/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

SniperGod
SniperGod

WHY CANT YOU MAKE A NEW THREAD ON TIME edition

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Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
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Graphics settings guides for GTA V
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Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available
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5mileys
5mileys

1st for was going to but I was looking for patch notes you fucked up user

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm still getting the altered version error when trying to launch GTAO after the update

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

WHY CANT YOU MAKE A NEW THREAD ON TIME
because i've been making almost all of them for the past couple weeks and it's someone else's turn fuck you

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I wanna join the crew, but is the owner really a racist?
I'm not white so I don't really feel comfortable.

girlDog
girlDog

i know right user he even fucked up his thread

Techpill
Techpill

No he's like .02% black so he can't be racist plus he lives in Stockton so he's basically and honorary negro

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Double nigger

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

he has the donger of a black man so he's not allowed to see color

WebTool
WebTool

more like didnt update the op edition

support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

hairygrape
hairygrape

fuggen ctrl-c

support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115004482908

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Rate my Diablo

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Will the new vehicles appear this week altogether or one per week? Can't wait to get Infernus and Turismo Classics

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

week by week basis, drip-feed meta, dying game

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

F 4 0
4
0

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Casino update soon!
Grab your shark cards and roll those dice!

5mileys
5mileys

No there's not

SniperGod
SniperGod

why do you taunt us like this

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Map update

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Got a trash sale on the hakuchou drag
Do I buy it as a discount shotaro?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's basically a shotaro with better top speed and worse cornering, but it'll still win you races. Literally only 0.01 second difference between the time gained by the Shotaro and Hakuchou Drag.

It also has actual customization and doesn't look retarded, so there's that.

5mileys
5mileys

Soon I will have 5/5 cocaine stock in my business.

Do i need multiple players to sell it out? Should've I instead sold every time I got 1 - 2 crates if I wanted to all solo this?

w8t4u
w8t4u

It also has actual customization and doesn't look retarded, so there's that.

the Shotaro is an acquired taste reserved only for those who have reached enlightment

save your money, user. you want the shotaro, so you should have the shotaro.

Lunatick
Lunatick

You could get lucky and get just 1 Benson truck to deliver but most times it gives you 3 planes/trucks/boats/helis or 4 bikes and it's difficult to sell all of them alone in the time allotted so you're probably better off asking at least 2 other people to help, 3 others if you really wanna be safe

viagrandad
viagrandad

What about the crates for CEO business? I'll soon have 111 crates - can I solo that if I get into a public session alone?
Or do I need some help and is it best to do it with just the help in session or in a large session -I've heard there are some bonuses if session is populated.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles


Yes. Although you might get lucky and get the semi truck drug sale that you can solo, out of a possible 8 others where you need 2-3 people

Id say when you get two nodes of product, you can sell it solo. Or 1.5 nodes, I'm no expert

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'll soon have 111 crates - can I solo that if I get into a public session alone?
Absolutely. You can even change session if you don't like the delivery mission, and you'll only lose ~3 crates as a result. Just make sure you're actually alone and not about to be joined by several randoms.

StonedTime
StonedTime

But is it worth it? I mean sure the risk will be 0 of losing all that invested time, but isn't there like a huge profit if you do it in a huge session?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

pink
red
enlightened taste
get your memes out of here i'm not buying

Techpill
Techpill

You can get a bonus of a few hundred thousand if you sell in a full session with max ceos but it's up to you to decide if that's worth the risk and you still get 2.2mil selling 111 crates alone

massdebater
massdebater

Hm should I buy a second large garage with the profit made?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

bonus of a few hundred thousand
just telling you now sellanon
that a few hundred thousand should not be a lot

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Infernus Classic has a fantastic sound. Turismo classic is the normal "super" noise. Overall, great cars.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

But is it worth it?
Yes, absolutely. As long as you're a competent player, the risk factor is virtually eliminated and this means a lot considering how much time it takes to fill your warehouse.

isn't there like a huge profit if you do it in a huge session?
You get a 1% increase for each additional player in the session. Unless you can quickly fill the session with friendly players who will stay there and refrain from interfering with your sale, you should probably just go for the empty session. Otherwise, chances are very good that you'll lose that sale.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Is it worth to have all the factories bought and upgraded? Or will it be too exhausting after I break even with the invested money to administrate all ?

Do you think have 1 - 2 is enough for that passive income?

Like for example coke + meth and settle with that.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

are you afraid you won't be able to tame the Shotaro? she's an expensive horse, but her mane remains pristine!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You will get 1% bonus for every player and 3% for every CEO. I believe it caps at 20%

What this user said is true but ideally you want to be in a session with a ton of friendly /gtag/ since selling alone can lead to failure
(for instance if you're alone with a Titan and helicopters start spawning at drop points)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What kills MC businesses is resupplying.
To resupply enough materials to actually be worth it you need more people, ideally four including yourself.
The more businesses you have the more often you need to do that and the more often you need to ask GTAG (or randumbs) for a hand.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

selling alone can lead to failure
(for instance if you're alone with a Titan and helicopters start spawning at drop points)

No, there really isn't a chance at all if you're careful. Literally just change session, do headhunter to cover expenses quickly and purchase another 3 crates to cover whatever you lost. Pretty much the only way a single player could realistically lose their entire shipment in an empty session is through a glitch or failure to react to hazards.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

But that's easy, maybe it's the location - around the lake business all resuply mission send me just across the street with rare occasions of sending me in the city but the route is fast or super super rare sending me around paleto bay which takes longer to travel.

I think the location around the lake is called bone country and funny enough the factories around there are also the cheapest you can buy.

Only thing I'm disappointed with is that when I finally have to sell my stock I can't do it alone from what other anons said :(.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

with the loading times of this game even changing lobbies is failure

Lunatick
Lunatick

It's just bantz you nog

Everyone gets shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

Who's the nigger that told you that?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

So, what are you saying is that If I'm in a shitty dangerous situation like ready to explode and If for example use a macro to shut down my internet instantly my supply is saved right?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That's pretty much the idea. You should probably only use it when you're completely certain of impending urethral fuck, though.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I saw a video on those cars on GTA series YT channel,

the turismo classic looked bouncy as fuck. Keen observation or bullshit?

