We all have car keys

Almost completely illegible, but it's from the 2004 Olympics.

Uncle gave it to me because the dealership gave me a Nissan keyring with my Toyota. He drives a Nissan.

>plush toys in shit tier

>remove before flight
Pretty good for when you forget to take out your keys often, like I do. It doesn't weigh shit too. Just gets a bit annoying to have a giant flap of fabric in your pocket sometimes.

this

Nothing special.
Maybe a little bloated

should I keep my car key and house keys seperate?

What if I have all my keys on the same thing but the car and bike key have a quick release so I can split them off when I use it.

yes, you will be thankful when a friendly well integrated syrian refugee steals your car with a machete and you won't have to change all your locks because your house keys were attached to your car keys
>tfw no gf that makes me a plush bike or car

Only things i have on my keyring aside from keys is a plastic wendys free frosty for a year keychain since they only had keychains and no cards and an old metal bottle opener that belong to my grandpa thats 30 years old or older. Also i only keep my dd keys on my keyring. The weekend cars have seperate rings.

who here just has the key, no ring or any other shit attached?!!?!?!??!

bonus points if it isnt a fob but just a single key

Gotta have a bottle opener. Don't Make the mistake Al Bundy did.

Way too easy to lose. Do you smoke? If yes ask yourself how many times you've lost Bic lighters and then remember that just the key without anything else is about the same size

user,can I borrow you car?
Sure, just a few things before you go...

I bet about 40% of Veeky Forums had this conversation, the other 60% are bus riders.

>free frosty
I got two,poorfag.
Psst -white privilege kicked in,yo-

This desu baka famalamamamamamma

It's the size of a Euro and unlocks shopping carts.

Dodge is a fine car,ran over my first wife in a dodge.

I have a little dream catcher, what tier is that?

I used to have one of these. You can break into elevator shafts and other maintenance areas with them, hikack lifts and all sorts.

They also make good kubotan.

Forgot pic

Stressed mom driving her kids around in an SUV tier.

Why a paper clip?

I have a red Leatherman Micra on my DD's key. Not only is it useful for all kinds of stuff, the color is also nice for finding my keys when I set them down somewhere stupid. Weight isn't an issue because it's a proximity key.

I have nothing on my other car's key because it's an S2000 and the combination of low cylinder and non-adjustable column means that anything attached to the key swings around and smacks me in the knee constantly. I even unclip the remote fob when driving.

because MacGyver

I bought two but I gave one to my wife. 2 dollars to charity and free frostys for a year. I feel bad becuase its almost stealing but im sure its just a ploy to make me buy more fries and go to wendys more often.

FREE MY NIGGAH
HE A GOOD BOY
HE DINDU NUFFIN

I have my bike key on an RBF keychain, and I've had my car keys on it before. I just fold it over once and since it's fabric I hardly notice(d) it. To each their own, though.

All I have on my car keychain right now is car key, house key, bed box key, first round I fired from the first gun I bought, and a plastic bottle opener.

kek

I'd wear a free frosty keycharm on my keys though, as long as it's in the shape of a skull

The tumbler is so worn in my car that the original keys barely hold themselves in the slot, but if I use the key from a Dodge (my car is not a Dodge) is actually fits better and you can't pull it out while it's running. It also open all of the doors and generally fits better all around.
>mfw

Nugget multi-tool.

t. /k/

What's this meme about removing before flight??

Plane intake covers have that attached to them. Apparently they make a good keyring accessory.
I just have a Lego brick and my work key on my DD keys.

>People still use keys
my sides its like traveling back in time

I'd say that was a stupid mistake.

I took my car key off my keyring and it's so much better. I wish I had done it sooner. It's much nicer not having dangling keys hitting the dash while driving. But my house/work keys have a little metal energizer flashlight on them that is super useful. Would recommend

What tier is this?

Female, 400-600 pound class

Stop. Cant handle the feels.

