A chevy cargo van has been parked infront of my house for 3 days

I get the vibe that it's FBI or some shit

Pics?

>confront someone with a gun
don't do this, this is against hte law literally everywhere

>that many numbers with little letters
government or commercial (will be labelled if the latter)

Source on this please?

Nothing on it. It's brand new. Back windows have some kind of drapes covering it. Front window is covered with one of those silver sun cover things.

I live in a nice neighborhood. It's not some bum.

I'll try to take a pic soon. I'll be home in 20 min max

If they're on your property, wait for them to act shifty around the waistband. That warrants 17 to the chest. Least that's how it is in FL.

Are you in Europe? If so, he's wrong.

what state do you live in? does the lettering order look anything like other cars? if not it's a specialty plate for some reason.

No you've got it backwards. He needs to get like five of his friends, get up in that van and start raping everyone in sight. Don't stop until there's literally fecal matter and tears on the floor. Welcome to the neighborhood, cocksuckers!

I'm stuck in Illinois right now and if you go out to confront someone and are forced to use your firearm, or if someone's acting crazy, but isn't posing an imminent threat to your life and you confront them with a firearm, YOU are the aggressor and you will get fucked.

I'm not going to confront anyone.

Here is a pic of the van. I live in CA and his plates are CA

Why don't you just call the non-emergency police number and ask if they can send someone to check it out?

>vibe that it's FBI or some shit
FBI uses shitty Minivans and SUVs for surveillance.
>I live in a nice neighborhood. It's not some bum.
Ask neighbors. It could be someone’s business van they got. I seriously doubt 2 guys have been sweating, eating, breathing and shitting in a van for two days straight. If your neighbors don't know then just knock on the back doors and give the van a jiggle by applying body weight to the bumper. If no one responds report it to the non emergency line.

OH NO MAN
ITS THE CARB POLICE
THEYRE RUNNING A CHECK ON YOUR TEST PIPE

This, or just knock on the van at a reasonable hour and calmly ask whats going on, don't get angry and don't spook them, they should understand that you have every right to be curious.

Okay so I watched the footage and the car shows up 3 days ago.

>rolls up the street
>does a u turn and ends up where u see it
>5 min later throws up windshield sun thing
>watch for 40 min and nobody gets out.
>skip throughout the day too see if it moves.
>next night 1 ish a car pulls up behind it
>van turns on
>moves forward maybe 2 feet (making room for car behind it?)
>turns off
>this morning a benz pulls up next to the car that parked behind it.
>drops some dude off and he leaves
>van still there

christ white people are nosy as fucking

forgot to mention. The side of the van (white part where windows typically are) you can see though when ur inside the van.

I drove by it and saw through the driver window to the back passenger side window. Its a one way

I thought about telling you to flatten one of the tires and then reminded myself of the time I flattened one of my neighbor's tires for parking in my spot when it turned out I was just really high and incorrectly assumed they did

OP this is giving me the spooks

call the cops

>knock on the van
>OP is pulled into van by several human traffickers
>OP never seen again

>order pizza
>Have it delivered to said van with message.

>implying OP or any of us is good enough for the sex slave trade

>OP's mouth repeatedly fucked by angry men in ski masks until they get bored and drop him off at a truck stop

Damn OP
WHAT DID YOU DO?

we'll find out soon, the mob boss/ Field agent lead is on site

Pics or this is larping bullshit

I was referring to
>this morning a benz pulls up next to the car that parked behind it.
>drops some dude off and he leaves
>van still there

made me kek real hard

so, did the G Men nab OP?

No im still here

Van is still here.

Gubberment here.

Just a general heads up, we don't use vans for surveillance, and if we did we wouldn't just park one there for fucking days with people inside, we'll rotate through half a dozen different vehicles and agents over a single 24 hour period.

If you think they're listening in you should blast Touhou eurobeat for them to help pass the time.

How do you know they didn't get out from the other side if you can't see it with your camera?

you won't fool me with your vapetrails

If they were to use the back doors or side door I would have seen them get out once they started walking away from the van

Its the partyvan, they are having a party with lolis

threads sure are fun.