Firespawn
Firespawn

From what I can tell, they handle as late 80s supers would. A bit loosey in the back (which is great) and I didn't feel any "floaty" handling.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

people still doing crates

They're obsolete now that we have car sales

likme
likme

Before you can afford a vehicle warehouse, you either have to find a heist crew or do Businesses/Crates/VIP Work. It's not just going to disappear overnight.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You only have to do PacStan a few times. Without a doubt better than grinding shitty crates.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

...but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive brother.

*uses said hands to snipe off dozens of guys days later*

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

and it's even better if you've never done the heist before and you do all setups/heists in order

$300k-$400k for the heist
$100k for doing the heist that first time
$1 000 000 for doing all setups/heists in order

The first time you do PaciStan it should pay around $1.5m

girlDog
girlDog

Alright, you've done the math. Now, all you have to do is find a heist crew.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

he can't get gtag to help him do a few heists

Emberfire
Emberfire

Guys is there a transportation method suitable for solo-ing the drug sale?

Maybe if i keep dc-ing until I get the right transportation I can solo it.. as I cannot find anyone to help me.

FastChef
FastChef

Crates are more efficient than just doing CEO VIP missions if you have a large warehouse or maybe a medium warehouse. But to get those to pay for themselves or even buy them you need to grind crates hardcore. So crates are never an answer.

Buying the small crate warehouse is more or less throwing money away.

Playboyize
Playboyize

What if I couldn't? Would that be so unbelievable? Almost no-one wants to do heists anymore.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Can YOU?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You on PC?
I'd be up for some PacStan this evening once I finish work.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

it was just a hypothetical m8 but thanks for the offer

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

parachute mission
bet 1k on myself because most retards don't realise you get more points for flying through the middle of the rings instead of clipping them
WINNER
BETTING LOSSES -$1000
Fucking Jewstar retards

Spamalot
Spamalot

Yes, I do heists with gtag all the time.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

people talking about money making methods

pac standard
good crew that agrees to swap off hosts
if you're a host you should be getting a larger cut for having to host
on hard if it's like 40% and you're walking out with let's say 1.1m you should be walking out with at least 400k+

meaning i still think heist are the best way and i will not change because i'm a stubborn cunt
go farm your cars

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Heists are best the best way to get vehicle warehouse. Once you have that, you're set. You can make enough in a few hours. You can make 800k every few minutes if you do the PacStan host glitch

girlDog
girlDog

Hi can someone accept my crew request

sc: -BBC_(Blater's Big Cock)

viagrandad
viagrandad

Need 1 person for PacStan - last heist, I'm going to help 2 people make cash and glitch it out so u're going to earn more money as I'm going to earn 0 .. need someone who can carry the money safely and has experience with the heist.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Who are good gtags to heist with?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Turismo / Infernus Classic are Sports Classic

tfw the class could get interesting again

idontknow
idontknow

Can you join my heist now? Going to host glitch it - i need someone competent fast ... I have 2 noobs in team.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Guys I don't remember exactly where do I have to disconnect my internet? When the boad passes the bridge pillar? Right then or count 2 - 3 seconds after that and dc?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sorry bud, I'm shitposting from at work

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Man literally no one from crew is accepting, no one from session is accepting.. wtf it's like no one wants free money.

Can you tho answer me this quesiton:

SniperGod
SniperGod

no, you don't understand. most of the current sports classics double as luxury cars whereas the turismo/infernus classic were the super cars of their age. this is going to destroy the class.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Add me: westparker. I'll be on in 2 minutes.

iluvmen
iluvmen

this is going to destroy the class

remember me?

eGremlin
eGremlin

is this real?

Booteefool
Booteefool

this obviously still kinda falls under "luxury car" as the mercedes it's based off of is from the 50s whereas these two cars are from ~30-40 years later

to have these two former super cars do anything short of demolish that car would be plain inaccurate

Playboyize
Playboyize

How much cash / hour can you grind these days? I kind of want to reinstall for that rocket car but last time I played I spent the last of my money on a tron bike

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

by all means don't buy the rocket car; just do these special vehicle races; you'll be just as happy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'n making about 250k/hr selling cars. The rocket voltic is shit tho, might as well do a couple special races with it to scratch that itch

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I heard they added some new car stuff for CEOs. Is that shit soloable?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Almost everyone that's online a lot

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Easily, might wanna look for an empty public server or a friendly server with /gtag/ players. You'll need a vehicle warehouse though, which is gonna set you back quite a bit

WebTool
WebTool

if you're referring to I/E then yes, completely soloable. if you're referring to special vehicle missions, you need at least one other person to do those. if you're referring to the vip work that comes with each special vehicle, then everything except the one with the ramp buggy/blazer aqua can be completed solo

Spamalot
Spamalot

parachute mission
weapons enabled
wait until everybody else has jumped
fly behind and kill everyone

viagrandad
viagrandad

You don't want to do the Export missions in an empty server. Trust me.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Explain.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Most players don't give a shit about Vehicle Cargo, and those that do will usually try to shoot you (and they are invariably bad shots) instead of using explosives or aircraft, since you get nothing from destroying it. If you sell a vehicle in an empty server, the AI will come after you, and they are nasty fuckers.

TechHater
TechHater

Trust me.

Methnerd
Methnerd

If you sell a vehicle in an empty server, the AI will come after you, and they are nasty fuckers
Cargobobs, they won't randomly release the vehicle on an empty server.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

store the car somewhere safe
get out and kill the AIs
What's the problem?
Also, you're underestimating how many shitters can appear in a public session.

TreeEater
TreeEater

AI
Either use Cargobobs (which won't lag out and drop their cargo on empty sessions) or park the car a bit off the road and kill the 4 waves coming after you. The La Mesa warehouse has a rather nice place to do that near it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Trust me ;)

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yes, because someone just starting out with vehicle cargo definitely has 1.8 million lying around.

