Normies trying to chase you

>Waiting at a red light in my '02 Forester shitbox
>Light goes green I start accelerating and some Challenger makes an illegal right turn in front of me
>I get close to him and let off the gas
>He immediately brake checks me which I avoid then starts driving 20 below the limit slamming his brakes every 100 or so yards
>Try to pass him and he speeds up so I have to go back behind him
>Get to within a foot behind him and he tries to brake check me a couple times but I'm not having any of it
>He stops hitting the brakes and speeds up a little so I can tell he's getting intimidated
>See my chance and pass him in the bike lane
>I'm speeding up and he starts chasing me on the straight
>Get to a stop sign stop and turn towards the highway
>Lucky me the road on the way there is pretty windy
>Only going about 50 since I haven't been there before
>Can already see him start to fall behind
>Get on the highway but I can see him turn around and go back

It was too bad I was kinda hoping for him to follow me to the windy back country roads so I could see him crash into a ditch in my rearview mirror.

Anyway post some stories of normies chasing you for whatever reason, I'm especially interested in hearing about you btfoing people in "fast" cars with your shitboxes.

>heading home after a long day at work
>Im speeding about 35 above speed limit (something like 80-ish mph)
>I see bright headlights pop up behind me and closing in fast
>I speed up, and start putting distance between us
>red lights
>Chad in his mustang is periodically looking over to me, revving engine
>green light, I floor it, pedal completely down
>Chad wasnt prepared and falls behind, just enough to chase me though
>Hes been chasing me for a while now
>i take a windy road home
>immediately Chad is losing control of his pigfat mustang
>slows the fuck down, I manage to leave him behind

When I was in high school there was a one way in one way out road from teh school's parking lot

I drove a VW beetle with awful suspension that had a bunch of issues, so I had to go over speed bumps slowly to keep from bottoming out

>going slow over bumps to get home
>girl in jeep liberty thinks I'm going too slow
>she tries to pass me on this residential street
>not having any of it
>won't let her pass
>she is visibly upset
>she keeps trying to pass for the remainder of a quarter mile
>follows me home
>I don't even bother trying to shake her
>she's some pissed off blonde girl
>tries to lecture me on how to drive
>yeah whatever cunt
She was the kind of spoiled blonde girl who had never been told no before or had someone tell her to fuck herself

Her car was on cinderblocks the next day.

I chased someone in a mustang
Nothing really happened, I just followed close and he broke too hard, lightly kicked out the rear and then he stopped hooning for the rest of the descent
He didn't even let me pass

>be me, 2011
>first year of community college
>driving bmw 330xi that i saved up for 3 years to buy
>leaving class one day
>school is 10 miles of country roads away
>stancebro GTI tailgaiting the fuck out of me
>stare him down in the rearview to back off, im 20 ft behind the momvan in front of me and no chance to pass
>stancebro tries to pass both of us
>gets even with me in the opposite lane
>2 liter is absolutely screaming
>he doesnt have enough time to pass
>stancebro locks up the brakes because a semi is approaching going the opposite direction
>mfw 4 other cars pass him and dont let him back in
>mfw semi almost ends his 19 year old life
>mfw he pulls over on the wrong side of the road to let traffic pass
>mfw i see him the next day leaving school

Literally every day.
My license is suspended so I don't speed and people tail gate me every day.

i got more

>be me, last year
>upgraded to audi s4, just starting to get comfortable with it
>late night, driving home from grills house
>stop light racing with 5.bro foxbody
>my radar detector starts going crazy at a red light, just as headlights appear a quarter mile behind us
>roll down passenger window to tell mustang to chill
>he rolls down window as light turning green
>yells "NICE CAR FAG" and tries to dump the clutch from 5k
>i accelerate normally
>next red light
>smoke coming from under front wheels
>entire intersection is engulfed in the smell of clutch smoke
>gets pulled over as i drive off into the night

>back in highschool
>first car, 1998 Camry v6 auto
>pull up to a red light, two lanes that merge into one after the intersection
>some kid about my age rolls up next to me in an Audi TT and starts revving his engine
>k
>light turns green
>overdrive off
>punch it
>slide right by him
>he tailgates me for a mile or two with his high beams on even though I'm doing 5 over the limit
>get sick of it and brake check him
>he almost swerves into oncoming traffic
>backs off after that
meh

how do people brake check without worrying about their own car getting totaled
i've thought about doing it a few times but what if the guy doesn't stop? you now don't have a car. just wondering

I'll never do a full brake check since I think it's at the least a dick move, and in several scenarios outright dangerous to everyone involved, but what I will do is bring my left foot over and tap the brakes just so that the lights go on, like a feint.

>feinting with your car
next level strats

>delivering pizza one day
>get to intersection
>groid in a V6 charger sitting far too close for comfort
>stays that exact distance as we get up to speed
>fuck him lol, go 35. No brake checking, just steady driving
>he decides he's had enough after about a mile
>goes to overtake, almost rear ends me in the process because he's still following inches away
>downshift and floor it
>stay beside him for a good 3 seconds, pass as he starts honking maniacally at me and has to panic brake for the next turn
>fly away from him, bust a right turn at next intersection, he doesn't follow

And that's the day I found out and looked into exactly how slow V6 challengers and chargers are. (A base model V6 accelerates slower to 60 than my Acura Integra and continued to be as fast or just barely faster until the 2016 model year)

>people actually follow other drivers

This has never happened to me or anyone I know. How the fuck is this even possible? Do people not have actual things to fucking do?

If I ever see some faggot following me, I will assume he's armed and wants me dead for whatever slight I may or may not have caused him.

