills in the first 10 minutes of the match, asks the teams carry why he doesn't have a "manta style", constantly places defensive wards, has smokes in backpack that are never used, gets a blink dagger 35 minutes into the game, has a

>lacoste perfect mate is 2 feet tall

wtf pedo

u forget forev

*blocks your path*

wait hol up when is Kiev? Isnt DAC like around the corner?

you shouldnt be speaking spanish on us east server, it's fucking annoying

holy shit this girl on BTS is annoying as fuck
i'm turning this off

i like moonduck casters because its easy to tell when theyre trying to be funny since they start talking like gyrocopter

dont be mean to shannon

HELLO???

who even is cncc

like the end of april

hey

post more shannon

is this really anneedroid?

>hair is similar
>big chubby tits
>fat

it could be I suppose

add 30kg, then yes

No. stop forcing this meme
the girl in the webm maybe fat but not fat as mommy milk

anyone else feel bad for ixmike? this could have been his year...

He got far this major, maybe next major.

congrats you got me to watch a disgusting fat retard fondle his/her tits for a minute.

I would feel bad for him if he was actually good

I do want to see him play again, though

...

The absolute state of /gif/ now, hadn't been so far this year. They have to have /hetero/ treads to post normal porn, everything else is /b/ tier

this girl is so annoying

fuck i hate women

i wish i was gay id never deal with a girlagain just suck dicks all the with the boys

take the trap pill user

>those shoulders

W E W

you think those are broad? must have little slight bitch shoulders

BASED LACOSTE

>womens comedy

MUH VAGINA, GIRLS ARE FUNNY NOW GET OVER IT

>support buys tons of dust, sentries, even a gem
>buys 3 obs the entire game
>after I remind him for the 10th time I've bought more wards than he has, as the carry
What the absolute fuck