Hey, I take lots of dick, I'd be a great sex slave
t. Femboy twink

>inb4 they bait OP with Bob Seger and a case of Bud Light

>>>/xo/

Jesus. Call 911 and report a suspicious vehicle.

I do this like twice a month when some fucking drunk fuck parks his car like shit on my block.

OP hasnt answered the burning question. Why is he spooked? OP is pedo or dealing??

You can't shoot unless they're attempting to enter a domicile, however you can "threaten" deadly force

I used to be a delivery driver, I'm lucky I'm not dead

With a van like that, it's probably surveillance. Since you noted other cars appearing and swapping people to the van, that means it's some sort of organized surveillance. You should report it as a suspicious vehicle to your local police. It could be a private investigator firm too. Chances of it being run by organized crime are unknown to me since I can only speculate.

But certainly, anytime you have a vehicle parked with people in it and the people are regularly swapped out by other cars driving up to it, well, that means it is surveillance. Of who? Maybe they are watching you and listening to bugs in your house? They need to be close enough to listen in due to short range of passively-powered bugs.

OP is gonna git good

>What should I do?
It is technically legal in my city to have a directional light at your home aimed streetside. As long as it is not aimed at another house, you can spotlight a vehicle.

Time for you to google that van. And you can check the plates at various places like rate-driver.com

This is my fetish.

>infront of my house for 3 days
In the daytime, you can look over the front grille and see if there are any cameras mounted there aimed at any particular direction.

If you cannot see in, then their window tint is illegal. You should report to the police that fact as part of the suspiciousness of the van.

Anyways, if they are on your grass, time for you to ahem, water your lawn.

>A chevy cargo van has been parked infront of my house for 3 days.
Maybe it's waiting for someone to leave their house. As soon as that happens, people will come out of the van to enter the house and bug it. Then they can listen to the short range bugs from their van.

Definitely suspicious especially the time of night.
It's clearly not abandoned when people are getting in and out of it to other cars at suspicious times of night.

Any ideas as to who is being watched by Big Brother?

>???

>christ white people are nosy as fucking
It's not a normal van. Sections of white sides of the van are concealed one-way windows.

You can't do anything to that van if it's FBI doing investigation. They will cite you for interference with an ongoing investigation even if you jokingly tape a sheet of paper to the side of the van labeled "FBI" or "POLICE".

Just call the damn police on a suspicious vehicle. If you hesitate to do so for so long there obviously is a reason why you don't want to. aka you're cooking meth or something

Time for OP to check if his keyboard is bugged.

park your car right infront or behind it and see if anything happens

Sounds like urban campers or homeless people.
Its a nuisance but probably nothing to worry about.
>It's an older ford econoline so I doubt it's anything else.
>cops wouldn't mount the plate like a faggot

Call the cops.

What are your street parking restrictions? Most places have a restriction on how long a car can be consistently parked on the street within an X hour period within Y distance of the last place it parked. Check your bylaws, call bylaw accordingly. If the van doesn't move, isn't told to move, etc, then it's likely a government or otherwise authorized vehicle.

Report as anonymously as you can (payphone, friend's phone who doesn't live near you) so that if it is a surveillance van, they don't know who it is, would have to assume it's the person they're surveillance-ing, and leave anyways.

We had a guy parked in front of my house for hours. Very unusual so we asked the cops to check it out. He was a private investigator watching the house across the street as part of a divorce case.

You have two choices. First, call the cops and have them check it out. Second, go up to the van and offer to empty their piss jugs for them.

how sad is your life?

Probably a hired gun for an insurance fraud investigation... they need proof - who ever can walk, or lift thing, etc.. vrs their recently paid claim. I bet there is construction nearby, maybe. My 2 cents.

im sorry but why don't you go up to it, knock and ask what the h*ck is going on

if you seem like a weirdo just say you have cameras and take neighborhood security very seriously

take lots of pictures of it and call the cops for loitering/public squatting

also there are nsa shills inside monitoring 100% of your digital activity before they kidnap you

park near van
hit it gently with your car
call cops inb4 good citizen to inform owner
get rid of fbi cucks

Call parking enforcement if it is illegal in your city to be in a public parking spot for more than 24/48/72 hours w/o moving.

