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Orisa today?!?!
Accompanying OP picture theme:
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euthanize shipfags
Tracer is cute and I love her!
I like Efi
>Most susceptible to rape
1. Pharah - her hardass masculine military pride would not survive contact with a good dicking, it would utterly destroy her image and self-esteem, also, she is Muslim and would have to be honor-killed
2. Symmetra - she is an autist and would probably react badly to a dirty dick being shoved into her curryhole. Also will get honor-killed as a poo in loo
3. Tracer - is a carpet muncher so cock will traumatize her, hopefully it breaks that fucking slag's spirit, and leave her a crushed and hollowed out person
>least vulnerable to rape
1. Widowmaker - feels no emotions, she probably gets used as the Talon bicycle
2. Mercy - is already slut, any more would be like water on a duck
3. Zarya - is herself probably a rapist of men and women alike
xthst for Mercy is pure, stop sexualizing her. Only sicko perverts and Am*ri posters will try otherwise.
New skin soon that's apparently "worth the wait"
No update tonight?
Jeff Kaplan AMA if you missed it
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inb4 >linking to reddit
Reaper buffs when?
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This has to be the best version of D.va in an artwork.
Is... is this reportable?
>also, she is Muslim
[Citation needed]
Sombra onliine.
17th for Pharah
>Hey Ana, can you please go Mercy?
>reddit.com
>/dew2nf6/
>dew
what did he mean by this?
What do you do as a flanker when the enemy team has mercy and ana healing each other?
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McCree and Widow skins very soon
I really don't understand joke you are trying to make
>stop for a second and not say that mean thing in team chat..
Just fucking say the word "nigger."
Keep shooting at them so they can't heal their team and hope to god your team capitalizes on that.
HEROES NEVER DIET
Reportable? user, it's a classic dish.
Also first choke of Eichenwalde is going to be reworked soon
Dieto?
>Try to create a genji only custom game
>Add AI to test it out before making it public
>Genji doesn't have an AI bot, so even though literally only Genji is selectable both teams are just roadhog/reaper/zarya/zenyatta/ana etc
what the fuck dude
now do one for the guys
> also, she is Muslim and would have to be honor-killed
Wrong. Pharah is probably Coptic or at the very least Islam has been defanged into modern day Christianity in the western world where it's payed lip-service at best.
Note how she has a military job despite being a woman, wears no hijab as a woman, and even takes off her modesty helmet, plus she interacts with plenty of men on a daily basis.
Plus Pharah is military and has probably had some dick before, even just to release stress.
Symmetra is high functioning, she could handle it just fine. Also, India is modernizing NOW so they're probably going to drop the old shit within the next 20 years.
Tracer would just rewind time until she's unraped. Then kill her rapist before he gets the chance.
I recognize that face. Who's the artist?
>Mercy - is already slut, any more would be like water on a duck
I'll find a way to kill you through the Internet
Ain't this a good advice in bronze?
The new page for those who haven't seen it yet.
Is this combination really that hard to deal with?
Lucio gonna be reworked soon
>get 1-2 picks
>"Attack the Objective!"
>team is diddling far away for no reason
>"Boohoo, someone called me a retard, Blizzard fix this >:("
I wish they stopped caring about pointless shit. It's human nature, they can't change that, muting exists, that's enough.
>Mercy is already a slut
There is nothing wrong with slutfus!
Pic related
>palming a piece of cake
Drinking with Reinhardt!
> yes BASTION COULD SHOOT THROUGH WALLS...
Really wondering who thought this was a good idea. the artillery volley he mentioned sounds interesting though
Hats never
Dumpster tier incoming.
Prediction: tomorrow we will be all just complaining about how pharmercy fags overreacted (which they will).
And people will defend Chu for pissing of tumblerinas.
Also really nothing for Torbjorn?
I can understand Tracer, since the comic was not published in Russia and anything gay might hit them with a higher rating, but Torbjorn at least deserves something.
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For about 85% of the game's population, yeah.
Mei: would break down and cry because she is innocent
Junkrat: gets constantly raped by Roadhogs enormous cock so wouldn't feel or care anymore
Genji: "know yourself in the face of my anus". After ruptured ass: "I need healing".
Ana: "There is nothing I haven't seen" and is happy to get young cock
Good, they did nothing but ruin the games look.
It's probably just going to be an attackers' side drop-down, like the one in the right-side building on King's Row.
holy fuck winston is gonna be OP as shit when the new patch is live
he is already very good and picked often and the new change will easily shave off 2 or 3 seconds on his bubble cd meaning 15-20% extra barrier uptime
On your own yes. If you and one other person can focus them, no.
>Ana
>Sleep darts you then rapes you back
ftfy
Amélie
>tfw new skins SOON
>High noon now only consumes 25% ult charge on cancel instead of depleting completely
Is McCree's ultimate still dogshit?
