/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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Sawbones

>why you gotta fuck the monkey, man?

Emilia

I love emilia

Emilia is a slut, the most unpure waifu ever.

Purityfags are the worst

worst shitter on the server, it's not even close

only reason they aren't banned is because they're part of the metaclub

I try to have him permabrigged by 12:30 station time

it's hard though, because if you have a waifushitter like Rin in sec as well, they make it harder for you to throw the book at Emilia

the players are part of the game, we're not really off-topic.

>it's hard though, because if you have a waifushitter like Rin in sec as well, they make it harder for you to throw the book at Emilia
Rina is the worst for this

how the fuck can someone access the station intercom when they're cuffed and two tiles away?

A secret command

Rin, not Rina

Objects on walls aren't really on the walls. They're on the ground on the tile in front of them and the sprite is shifted onto them. That answers half of your question, but the other half is a secret. I know, but Rina is worse.

by being an oldfag and knowing neat tricks

How so? He usually always finds a way to increase anybody their sentence. Isolated gloves? Thats +3 Buddy. Talking back? Thats resisting arrest. :s Cap can i execute him.

He only does that for non-waifus. If you're his metafriend you're getting off scott free.

I need a fem vox x me fanfic
Write one now

Emilia a cute, A CUTE!

thanks guys, so the command automatically turns the intercom on and let's you speak through it?

out of all player you met, which one is the most autistic one?

i have to go with morena

reminds me of sausage on the robot chat. constantly trying to find an excuse to kill people. worst being completely out of nowhere just asking the AI if we're gonna kill all non-humans for absolutely no reason at all

xevonix
It's really apparent on the discord

Every main xenoarch.

why am i autistic user

There was a guy who kept playing caption with a vox name except he was human. Was absolutely retarded and I ended up having to keep playing hop just to make sure he didn't ruin rounds

I'm diagnosed with autism so I think I have most everyone beat.
Although what my psychologist told me autism is and what the internet thinks it is do not appear to be the same thing

thats a pretty autistic thing to say user. but dont worry user, we're all here for you

What item does a flamethrower need as a magazine?

plasma tank

This is on the wiki.

>magazine

Fine.
What clip does the flamethrower use?

>clip

munition source

I'm going to contribute this to the wiki

FUEL SOURCE AAAGH

It's already there, man

whoa
I'm fast
not even sanic is fast enough to do things before he knows he's done them

Its :i before speaking. You can do this with bounced radios that are in the hand as well with :r :l for right and left hand. Stop hiding gameplay mechanics from people yah cunts.

Emilia needs to eat a ban

I swear to god the command for bounced radios is broken because I try that shit all the time and it never works.

what is the difference between the 2 Veeky Forumsstation servers?

I've gone from feeling completely useless in everything, to moderately useful in Science, so I'm happy about that. It's a good fleeing.

How did a single vampire round turn into Xenomorph apocalypse?

Why do Rin and Emilia get away with the shit they do

when the last vampire dies, why does it become vampstended instead of just ending the round like "the crew have defeated the evil vampires?"

This was a good round to be bartender.

>tfw killed a xeno by breaking a bottle over its head

average population count. No other diffrence

because extended
because adminbus is some fuggin boolsheet

In four years of spess I had never even put anything in a microwave
Then, starting in November-December-ish, I started playing trader and chef.
Now I actually feel really competent, I can make 10 food items of any type and mass-produce half of everything in Food and Drinks
growing at a skill is satisfying especially when people notice and give you praise

Because more often than not, vampires objectives would include getting away on the shuttle.
If people realize that it was vamp, the vampire would theoretically never win because what reason would people have to call the shuttle?

because nobody ahelps it when they do it.
a lot of it is IC stuff but it happens so often it has to come in as a rule 7 or something at some point.

milkwalkers when

>people praise what is glorified maths

wow.

>He only does that for non-waifus.
Nice fake news nigger, give me one example where i gave a waifu a lower or no sentence at all.

It takes some autism to arm up a sufficiently powerful botany, prep all the ingredients, and stay organized, and do it in record time
Anyone can make a poutine ocean with enough time and resources, but I'd like to think I can do it 25 minutes from roundstart with the right conditions, y'know?

Because that would be dumb

Make him attack anybody that is human but isn't considered white.

Zealtron

Pomf123

doesn't it happen when all the antags die in other gamemodes?

>my psychologist told me
Probably bullshit I don't even care what it is
>needing a "doctor" to whine to about how hard life is

pick a name, any name

I'm not that user, but Isn't that a double bind? Ridiculing people who self diagnose some mental eccentricity is fair game, and so is ridiculing people who trust the authority of psychology. This basically leaves territory open to ridicule anyone who says that they have autism, which is pretty funny seeing how much we use that as an insult here.

christ they really were all there
fucking Probe letting these assfaggots become admins too

nevill was a good boy, leave him alone
the rest could stay gone forever though.

Therapists are just college trained shoulder's to cry on
If you have more issues they dope you up or lock you away. And they do that more than they should because being a paid cry-shoulder sounds terrible

Psst, this is why they do that, so that they can mock someone no matter what.

>professional doctor who's got a decade of schooling under his belt
>I, a shitposter on Veeky Forums's space station 13 autism simulator general, surely know more about the human mind and condition

>good boy runs around shooting welder tanks, logs off when bwoinked and then tries to ban evade next round

Therapy and Psychology are two separate things, mate.

Please stop making sense. Thank you.

he wanted to get put into the gay baby jail, it worked.

shitmin test
>grab a welder and turn it on
>find a welding fuel tank and drag it around
>just keep dragging and running
>if you get bwoinked just for that it's a shitmin

>Souhei will never bully you and call your pull requests reddit trash

I think that you're mixing up Therapy, Psychology, and Psychiatry into one big slurry when in reality, they are far more discrete entities.

No. Why would it? Game's not about killing the antagonists.

shitplayer test
>grab a balloon
>Find a PDA and drag it around
>just keep dragging and running
>if you get robusted just for that it's a shitplayer

The game insta-ends if the malf ai dies in the malf ai gamemode, or at least it has recently in one of my games

it's just a balloon

fuk NT

Are nanotrasen the good guys?

Yes.
>This message was sponsored by Nanotransen.

You are not the protagonist!

What do they do?

The Syndicate is compromised of companies and governments who were fucked by NT.
Syndies are the good guys.

yes I am shut up do you not see my neon anime hair?

So? That's not "all the antags".