I need advice Veeky Forums

I need advice Veeky Forums.

Im not really a car guy, but I just bought a used c7 corvette since I finally graduated and got a good paying job off the bat (software engineer).

The first guy to race me was on some old looking crotch rocket and just absolutelly embarressed me. This is bullshit, I didnt pay that much to be slower than some piece of shit motorcycle, how do I make my car go faster? Thanks

More air in, more gas in, more exhaust out

That's what you need

Or a 200 shot of NOS

How do you get nos?

Gotta go to the local speedshop. They might refuse, but insist that your welds can handle it. It's a fucking Vette after all, that manifold is good shit.

Ok ill ask my mechanic if he can do it

This is bullshit though. 65k and its not even faster than like a 15 year old white trash sports bike. How much is nos? Im kind of cash strapped now

>but I just bought a used c7 corvette since I finally graduated and got a good paying job off the bat (software engineer).
user I really really like this meme, mind if I save it?

Not a meme my dude, you just have to study hard and build dat porfolio up before you graduate.

Bread on hood or the thread is bullshit

Im taking lunch in 30 minutes, ill post it then

This.