I've been selling cars in public sessions ever since I started with vehicle cargo, and I've lost less than 10. The vast majority of times noone comes after me.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

buy 60 car office garage ~a month ago when it was discounted
don't play for a while
the fucking garage is gone
FUCKING ROCKSTAR STOP FUCKING ME YOU GODDAMN NIGGERS FUCKKKK

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Be careful with where you park the car. The NPCs have a tencendy to ram into it before getting out to shoot at you and helicopters tend to hover over it so they can drop down on top of it when you take them out

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It's not about the loss, really, it's the damage that worrying.
But yeah, most of the time, shitters can't even catch you if you drive well enough and avoid them.
The most annoying thing are the shitters with Hydras. They don't care about the profit from stealing your car, they just care about destroying you and making you angry.

askme
askme

are those really the cars as they are going to be released on the upcoming weeks?
lmao if i was lamborghini or ferrari i'd be phoning my lawyers asap

TechHater
TechHater

Shooting a helicopter's tail rotor off usually makes them move while crashing

Supergrass
Supergrass

I've been selling cars in empty sessions ever since I started with vehicle cargo, and I've lost literally no sales. The majority I sell for the full price with no damage. the only time any of my cars get damaged is when I get impatient and wind up crashing into something. You're trying to ruse the fresh meat into wasting his time and money on shitters.

RavySnake
RavySnake

cargobob mission
put the car on the beach because fuck, Roosevelt Valor is one heavy piece of shit
kill all the helis
one heli fell near the car
check the car, no visible damage
repair cost: $34.000
FUCK.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm telling the truth here. Are Europeans more civilized than burgers or something?

Flameblow
Flameblow

The vast majority of times noone comes after me.
How frequently do you sell with other crew members around, and what is your level?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I don't even bother with the cargobob sources. They're not worth the time or effort.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Sessions in Europe either have people ignoring you while you do CEO / MC work or (mostly russian) squeakers in their Hydras trying to blow everyone up. It's very rare the someone actively tries to steal your I/E car.

happy_sad
happy_sad

He doesn't sell. He's just a hydrashitter trying to make more easy targets for himself.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

in the early days of I/E i used to actively try to steal everyone's car, having a 50% chance of successfully stealing it. if i couldn't i just took a dump on them after they delivered it. dayum it was fun as fuck when you actually stole one. it's called grand theft auto not grand purchase auto.

gonna try 'n steal some shit right now

Snarelure
Snarelure

European, literally bothered one single time.
standing on corner of street
guy is coming right towards me with car
shoot him out of it
only option available was police station
got 5k for ruining someone's sale
Woah.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I get chased ALL the fucking time in publics, it's rare that they get me, but they'll end up causing 5+k damage regardless

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Someone stole my car one time, and I caught up to him and did 34k worth of damage to that car. Someone ended up garaging it. Not the original guy that stole it from me, though, since I griefed him until he left the lobby.

Emberfire
Emberfire

I don't even own a Hydra. Judging from the responses when I said I was european, I guess burgers are just mentally inferior.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Sometimes when explosions happen fire begins to spread. If the fire spreads to under the sourced vehicle its damage racks up really quickly

cum2soon
cum2soon

Can you still transfer saves from ps4 to pc?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yes. You just can't transfer from PS3 to PS4 or PC

takes2long
takes2long

I forgot that the car literally bursts into flames 10 seconds later.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I tend to throw grenades at cars that have 6k+ damage while sourcing

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Then you might have gotten a connection error. That instantly brings your car up to 34k damage, sets it on fire and explodes it shortly after.

girlDog
girlDog

Oh ok good thanks

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

internet is shit
update takes 5 hours to download and install
Fuck you, cumcast.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

PSA for solo Import/Export players using Cargobobs:
You can take a Cargobob from any helipad and make the game think you own it by landing it at your office using the right directional button. Congratulations, you can now use the Cargobob you've acquired to export cars safely and the game won't despawn it when you enter your vehicle warehouse.

TreeEater
TreeEater

This is the most autistic thing I have read all day

DeathDog
DeathDog

Are the hacker bros that shoot money still a thing or have they cracked down on hackers?

Nojokur
Nojokur

those people are long gone

girlDog
girlDog

My eyes suddenly hurt :/

RavySnake
RavySnake

that ruiner blew itself up for being too ugly

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what is with you and hating ruiners

Evilember
Evilember

im downloading gta 5 again
this is the 3rd time ive beaten the game

why is this game so comfy?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Zoom in on that ass
ENHANCE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

the leader is white, but he has a black cock.

he also loves homosexuals homosexually.

iluvmen
iluvmen

somebody should make a shooting stars music video with the new race tracks.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I got the two most profitable ones, coke and meth. Got all upgrades immediately. Never steal supplies, I always buy. Made me a nice profit so far, only had it for 3 weeks. I've already earned back the cost of the factories + all upgrades.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

actually working for your GTA monies
not just cheating your GTA monies

ha

Methshot
Methshot

Turismo classic
not X40
It's the Dukes all over again. Even the Faggio had its name changed ffs

Playboyize
Playboyize

Special Vehicle races would be bearable if the cars weren't so awful to drive

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

xD

Supergrass
Supergrass

wasnt aralich the guy who bought a dildo?

Booteefool
Booteefool

shorts don't need no 'splosions

Emberburn
Emberburn

At what time usually gtag crew gathers? Feels like I never found the gtag sessions because I'm literally 11 hours earlier than America.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Which (classic) muscle car to get for cruising around town?
Considering the Casco, the Nightshade and the Mamba right now.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The window you can't see out of has defrosters
The windows you see out of don't

????

StonedTime
StonedTime

All the top memelords are yanks so you have to come on in the middle of the night euro time

happy_sad
happy_sad

I will always be suspicious in your garage now

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Casco

SniperWish
SniperWish

Blackfin

TreeEater
TreeEater

they're all nice cars, but I don't really consider the casco a muscle car at all

iluvmen
iluvmen

it's a brazilian asking for hacked money episode

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Depends what you want. Casco and Mamba aren't muscle cars.