If OP isn't dead by now then his life isn't in danger. It's either squatters, a private investigator, or an official authority. Just knock on the door you fucking pussy.

>hit it gently with your car
Hell no, don't do that. If they turn out to be FBI, they now have a way to legally blackmail you for cooperation. In return for not pressing charges for interference, you agree to house them in your house while they surveil the target from your house. At that point, you are totally stuck with them and because you signed the paperwork, you basically have surrendered all your rights and agreed to some horrible imprisonment if you spill the beans.

Plot twist: They are harvesting our IP addresses.

Fuck

Them's good eatin'

do a burnout infront of it, have a shopping cart roll into it or put C4 in an RC and destroy as many Vans in the next Two minutes

>A chevy cargo van has been parked infront of my house for 3 days.
That surveillance would have low success rate in my neighborhood. While people like getting rid of crime, many households here hate big brother just as much and how it reduces our freedoms with invasion of privacy. We have an HOA and many of the houses are on our own fairly active private forum site. It's secure with the use of HTTPS and we have many frank discussions on it.

Some sneaky van would certainly be mentioned in our threads. The people being surveilled might find out if they are active participants on our site. Since we ban all streetside parking, they would have to surveil from being parked in someone's driveway. The FBI can override our rules by court order (and they would get it as they have pet judges that basically say yes to all their requests), but then they would stick out like a sore thumb by being the only street side parker not to mention everyone would be damanding they'd be towed immediately.

If that white van was in front of my house, I'd be pissed off. The only way it could survive is if our Board of Directors approved the van to park streetside. It also would agree to not enforce the "no living in a car" rules and the "no stalking" rules that keep people from spying on each other. For example, I can't put up an infrared laser audio eavesdropper to constantly watch my neighbor's bedroom window. Ooh la laa.

Not everyone would be pissed because we have a few households with "Big Brother is Good For Everyone" mentality. But some people on our forums would contact all the households within 200 feet of that van to make sure that 100% knew there was a suspicious van possibly spying on someone.

>instead of knocking on the van and having a civil discussion explaining your concerns like a reasonable fucking human being you send the government
white people.....

Where do you live? I want to move there, sounds comfy.

>What should I do?
If you have alleyways, check to see if there is surveillance of alleyways too. If it is someone else's alley, then it's a house on that side being watched. If it's your alley, then one of the houses on your side of the street are being watched.

I would pretend not to know it is some spying van. I'd print out some sheets of paper with big boldface words able to be seen from a distance and tape them to the sides of the car, truck, or van. It would say "WHO'S CAR IS THIS?". That is completely legit to do and you cannot get charged for interference with an investigation as the police or FBI had not contacted you beforehand.

That's a ford van, not a Chevy van. And its not new. Not by a long shot. Its at least a few years old as ford stopped making full size vans.

You don't treat potential criminals like that. You use extreme caution and DO NOT APPROACH.

>potential criminals

>What should I do?
OP, check your car for a tracking device. Look underneath the rear end. If you see something attached by magnet, then that is a GPS tracker. If you have a GM car, then you have Onstar and can be tracked that way, so the FBI or police don't need to attach another device.

you and everyone you live around is fucked in the head.

What the fuck kind of plebeian simple Sam full retard would live amongst such obviously liberal scumbag Jew lovers?

I'm thinking this as well
OP anybody in your house file an insurance claim?

>this thread

If it really is a surveillance van and wanted to watch you they wouldn't park right infront of your house and stick out like a sore thumb, if they're watching anyone its someone down the street a few houses

>scumbag Jew lovers
Those are the ones that worship corporations and big brother. Both work hand in hand to support data collection (surveillance) over the little guy.

Phone the police and say there's a suspected terrorist bomb.

Share all your cp with us, you're already fucked anyway op.

Or do donuts in front of them while blasting eurobeat in a Miata