A chevy cargo van has been parked infront of my house for 3 days

A chevy cargo van has been parked infront of my house for 3 days.

Two dudes never got out and it's been sitting there.

What should I do?

Pick up your phone, walk to the window, and start talking about filming child pornography. If your door gets kicked in, you'll know who it is.

Jump in the back and let them fuck you.

Maybe some vanlife loser

you're about to get some flowers delivered

I checked my cameras they didn't get out of the car. It's brand new and you cants see in.

Plate number is:
53722b2

I need serious advice

Looks like the party van found you.

Are you that old lady who calls the police for everything?

Okay. Let's go through this.

1) Are they on your property?

If yes, call the police and have them removed.

2) Do you feel threatened by them?

Man up grab a gun and confront them or call the cops. Have you looked up any funky shit? Could be v&

Depending on your state, you can get fucked if you go out to confront someone with a gun.