Nightshade and Mamba are both very slippy cars and you aren't going to have a lot of fun with them unless you have a controller. I love them all personally, but what kind of ride do you want?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I like how the Blackfin looks, but it handles like shit
Guess I could broaden it to classic/muscle classic/muscle

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I've driven a Mamba and yeah it's quite hard to keep under control.
It's mostly gonna be used to cruise to mission objectives and all that, where speed isn't too important

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Hate to interject but I've got the best ride in this thread. Don't mind me.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

the NASCARs in VC

5mileys
5mileys

Can't go wrong with a Dukes or Stallion, if you have those open to you.

If not, a Sabre is a good free option, or buy a Tampa.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

100%ing VC on mobile

Impressive

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

the infernus classic is based on a younger vehicle than the infernus

Inmate
Inmate

u wot

viagrandad
viagrandad

the countach predates the diablo.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

GTAV's infernus isn't a countach.

Emberburn
Emberburn

wtf r u on about m8

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

There might be design cues from the Countach, but no way in hell it's the Countach. It doesn't even remotely have the body style of a Countach.

idontknow
idontknow

sure it is

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Well alright, I guess you win this time.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I've been playing for 3 weeks now. Finally got an offfice and vehicle warehouse and lm kinda getting fucked off.
Everything is a shit show and things going wrong for fucking silly reasons doesnt amuse me anymore. This game would be so much more fun with friends

RavySnake
RavySnake

gg very convinced, thanks anons, I should've known better

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

An online game would be more fun with friends

You don't say...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why don't you tell us which part of the Infernus is from a Countach?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

nice quoting there you autistic faggot

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This game would be so much more fun with friends

that's why you should join the discord server, I can pretend to laugh at your shitting jokes no problem

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

that song
that video
that girl dancing

whereismyname
whereismyname

Modding a car to sell it through export
Connection to the server has been lost
Car gone, 20k gone, public server with passive players gone
ROCKSTAAAAAAARRRRR

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Have a full warehouse
Waiting for friends to get on for a sale
BOSS WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Head straight to warehouse and murder everyone in under a minute
BOSS WE LOST A BUNCH OF SHIT
20 crates gone in under a minute despite no vehicles escaping

Rockstar is such a fucking faggot jew company it's not even fucking funny.

What's the point of having me go over and defend it if we lose shit anyway? God fucking damn the whole system is so retarded.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

doing crates
current year

Methnerd
Methnerd

haha it's okay if it's retarded because they came out with something new xD

Methshot
Methshot

Welcome to the past 3 years dude

TreeEater
TreeEater

Protip: dont do crates

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

wow, on top of everything else that makes crates awful you cratefags have to deal with raids too?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Back when crates where the best way to make money
Stop playing with a half-full warehouse
"Welp might as well finish it off one last time"
Eternally branded a retard

Thanks Rockstar.

iluvmen
iluvmen

the best part is that your office is permanently trashed.

I/E work doesn't litter your warehouse with money or anything else whatsoever.

Spamalot
Spamalot

when you go into a lobby and there's 6 jet shitters duking it out and you have a nice, comfy view of their cancer from the comfort of your maze bank office
and then king of carrot flowers comes on on spotify

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

That shit pisses me off so much. Why couldn't it be something more tasteful?

Do art supplies, get a new painting on your wall
Instead they're just stacked on the floor
Do tobacco & alcohol, get a nice expensive bottle of wine or box of cigars
Instead you get crates of pleb cigarettes
Do animal products, get a nice bear skin rug
Instead you get a bundle of antlers on your floor
Do a sale, get a briefcase of money on your desk
Okay you can get that, but you also have to carpet the whole office in loose bills

Just what the fuck were they thinking with this shit?

Booteefool
Booteefool

They weren't

They never do.

askme
askme

catering to 13-year-olds who watch rap music videos and want money lying on the floor

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Is there an option for the Infernus Classic to add a bodykit to it to make it alteast resemble a Countach?

Nojokur
Nojokur

I quite like my floor trash, the bills were fine to a point, now it just looks stupid

Not spending my hard earned sheckles on a safe either, ahh well

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'd hate to see your house desu.

The safe doesn't matter. It's still going to be all over your floor

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

My irl house is trash free but I see the another anons point about trading in the shit tier cash for nicer things like cigars etc

Safe doesnt affect floor cash? Well whats the fucking point in it then?!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

nothing at all.

cum2soon
cum2soon

making a Diablo resemble a Countach

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

permanently
It starts disappearing once you completely stop doing crates while still playing the game. Not all at once, but with time.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

No, it doesn't. It disappears according to the amount of money you have.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Because after Nero was released, Bugatti did? It doesn't have the branding and has enough diffrences.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

GTA has had semi or completely accurate cars with parody names for years
suddenly they need to sue because J* releases a couple of their older vehicles with parody names

Porsche were more likely to sue, for christ's sake

King_Martha
King_Martha

The Neros look better than Chiron and Vision GT though

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The Infernus based primarily on a Pagani Zonda you utter mong

whereismyname
whereismyname

Adder gets the Nero
Tons of new Lamborghinis
Barely any worthwhile Ferraris, but we get the goddam Bestia
No love at all for the Koenigsegg

New version of the Entity when?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

what is that shitty looking car

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

fuckin when

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

gtaVI

likme
likme

I know right? I dislike how the Entity looks in-game and I'd really like if they added a new Koenigsegg that looked a bit more decent.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hope never

That's Entity XF one of the best Super cars in GTA V

farquit
farquit

when your fellow associate doesn't realize it'll go faster if you use the buzzard

iluvmen
iluvmen

NPCs are blind

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Surprised we got yet another McLaren F1 derivative instead of something based off the Regera honestly.

Illusionz
Illusionz

But that car already demolishes the class. The Stirling GT is the ONLY viable Sports Classics car in most races. only really really straight highway races and shit could the Z-type compete.

And hell, before that, the Z-type was pretty dominant in Sports Classics races, other things could compete, but the Z-type had always been the best.

Now, assuming the Turismo and Infernus Classics are both good and balanced compared to each other, Sports Classics will actually have two vehicles to chose from, not just one.

