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What is it about cars that draws out accusations of homosexuality or small penises in people?

>drive a miata? gay!
>drive a convertible? gay!
>drive a v6 mustang? gay!
>drive a hummer? small penis!
>drive a fast sports car? small penis!
>drive a lifted truck? small penis?

I swear, no other hobby has this problem anywhere near as bad.

>have something that I can't afford? compensating!

It's because people who enjoy cars are usually dumb

Because people still think that everything is some archaic Freudian metaphor for a penis or that you aren't happy so you bought a big car or a gun because you're insecure, not because you actually like them or enjoy them, but because you HAVE to be compensating for something you lack.

People hate Freud except when it's convenient.

its not just cars

>Freudian metaphor for a penis or that you aren't happy
So trying to improve your life in any way means you have a small penis?

Are NEETs the largest people around?

>deep down, white people know they're inferior
rotflmao

According to people who believe Freudian development

Or rather, people who believe it when it's convenient to use as an insult, despite their own projections of insecurity, another Freudian principle.

Talcum X is our generation's greatest hero

In my country, it's often assumed that the bigger the car, the smaller the penis is.

Most of the times it comes from poorfags, or tumbleristas.

Shapiro is a jew, a cuck, and a manlet, but that response will never not be absolutely perfect.

>I swear, no other hobby has this problem anywhere near as bad.
Except for /sp/ - small penis.

Sour grapes, ignorance, and/or trying to justify why they don't have a nice car.

Not exactly gay, but at first I thought that Mustang owners (quite a rare car in Yurop) had a fancy car they didn't knew how to drive, therefor worse than gays.

Now thanks to Veeky Forums I know that they can't learn to drive it since it's shit, even the designated racing series. It makes it even more fun, and I always offer them my biggest smile, the likes of which you offer to a retarded kid.

t. touches retarded kids

>>drive a miata? gay!
this one is true
>>drive a v6 mustang? gay!
this one is true but could also be a girl's car

And you liked it

>tfw driving a subcompact because heug dick

t. has never driven a Miata.

drivers hate other drivers

>tfw 7" dick and saving up for one of the most stereotypical gay/girl cars

There can only be one.

Sad!

How much can you take bby?