>mfw spamming "Thanks!" after a loss
Their Tracers are cute
>you will want them
Can't wait.
Yay, friendshipping.
Casual hanging out never.
>players love the map [Eichenwald]
[citation needed]
Yes
Until he learns how to do that Revolver Ocelot ricochet bullshit to hit enemies behind covers, it's not gonna be anything more than trash.
Efi likes you too user.
why is the bird talking?
dork
>More impactful to play
Honestly I don't think they need to do much to rectify this. They need more visual or audio feedback that he's having an impact and that's it.
Reasons why Mercy and Ana are so great to play for healing is because you get the audio and visual feedback and the instant 'thump' of healing that makes it feel impactful. Lucio doesn't get shit but a counter on his screen saying how many people he's healing.
If they added a feint aura, or all allies he was healing glowed a specific color to his aura while showing tiny heal/speed symbols then it could be enough to make him more impactful.
Unusual effects were most retarded idea in history of games
It got people to buy keys
>Junkrat
DELET THIS
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My comm was a success
It's actually part of the whole God AI thing.
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Lucio is not that bad really. I once saw him soloing a torb and genji in 3vs3
Overtime is such a shit mechanic.
>her comic was actually meant to be a short
Really wish we got that.
t.wood
I want to make a "dark as Efi" coptic negress baby with Pharah.
What're you talking about? They're a cool way for players to differentiate themselves, just a little bonus :)
That'll be $500 dollars please
Young Ocelot was a bitch. I guess it's fitting.
>not making your own short in SFM where she gets raped by BOC (Big Omnic Cock) at the end
>tfw no blonde gf to cosplay as Mercy and cuddle with you
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Same, considering the level of action in it, it could have been great. Comic was decent though.
Cosmetics killed the soul of TF2
It still can have descent amounts of players, but it will never be the same
As per what the post says it's not about what he can bring, no one denies he's powerful. It's that he doesn't have the 'thump', and i hope they're not going to do drastic like balance changes for the sake of 'making him more impactful' because I like Lucio, but I understand why he's not impactful. The counter saying how many people you're healing is trash.
You used to be able to see how many people you were healing like, a year ago or whatever by the On Fire meter ticking up and who needed healing exactly but they tinkered it so you can't tell anymore.
You need visual and audio feedback to know if you're even doing your job properly, otherwise you're just looking at a number on the screen, to put it bluntly.
I think they should make it so his allies get a tiny glow with symbols popping out around them when he's in radius now I think about it. That'd be enough to make him feel as though he's having an impact, because that's exactly his problem (unless you want to argue about his speed being essential, but that's not what I'm hoping Kaplan's post is about)
A little customization is fine
They just went a bit overboard I think
That gun alone is worth at least 300-400 dollars, based on the fact that this is taken in the middle of gun mettle.
And you can tell he bought it with money, didn't uncrate it, based on the "tradeable after" thing that only comes up when you buy something from the steam market.
Holy fuck.
Guy I know recently starting calling himself a God after calling himself a Pro for months.
His win rate is literally 50%. His season high is low-Platinum and his career high is mid-Platinum.
>rubs her own tits
>The best things in life come in small packages
what did Dva mean by this?
Man how can you get that conceited
Easy money spoiled Valve so hard.
They found out that making casinos is more profitable than making games
Lucio is shit to play. They should remove his normal heal and only keep boost heal. Then they should buff speed boost and also make the weapon better. Then he is a hybrid dps sanic with a bit of heal.
>tfw no demon to cosplay as imp mercy and ruin everyone's day with you
what else do i need my soul for?
No ones going to blame you for linking to reddit. Jeff literally admits that he checks the subreddit daily in the AMA, I have a feeling he looks at it more than he does the OF. Can't blame him for that.
>me: "hey guys lets group up"
>some fag: "lol says the scrub who isn't doing anything!!"
>"I have five gold medals dude"
>fag, all chat: "lolol this kid thinks he's sooooo proooo lmao fucking dumb kid"
>fag: proceeds to go solo every single push and die
>I ended the match with four golds and one silver
>defeat
Why are people like this? Why can't people take (very fucking obvious and fundamental) advice?
How are there so many fucking retards in this game?
Not just bad players but sub 100 IQ humans.
Playing with shit players, have 5 gold, changing heroes trying to win game. Get tards raging in chat, shit talking, then rage quit.
This game is cancer. I'm playing a comfy hero and not giving a fuck anymore.
I think Lucio healing and speed aura pattern should be more like picrelated.Now healing is more engaging and positioning is important
Simultaneously make it more powerful. Currently he simply can't be a sufficient solo healer
It even makes sense lorewise because he blasts his music forward
>Giving Advice.
You're a fucking scumbag for telling people what do. Get off Veeky Forums and jump off a cliff you teenage white fuckboi loser.