JunkTop
JunkTop

when the rest of the org piles into the Buzzard and you beat them there in a land vehicle

Soft_member
Soft_member

why would you wreck his bike? rude.jpg

Methnerd
Methnerd

Just send R* a ticket with proof, they'll give it back.

takes2long
takes2long

If you want clones of shitty coupes the game already has the penumbra and prairie.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

some hacker teleported me and fed me with money bags, what should i do to prevent ban?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Oh, thanks user, I'll do that

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

dont deposit it in your bank, dont brag about it

5mileys
5mileys

Send a ticket explaining the situation and asking for the hacked money to be removed

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Carpet bomb Edinburgh

RavySnake
RavySnake

wat

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

thanks

girlDog
girlDog

elevator gap

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Seeing the F/X40 being put into a slow class kinda makes me wonder how slow it'll be

Booteefool
Booteefool

What happens If I disconnect when I see that my deposit is being attacked? Will I just bypass it and lose nothing? Does it also work with MC factories?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Does that actually work?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No, Rockstar can still see the money, it makes no difference to them
Stop fucking posting this myth

Soft_member
Soft_member

I want a hatchback and I want it to be mid tier.

Gimme this.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Bully with GTAG
Inevitably turns into sniper duels

RumChicken
RumChicken

The mamba is my favorite car in the game to drive, but it's not for everyone. It's a very difficult beast to tame.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

invite to crew please
louie904

Snarelure
Snarelure

try to bully with GTAG
everyone leaves the area and I get brutally gang raped by a well coordinated team of shitters

Thanks for nothing, faggots

SniperWish
SniperWish

forgot to type pc

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what is that shitty sounding opinion

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Inevitably turns into sniper duels
Blame this game's shitty PVP

Emberfire
Emberfire

slow class
A lot of the sports classics cars are pretty zippy. They main thing holding most of them back is not having spoilers, which the two Classics do.

Playboyize
Playboyize

thats what the shitter cars are for right
you just drive up on a sniper

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

kill random
he respawns
kill random
kill random
he respawns futher away
kill random
he respawns even further away

what do you expect

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You either get blown up by a rocket or your face blown off by sniper fire.

Lunatick
Lunatick

drive up on a sniper
shitter pulls out an explosive to oneshot you with an insta kill AoE attack or uses the minigun if you have an explosion proof car
Nah. This game's PvP is shit and is only good for bullying

King_Martha
King_Martha

You guys remember GTAIV's PVP before TBoGT? You remember when we didn't have high powered military vehicles at the push of a button?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is it safe to use something like a mod menu inside heists or stuff like that? Or just fuck it never use it.

I was thinking about using one in an empty public session to tp around and do missions faster - but in the same time I don't want to risk getting banned.

girlDog
girlDog

Vice City is comfier

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

24/7 deathmatch near airport because the buzzard spawns there

TreeEater
TreeEater

Bully with GTAG
Inevitably turns into sniper duels
Let everyone else handle the sniping and play whack-a-mole with the rocket voltic

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This isn't GTA IV

eGremlin
eGremlin

NVM I'm retarded, didn't see tagged post

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Sabre custom worth a buy?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Very good for races if you're talking about performance. Someone can probably show you the customization but it gets a lot of lowrider mods you'd expect

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

checks how much money was made for crates
15mill
didnt even have to touch meme standard with randumbz,because if i did it would take even more time i spent for crates
thats how you do business mah nigga

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

more Cunning Stunts shit
instead of actual original content
FUCKING YOU KEKSTAR

Skullbone
Skullbone

so much effort for a shitty low tier car just to fill your warehouse
meanwhile,you can source super car and its a "get parked vehicle and deliver it to warehouse without any bs ai" mission
and they even have balls to write that the more expensive car you source,the harder mission you get,fucking jewstar

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

15m from crates

Shit, that must have taken forever. Crates are terrible.

Bidwell
Bidwell

hoo boy, gta sure is a fun game.

massdebater
massdebater

if you're going for a muscle car look, just keep it stock

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw we can't have rainbow painted Infernus Classics

viagrandad
viagrandad

don't mention the money, don't worry about reporting it

t. been given tens of millions of hackerbux over my time playing GTA and havent been banned or warned

idontknow
idontknow

nigger just change session if that happens, crates are so basic you don't even have to alt+f4 to avoid most of these problems

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

yeah,it did take some time
but i was mostly doing other fun stuff and occasionally did 2-3 crate missions every time i logged in game
also,abused the fuck out of 50% and 25% deals they had during holidays,i didnt even have to fill up completely

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Don't be a faggot and people are gonna help you
They're not safe, every menu can call the wrong native function and result in an instant ban, it's pretty much RNG

massdebater
massdebater

Most def. I'm pretty sure it's the fastest muscle car and the ghetto fabulous lowrider shit is optional.

Skullbone
Skullbone

ywn fag bash tasteless gay boys for having ghastly rainbow paint jobs

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It was a 90s thing; I can't explain it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Most def. I'm pretty sure it's the fastest muscle car and the ghetto fabulous lowrider shit is optional.
the dominator racecar is a bit faster in a straight line and can be faster overall but is way harder to control

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw made $15M from crates in one day just by selling during Christmas

SniperGod
SniperGod

noice
have some tea

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

man playing as woman character

why

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

rocktar leaker guy said there's a reggera coming soon

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

because ywnbethelittlegirl

askme
askme

thats one thing, but
the guys who orbit the actual female members of our community
stop chasing e-pussy.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Any idea which of the new cars have downforce?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

apparently the GP1 does

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Because I don't make self-inserts.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

GP1 and the Ruston, neither have enough to be worth it.

pastebin.com/YkzuFgs7

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

if your character is the same gender as you, its a self-insert

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What is your train of thought?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

what are some of the best cars to buy right now?

