/twg/ - Total War General

>top 10 anime betrayals.jpg

Never, so we can forget that movie existed

WE IZ BETTER THAN THEM

Hopefully never. The movies were garbage

>best scene in the movie
>it's a deleted scene

but it'd be so epic

>Jumping in front of pikes.
Uuuuuuuuuuh

>brace spears against a charge
>glory seeking fools jump over the lines and into the charge; putting the spears into their backs
elves are dumbasses

yeah hella epic man XD

It is now March. Athel Loren grows restive, casting aside the austere serenity of Gaurach-Dúin. The boughs and brambles tremble, and through the glades and hollows the spites whisper of Spring.

The Eternal Queen, recumbent in her pleasure, awaits the attentions of her rejuvenated Consort-King. The first outriding of the cycle yields rich game, youths flush with the iridescent bloom of pox and prepubescence. Cherry blossoms flutter their brief glories across the Eternal Realm. And still more. The fey giggle of a return, a recovery of what was once lost. The sacred trustees, deputized by their Queen to carry out the vulgar realities of reign, are poised to return from the Dreaming Wood.

Sisters of Twilight Soon.

ROLLAN!

Oh for the love of Christ...

HOW SHIT CAN YOU GET?

Fuck that WHERE ARE THE TOMB KANGS?

ahh the great outdoors

>Sisters of Twilight Soon.
keking with the force of a thousand suns

m8 this is just fucking uncalled for.

>tfw their roster is going to be gutted on release

no way are we gettin all them cool sand monstars

Gobbos rule.

Rollie olie.

Probably. Tomb Kings have a rather large list of units.

Warriors of Chaos take the cake however, their army book is just filled to the brim with unit options. They could release at least 3 unit packs for them.

How exactly can they support 5, 20 unit stacks with only 1 settlement?

I wonder what theyll do about the casket of souls. From what I remember it couldnt be moved? and also anyone with line of sight to it was attacked by ghosties?

probably just exclude it

SIGMARINES
TODAY THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOR

FUCK BRET INFANTRY GOD DAMN IT

user what are you expecting they are supposed to be trash.

It sucks ass that Warhammer doesn't have the destruction mechanics of Attila. I want to use my hellcanons to burn the city down before I assualt the walls.

Looks like they own Magritta as well, don't they? It's like Miragliano and Marienburg; cash cows that give a ton of dosh.

Not foot squires

Stop playing fantasy

Foot Squires are acceptable, they're also outnumbered there 3:1.

"Rejoice! For a Knight of Bretonnia provides your shield" translates to "USE HEAVY CAV TO WIN BATTLES YOUR INFANTRY IS TRASH"

...

epic... epic for then win!

But they're a higher-tier unit, the points cost of the battle is equal

Surtha Ek on the prowl

new historical tw game when?

Yes, you pay a higher price for an infantry unit that will be able to hold the line for a bit longer, so your cavalry can still do all the work.

you are an idiot, I don't even know if I should bother explaining to you why

SUMMON HIGH LORDS
I AM PRIMARCH AND LORD COMMANDER

>this high tier, armoured and anti-infantry unit SHOULD lose against goblin spearmen because they're MEANT to lose

Just because a unit might be more useful in a certain role (anvil) doesn't mean it should be completely outclassed by any and all infantry

What the fuck are these cunts up to?

It's clearly not outclassed. Foot Squires quite obviously destroy Goblins just by looking at those casualties.

But you know, dudes get tired from swinging their swords, and it's pretty fucking hard for 720 men to cut through 2280 goblins.

Maybe if some of those dudes were riding armored horses and using lances they could cause mass casualties on a charge and win a battle right there.

Every day I am reminded that I miss Rejoicefag.

They send stacks your way to fuck you up early. They can sometimes be distracted by other enemies along the way which is good.

Rejoice! cuz da boss got yoos a 'elmet

But muh peasant's crusade is hopeless now, if I can't beat gobbos then I can't beat shit

Rock the boat!

Lizardmen are the best!

>A crusade without Crusaders

user a stack of peasants isn't a crusade it's a fucking migration.