Oh look, another Acura driver with a Lego trinket on his keychain. My dad is borrowing my TL for the day or else I would attach a picture of my keys. I'll do it later if I remember.

It's a bright red tag with "Remove before flight" in white letters." Larger ones are used to warn pilots to remove the covers from air intakes, sensor tubes, etc. before starting their airplanes.

I wish the Micra had pliers instead of scissors. Gerber Dime is straight for the pliers but Leathermans are always a bit better built.

What tier is this?

>no one has the little floaty thing that keeps your shit above water in case you drop it

no one drops their shit into water

I have one of these, what tier is it?

Hey now. Some of us drive boats to work.

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Left is the car I'm trying to get rid of, comes with keychain from the original dealer who no longer exists (they're Kia now) so that's cool I guess.
Right is my daily/project/house/garage etc.

For when replacing one set of apex seals isn't enough.

faggots don't steal a single key, every slightly thievish fuck steals bics

Here we go, pic related. Picked up the keychain from a woman who was sellin them at a Lego convention in Houston.

I've been thinking of making it so that the ignition key is removable but this isn't heavy enough to cause problems, right?

that's aesthetic

my dad gave me a lego pirate one when i was a wee lad, i have it laying around in my old dusty lego box, gonna find it

>inb4mlp
>inb4fucktonofkeys

Got this seat belt buckle from my fiance maybe a year ago, never thought it would be so useful lol.

I've got keys for my apartment, my TSX (Which i'm going to be selling soon), my Saab 9000 that I just bought recently, spare key for my fiances Saab 9000, key to my parents place couple of cities away, apartment gate button, and my mailbox.

I have a Gerber shard. Pretty nice

ayyy

I do. Car key is separate from everything.

I really have nothing going for mine

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I have the greatsword of Artorias

I open mail with it

lel
at least its not mlp or retarded weebsiht

fucking honda accord drivers

morgan dollar my fave

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Is that piston from an RC car? I used to have one of those

its a keychain that i put rubber o-rings onto

>he doesn't browse /osg/

It's not the BDSM you're thinking of, you fucking autists.

>autistic sticker general
cringiest thread on Veeky Forums

666

Maybe for cheap American cars and other ones that dont have superior pushbutton start.

Although I do think we should have already reached a point in auto development where you shouldn't need a key at all. Your smartphone can be your key. Even on 2017 and 2018 fancy Bimmers and Lexi this can't be done yet, and the fobs themselves are becoming larger and larger.

If my smartphone can replicate my credit card with all of my personal banking into then it ought to be able to let me operate my car without any dumb keys or fobs.

>forget to charge phone overnight
>phone dies
>can't go to work
>gets fired
>go back home to your wife's son
Great idea user!!

Yes

What tier is this?

This. Push-button start is a meme.

NFC works with a dead battery in most phones

Drilling a hole in the spark plug was a actually a little difficult

Anime is always the answer

>tfw they get garage grime on them

kill yourself

$1 key shaped multi tool I use all the time, and a can of pepper spray 'for dogs'

Are you autistic

gottem

>your wife's son
>not your son
nice fucking meme, laddy

yeh

Have you ever had to use the spray in a 'hypothetical self-defense scenario'?
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Also that looks like a heavy keychain.

Here's mine. Only function is being lightweight and repping a couple gifts from my daughter

No never used the spray. The spray bottle hardly weighs anything.

I use it on my motorbike, and the spray bottle can be pulled off if I need to use it. The bottle is in a holder sleeve which is what attaches to the keychain.

Bought it on Amazon.ca

Freaking leaf

Silver key is for doors
Black key is for ignition

Why'd you have to pick the shittiest girls- if you're going to be a weeb in public at least have some dignity

Still a vision spinner? Not dissing, just surprised, didn't think they still made them

my car is push to start.
>push clutch down, push button
just doesn't feel right to not turning a key in the ignition like my old car.

the car is 10x nicer than my old shitbox tho

So I can confidently lie when someone asks about whyfus.