Nojokur
Nojokur

tempesta

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Found my old Los Santos map that came with the 360 version
Anyone else still have theirs?
Anyone actually use the blacklight trick with it?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nero

Supergrass
Supergrass

zentorno

iluvmen
iluvmen

So stat-wise both cars are better than the Stirling GT (by how much?), with the Turismo being slightly better than the Infernus overall?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

somebody is still picking memetorno over pro20 or kewllio-siris
get that shit outta here,its days are long gone

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I will have my head inbetween those heavily muscled thighs, and you cannot stop me.

Firespawn
Firespawn

no contest

eGremlin
eGremlin

Looks like, it's not the full story but just going by stats they should be pretty dominant.

Inmate
Inmate

Not necessarily, but if they're not a self-insert, there's no reason not to play a female character either. I make a pretty even mix of both in games, my first two characters in GTA:O were both males, but my third and final character was female.

I just try and come up with an interesting character. My main GTA:O character is actually based off of a character in a book I've been writing on and off.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Zenny
not competitive

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

To get apartment invites and have horn-honking weirdos pull up in their most expensive supers.

Techpill
Techpill

female characters
interesting

kek

idontknow
idontknow

from all the scrubs i destroyed with t20,i say zentorno is as competative as taking faggio to a rocket voltic race

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

The Zentorno is still great if you know how to drive

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

get that shit outta here,its days are long gone

zentorno's faster than both of those cars

best all rounder

eGremlin
eGremlin

its better those people were shit senpai

iluvmen
iluvmen

Okay so the tempesta or the t20? Which one has better value? Or I'm down for another suggestion too

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

that's a p creative excuse i'll give you that cunt, but you are still liable to face prejudice for your decision as female characters are known to draw more attention

Emberburn
Emberburn

T20 is faster but Tempesta is an amazing all around car

Illusionz
Illusionz

youtube.com/watch?v=1JzU6lrasy0
kinda proves my point here
and for corners-depends on how good you are at handling them

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

So what do you guys value more? Aesthetics or performance?

farquit
farquit

drag racing

the zent is better cba linking the broughy vid

MPmaster
MPmaster

buy one for freeroam and one for racing

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Drag races
But since we're flinging youtube videos around:
youtube.com/watch?v=P0wpd06NaPQ
youtube.com/watch?v=khokApmF414

tl;dr: If you can drive the Zenny wrecks everything but the Tempesta and the RE-7B on a circuit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What about the T80? Or is it just overpriced

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

aesthetics all the way

viagrandad
viagrandad

Performance is kinda pointless in a game with retarded vehicle classes and equally retarded drivers, I just drive what I like

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Do you mean the X80?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yeah the 2.7mil car, my bad

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

It's good but I wouldn't recommend it.

Methshot
Methshot

Funny you mention this image. Go into director mode as one of the big boobed bikini girls and head to Grove Street. The ballas will cat call you over and over. I think my favorite was "How 'bout you put some lipstick on muh dipstick?"

They don't actually do the same for female player characters, I guess they were worried someone would complain.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw t20 was fastest car when it was released and now its on 13th place for supers
time flies too fast huh

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

don't be a faggot
in GTAG

haha good 1 m8

RumChicken
RumChicken

They don't actually do the same for female player characters
female

The Ballas have probably seen enough hookers getting fucked in a black rumpo by a mystery mute with tits to know what's up.

eGremlin
eGremlin

"You won't be able to drive this one out of-"

Booteefool
Booteefool

when you park your car in a bad part of town

Snarelure
Snarelure

NO PARKING

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

needing a ruiner2k to win a ruiner2k race
git gud

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

actual content update when

MPmaster
MPmaster

Overflod will get a new car!?#?!?

WebTool
WebTool

copying screenshots straight from reddit

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

*hits the first barrier*

SniperGod
SniperGod

I play almost exclusively in solo lobbies

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Tow truck breaks down.
They start towing your car piece by piece.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

2017
still using wall breaches

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I spawned like that when I entered the session

likme
likme

HEY YOU ARE MY DUDE RIGHT

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

FOR SURE

cum2soon
cum2soon

MY NEW WEBSITE COVERS ALL THREE OF MY CAREERS

Methnerd
Methnerd

What is scissoring?

idontknow
idontknow

What is anatomy?

TechHater
TechHater

Scissoring in the front seat of a car.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I think you should be more

Flexible

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

this

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I can't be flexible I have massive balls.

Inmate
Inmate

this is not my beautiful assistant
same as it ever was

Snarelure
Snarelure

never stopped gymnasts

Skullbone
Skullbone

He doesn't know.

massdebater
massdebater

Blatantly fucking a hooker with your hellacious cock isn't scissoring just because you're wearing a pleated skirt, user.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

they put a widebody kit on it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hyundai

massdebater
massdebater

bully with gtag
realize that it's 30 full gtag lobby so there's no one to shoot
shoot shitters with any more than 1 or 2 gtag and it turns into a swarm that leads to my boredom

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It's not the 90s anymore. Hyundai is good.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Time to leave that hugbox session

Illusionz
Illusionz

I don't need flexibility I have reach.

farquit
farquit

Time to go on a cop killing rampage haha

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You can't use the word "bully" and expect some 1v1 action.
Maybe a gtag session is not for you.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

hyundai genesis in gta online when

MPmaster
MPmaster

bunch of people using the small ingame chat at the same time to communicate
someone just has to
type
small brainfarts
in many
many
paragraphs
tfw
tbqhfam
fugg

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yeah boy

SniperWish
SniperWish

bully with gtag
fighting a shitter squad, having a grand old time
conflict gradually escalates
eventually becomes a swarm of Buzzards and Hydras racing to get the kill while the groundpounders stand there twiddling their thumbs
mfw

Bully is fun. Too much bully is boring.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Special Vehicle Stunt Races

so i know you can customise the special vehicles, but can you even ever use a custom special vehicle in the races?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yes. Not only that, there's no way to turn off custom vehicles in special vehicle races.

RumChicken
RumChicken

tfw you get kills as the ground squad before the air strikes come down.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yes, you get your custom special vehicle by default

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Playing through the single-player mode and a bunch of random explosions during the game.