>waiting at the line for our time to go
>short haired fat bitch on my right glaring at me
>Side by side lanes narrow into 1 on the other side
>One of us is going to be behind the other and it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me
>Cross traffic finally stops
>Timing it just right
>She jumps the gun so I have to catch up
>Pull even with her
>Only 1 of us will fit now
>She's not backing down, I'm not either
>Jokes on her, idgaf about body damage. Itll get fixed eventually
>She runs into my side, I give no ground
>Almost force her off of the right, but I'm in front when she backs down
>Can see her rage when I look behind me
>She tries to get the bus driver to throw me off

My car is worth 5k( 04 gp gtp)..... His is worth 50k... I'll loose less than him if he's got the balls. Or he Will be a chiken shit and back off immediately.

normie brakes for every corner or bump
easy to beat on shitty roads

Kek

Left foot. Just tap the pedal enough to get the lights to kick on. That'll usually work on all but the most retarded tailgaters.

>driving FD
>pulling onto a slip road pretty calmly
>notice air cooled 911 in my mirrors tailgating
>lol ur not srs bro
>drop to second and buzz the engine into third
>he's now five or six car lengths behind over about 200m

Another

>again my FD
>driving home late on some dual carriageway, cruising
>see headlights flying up behind me from some kind of Land Rover
>when he's just off my bumper about to overtake I drop a gear and go WOT, around double the speed limit
>BWOOOO BWOOOOO
>blue light everywhere
>Landy I just buried is an unmarked car
>slow right down and let him pull alongside expecting to be pulled over
>he just points at me and shakes his head before speeding off
>two minutes later a couple of marked cars pass me in lights

>I am in a world of shit

this. they do it racing a lot.
that's why most series don't allow brake lights.

Serves you right.

End of hard day shopping on my day off.

Wife and kids want pizzahut. I dont like the one in town so i want to go local.

Drive to local pizza Hut.. get family out of car.

Pizza hut is closed early. Station cleaning.

Walk over to nandos..

Nandos is closed for something.

Get family back in car. Drive to dominos.

Guy at dominos wont serve me. Apparently they dont do vegetarian pizza because thats how sht works.. pepperoni hands.

Im like. Why dont you jusy wear gloves?

Gtfu.

...drive family home and eat fish fingers and chips.

Fk is with the bad driving in this country?

>Week after I bought my 02 WRX wagon
>Was cross-shopping C4 and C5 corvettes before buying it
>Cruising over to my dad's to help him move some furniture
>Twisty Texas farm roads the whole way
>Suddenly a wild Corvette club appears
>They're coming up fast
>Decide to see if I can keep some distance
>After a few turns, notice that I'm gaining distance in the corners
>Can't do anything on the straights tho
>After about 10 mins of this, they're caught up and on my ass
>Let them pass me
>Decide to chase them
>Same story as before, getting closer and closer in the corners but getting dusted on the straights

Eventually turned off onto a highway, but maybe if I had an STi or even a Corvette I might have had an easier time.

What where you driving, though?

probably something non murican

this was about two weeks ago

>be firefighter in connecticut
>have 03 impala 9c1 with vrrm vrrm blown v6 and whelen lights and siren
>driving in waterbury
>for those of you not familiar with ct, waterbury is niggerland to the extreme
>at stoplight
>riced out slammed early 90s civic with cherry bomb pulls up next to me
>starts revving
>light green and he launches at like 15 mbh
>these things are so hideously slow i dont know why people buy them
>i flip on sirens and lights
>WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
>niggers chimping the fuck out
>huge bag of marijuana is thrown out passenger side window
>they speed off down a side street
>turn off lights and sirens and continue my drive back home

should have kept the marijuana but i dont smoke anymore so kinda pointless

>drive my moms pegout 206
>out turn anything
>drive my w203
>cant turn steering wheel fast enough to corner
wew

>tfw cunts won't let you change lanes on the highway
>even worse when these faggots start to purposefully match speed even when you've dropped 15 mph
>drop to fourth and bzzzzzt ahead of them obnoxiously and then change
Every fucking time.
Once had a faggot in his truck being a cunt from corpus to Houston. Good 30 minutes he was tail gating and changing lanes with me constantly. Was driving a 330Ci at the time so I just shot it to 115 for the rest of the trip and he had to slow down for the very mild turns and eventually went his way.

Whenever someone is tailgating me, I immediately turn on the Eurobeat and floor it. If he accelerates with me, it becomes a real-life toe-gay battle.

was the pizza free

>driving lifted old jeep with big tires and trailer hitch receiver
>doing 10 over at 10pm on a road next to train tracks but right next to big neighborhood
>some dbag comes flying around corner 1/2 mile behind me and gets right behind me so close I can't see his headlights
>has just finished snowing a light dusting but dryish spot in front of turn to my neighborhood
>signal at last second and and slam on breaks for turn
>be thinking to self, let's see him get his hood wedged under trailer hitch and steel gas tank shield
>hear him lock them up and he turns off head lights and follows me into my neighborhood
>side streets are every couple hundred feet, at least 8 dead ends and 10 cul-de-sacs
>you could get lost in here during the day
>follows me to 2 stop signs and gives up chase and goes down another street

>huge bag of marijuana is thrown out passenger side window
pls be true

Opposite for me. Here in LA one of the most accessible touges (desu it's a pseudo-touge since there's no good downhill part) is Mulholland drive. At 2am there's very few people there. I go there occasionally to get hectic in my E39 540i. One night I noticed headlights following me while I was going twenty above, I knew that it was either a cop or a POS like me. I eventually recognized the E46's headlights, immediately after that this dude pulls past me in his M3. For the next twenty minutes I was doing all I could to just keep up with him, his car was markedly better than mine in the turns, obviously. Once we got all the way down the road where it lets out in the valley, I pulled up next to him at a red. It was two guys, we waved at one another and went our separate ways.

Felt good desu, that was the night that I realized that cars were my true hobby.