QUICKLY NOW /twg/, WHAT'S YOUR 3 FAVOURITE (SUB-)FACTIONS IN TWW?

warhammer campaign fun rankings for a first playthrough: orcs > brets > wood elves > empire > vc > chaos

after the first playthrough:
wood elves > brets > empire > vc > orcs > chaos

Welves, Crooked Moon, Beastmen

P e a s a n t ' s C r u s a d e

>besiege Drakenhof
>end turn
>Manny sallies forth
>fight a phyrric victory
>templehofs turn
>straight up walks into Drakenhof and takes it before my eyes
>even tho I was besieging it
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME CA
EJATHR JGBVHJGBHUY JBHNK M

It's not a crusade without Knights, it's a riot. You can call it a Peasant's Uprising or Peasant's Rebellion but a crusade takes Knights.

VLAD, SKARSNIK, Beastcock

nigger, 2 weak units will almost always beat 1 strong unit in tw games, and in your case there are more than 2 per one, its because of morale shocks due to being outnumbered, being tired, being flanked and being attacked in the rear, combine that with the fact that being attacked in the rear removes all melee defense from the equation and you can see why a full stack of gobbos can beat a significantly lower number of men at arms

its hopeless because you are a shitter that doesn't understand game mechanics, not because its not possible to fuck shit up with pure peasant armies

I swear to FUCK if chakax isn't one of the first lords, heads will roll.

OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED

using any mods?

WHY THE FUCK DOES SALLYING FORTH BREAK THE SIEGE
THIS SORTA SHIT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE PREVIOUS GAMES

>It's not a crusade without Knights

Chakax isn't even a Lord. I can guarantee you the three LL's will be

>Mazdamundi
>Kroq-Gar
>Tehenhauin

And it's still not happening in TWW

this ?

none

GOBBOS RULE
SPIDERS IS BETTER THAN HORSES ANYWAY

Actually, it's not a Crusade without the Pope.

>And it's still not happening in TWW
pretty fucking sure its happening, as in happened fucking eight minutes ago

>G O B B O S
>R
>E
>E
>N
>E
>S
>T

IT'S NOT A CRUSADE WITHOUT KNIGHTS HE SAYS

I'LL SHOW YOU A CRUSADE WITHOUT KNIGHTS, ON LEGENDARY EVEN

Skarsnik is my absolute favorite.
Durthu is my second favorite.
Since I loved Vlad so much when he was part of the Vampire Counts, it is reasonable to say that Vlad would be my third favorite.

Yeah they ran by me and kept going north to get up in Skarsnik's grill

they all died

G-GOBBOS?

I don't care, they havn't added a single hero unit that is from the table top (named) so why would they start?

DEUS VULT

Post what turn # you lose on

>Kroq-Gar

Yes, it is very important that we get a Legendary Lord who rides a motherfucking T-Rex and shoots bolts of pure energy out of his hand.

Praise be to Sotek.

Thank you, but it's just not the same.

I believe in you user.

RIP in peace disgusting peasants

blessing of the lady

WE'Z SURROUNDED BOSS!
GOOD, NOW WE'Z CAN STAB EVERYWHERE

>shoots bolts of enery out of his hand
Kroq-Gar? More like Goq-Ku

I would see them as wanting a Legendary Lord for each race of the Lizardmen, and Mazdamundi, Kroq-Gar and Tehenhauin are the best examples, have the best stories, ect.

Maybe, hopefully there will be Chakax in a later update but even then it's more likely Gor-Rok will be added before him.

Gobbos truly are beautiful

But chakax is the coolest looking, reeeeeeeeeeee.

fink u mean Gorks will ya git

Heck, Tetto-Eko probably has an even better chance of being added in than Chakax.

While Chakax is one of my favorite characters, he's a very obscure character in the Lizardman lore, barely saw any tabletop play due to his insane cost, and didn't even show up in End Times.

Mork > Gork

>that waist
>in power armour
terrible art

u'z ryte, da mouf jus means gork eaten mork

STUPID
DUMB
MERCHANT
SCUM