What's going on? I'm still in the early missions.
Another just went off while I was typing this.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

welp, time for sharkcards

Snarelure
Snarelure

LAMAR IS NOT PLEASED

w8t4u
w8t4u

ground squad 4 lyfe
whut whuuuuut

cum2soon
cum2soon

Jets spawning and falling out of the sky

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

mazda 323 when
i want 80s shitboxes that are not for racing whatsoever

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Any bets on what order the locked cars come out?
My guess is
Infernus classic
Ruston
Turismo classic

RavySnake
RavySnake

that one gtag that takes all the kills and kills the server

I fucking hate you.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Have you considered getting good?

5mileys
5mileys

fuck you hipster trash

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

anyone else not able to form their MC?
cant even get on my computer

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

it's for the best

Soft_member
Soft_member

nvm works now :^)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

the session you're in is bugged SecuroServ/MC-wise if it persists

Emberfire
Emberfire

So THAT'S where Rockstar got this stupid fucking idea.

cum2soon
cum2soon

fuck you slut

Evilember
Evilember

What's the europoor population like?

I'm just so tired of playing with randoms. Things have gone wayy too far when the best players you can find are the russians.

;_;

I sent an invite to PC GTAG, the_embassy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

hundreds of shitty/ugly/slow cars in the game
"b-but I need exactly THIS shitty, ugly and slow car"

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

there are pretty much no 80s shitboxes in this game
there's the futo, the primo, and ?????

eGremlin
eGremlin

h-he's fast!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I have been counting. I have seen NPCs use a turn signal 14 times during my 1600 hours.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

As a racer, I'm wondering how common Special Vehicle Stunt Races will be moving forward, and whether or not I will see a return on investment with buying custom versions of the cars.

How relevant do you see them after this update period cools off, /gtag/?

TechHater
TechHater

pussy money weed need a honey and some g's

Emberfire
Emberfire

sourcing car
NPCs spawn so I pull over to kill them
car is behind a tree and way off the road
NPCs barrel past me and manage to still hit it full speed
3k damages

RavySnake
RavySnake

dude it isnt even about turn signals, this mother fucker must have some thrust vectoring shit on that SUV to have shifted like that

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

They'll probably stay somewhat relevant. People like to race sports/supers/motorcycles 90% of the time because they're snappy and they go fast, which applies to most of the Special Vehicle races as well.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Not very, but I'm still interested in seeing what custom tracks get churned out after the snore fests that rockstar made.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

When will rockstar add the option to mod suvs so that they work like burnout revenge cars with ramming?

Playboyize
Playboyize

thats about what he did, damn

cum2soon
cum2soon

Anyone have a good video of someone customizing the new cars?

SniperWish
SniperWish

I have literally never seen an NPC use turn signals, I thought they weren't in the game

Methshot
Methshot

"GTA Series Videos", the one and only channel you should watch for Online content.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Thanks I'll check it out

massdebater
massdebater

the one and only channel you should watch for Online content.
Broughy does good work, too.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Hide the car where they can't ram into it.
They take turns ramming into each other instead.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

sourcing car
eliminate NPCs without hitting the car
car spawned with no door
3k in damage

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

People who watch anime are the biggest shitposters.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

people who watch anime are the original 4channers.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

so they're dumb and full of shit, got it

Flameblow
Flameblow

Hope they're not proud of that

iluvmen
iluvmen

Grand Theft Auto Romania when? If only an excuse to put this in:
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko

Booteefool
Booteefool

God damn it R*, I just want to drive my infernus classic while I listen to this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVAQbsgl21U

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

?

Illusionz
Illusionz

So what's your favorite anime?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

all that blue cash piled up over there and you can't take it because lolfuckyou

Soft_member
Soft_member

Dragonball Z

w8t4u
w8t4u

Naruto

viagrandad
viagrandad

Teen Titans

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Not anime.
Good taste. Mine's Avatar.

Spamalot
Spamalot

How dare you

Dragonball is real nigga shit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

it's shit alright

JunkTop
JunkTop

Cory in the House

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Bible Black is the GOAT

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

(GO)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tease players with "cars the players have been asking for"
not a Countach
not a Testarossa

Jesus fucking Christ R*, you never fail to leave me speechless. Not to mention the Infernus already looks a lot like the Diablo.

Playboyize
Playboyize

not a Testarossa
People wanted the F40.

And by far the worst thing about the Turismo Classic is the fact that it takes the Testarossa's ugly ass side view mirrors, and blows them up and makes them 10 times as hideous.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

vacca a cute. CUTE.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why is the word "eggplant" censored?

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's probably an inside joke.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Source car
Racing on a track at LSIA
Arrive and car is driving the opposite way of the other vehicles
Keeps hitting them head-on
4.5k in damages when I get in

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What's the current best drive by weapon (non-motorcycle)? AP Pistol doesn't seem to be doing as well as it once did..

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Don't do many drive-by's, but when I play Cops N Crooks Captures, Micro SMG is the default and I seem to rek people by getting headshots a lot.

farquit
farquit

Annoying part about the Infernus Classic is the fact that the bottom lights don't even turn on unless it's high beams, like not even the little part of the light.

Small things like that makes the car look ugly.

takes2long
takes2long

Opinions on the Nero? I doubt I'll upgrade to the custom version because of the hideous spoiler, but the stock version seems pretty.

Bidwell
Bidwell

i love my nero custom, but i also love flashy spoilers soo..

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

stock version has ugly mandatory chrome accent that's hard to make look good.

Custom version has fixed spoiler but some really nice customizations, and it's more viable for racing.

Pick your poison

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is that new race mode where you are scored by how long you stay in first the best update ever?
no more losing to shitters who use ketchup at the last turn
pit shitters don't auto win by spinning you towards the end

Also unrelated, but the first 10 seconds of every race should be ghosted. That solves the demo derby at the start of every rocket Voltic race. Also players over 20 seconds behind should be ghosted too. Stops reverse driving shitters, people who never leave the start, and people who suck so bad you lapped them from getting in your way

SniperWish
SniperWish

God damn this would be such a chore to navigate. It would be cool for just cruising, but when it's time to grind no thank you

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

cock tries to pit you in Voltic race
hit boost and dead stop his car while also spinning him

Admittedly, even when passing someone clean there is a chance this happens too which is getting pretty frustrating

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'd imagine there'd be a mechanic to increase the top speed when in the desert parts since there's not much to render anyways

Inmate
Inmate

Night Ride
first part of the race is a fucking hillclimb that is way too steep for the Ruiner
if just one person even breathes on your car wrong you will lose momentum and have to start over at the bottom

Literally why? Who the fuck made this race and thought this was ok? You can't even parachute up it because it's at such a steep angle

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Maybe, it'd also give some value to those jets that seat like 15 people. But I'm thinking even the time to go from LSIA to Paleto Bay in a Hydra at full speed is a bore, that's like 5x that trip across

TreeEater
TreeEater

Now that you mention planes, we could probably just buy a flight ticket, but I highly doubt there would be freemode between cities unless they paid out a lot.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I like it a lot, fun car to drive, very much prefer the custom to the regular though. The default rear end looks worse than the Custom's default spoiler imo.

You do realize you can change the spoiler on the custom though right? There are multiple options.

idontknow
idontknow

That's true probably for two reasons, one a map that size would probably melt hard drives, and two the player per server count would need to be a couple hundred minimum to not feel desolate. And we know damn well managing 30 players is already too much to ask for from R*

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

kaz only talks to you when his main group of friends isn't around
feels bad, man. feels like highschool again.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

anyone still playing this single player? or just me?

comfy game

MPmaster
MPmaster

mfw finally splurge on the Ruiner 2000

Playboyize
Playboyize

Not playing it still but I prefer it over GTAO

TechHater
TechHater

Do its CEO job often. But don't actually do the objective, just use the nearly indestructible car the mission provides the grief the whole session for 20 minutes penalty free. Even jet shitters can't evade Ruiner missiles

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Does the mission car have infinite ammo?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I just got kicked from a game for killing a local gamur gurrrl who was literally offering nudes to people who help her do MC sales.

Well, more likely a guy pretending to be one, but still.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hope you reported the "girl" for indecent behaviour before getting booted.

RumChicken
RumChicken

looking for superstars to fuck around in missions

top skilled players required

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

More like you nuked the server with your menu trying to be funny. You're not fooling anyone you piece of shit.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Looks like someone got ruined

farquit
farquit

Why doesn't the Infernus Classic look like the one from GTA 3?

iluvmen
iluvmen

It's the beta version of the GTA 3 Infernus

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I don't like it. How do I contact Rockstar Games to express my discontent? And when does it come out?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Because the GTAIII Infernus was an XJ220, which is what the Penetrator is now.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Rockstar banned me for NO REASON!

RumChicken
RumChicken

I disagree.

SniperGod
SniperGod

The car started out with a Diablo profile, but they ended up crossbreeding it with an XJ220. In a way R* wasn't shitting when they said the Infernus Classic is based on the GTA3 one.

FastChef
FastChef

I've been hearing about problems glitching the Pacific Standard finale into repeating at the GTA Glitch /r/. Anyone can confirm that?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

foxysnaps said the ruston will be next
not sure what he based this on, but it's probably better than any guess i could make.

after that probably infernus and then turismo

iluvmen
iluvmen

GTAIII infernus is a Vector W12

Inmate
Inmate

Can someone add me to PC_gtag?

My social name is Erazors

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm not going to argue with the Vector W12 being a substitute for the XJ220 (since the GTA Wikia has been adding questionable bullshit long after I was involved), but the GTA3 Infernus is still a crossbreed car iterated from a Diablo design.

For one the beta Infernus doesn't have the W12's massive spoiler, rear cluster and a lack rear quarter windows.

likme
likme

STILL NO 512 TR
STILL NO COUNTACH

but desu the turismo and infernus look fucking great. Will buy them both no questions asked. But hopefully they will shake up the sports classics class

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

TURISMO WHEN

cum2soon
cum2soon

actually have a sixty car garage
nothing to actually store/too lazy to organize

why did i buy this

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Look on the bright side. Your assistant will finally shut up about it.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Ruston comes next Tues
Then Infernus in 2 wks
Turismo last

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

i mean
you aren't wrong

honestly I just want to pop my assistant and replace them with an answering machine

SniperWish
SniperWish

There's a super easy glitch to remove the spoiler on the custom version. It looks alot better without it.

idontknow
idontknow

The only cars I wanted are 2-3 weeks away

Fuck J*, fuck their dripfeed meta and fuck their staggered out 'We have a large player base because we literally hold them hostage with delayed content!' bullshit.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Stop trying to tilt me.

No one likes Go

Playboyize
Playboyize

Number crunching and trying to figure out the laziest way to run the coke front fully upgraded

2 nodes of supplies = 1 node of coke
Buy full supplies twice ( 150k ) for fully stocked product
420 k max sell (forget the bonus stuff for now)
420k - 150k = 270k profit

270k just for buying supplies and doing the final sale. Am I missing anything? Incorrect numbers?

Also how does the bonus thing play out in the sale, Im not sure

Lunatick
Lunatick

(((No one))) likes Go
ftfy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

There are some autistic spreadsheets about this, with triple checked numbers.
Look around, i dunno where.

Techpill
Techpill

They're just saving the worst for last

eGremlin
eGremlin

Turismo Classic and Infernus Classic aren't Bennymobiles
but the Elegy is

Soft_member
Soft_member

Aurora goes Andromeda

Firespawn
Firespawn

Just as ugly, but somehow looks even more like a tranny

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

So, does the Progen GP1 have any redeeming qualities? Fill me in bros

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Kaz likes to be around strong dominant men.
Maybe you shouldn't be such a bitch boi and she (male) might notice you more.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

it's tiny
it understeers
shitton of traction
cute headlights
paintjob matters a lot in aesthetics

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Can it seat prostitutes? This is important.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I-I haven't tried yet user

Inmate
Inmate

Oh okay. Well, get right on that and see if you can get back to me by Saturday.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Nice to look at
Like the skyline, but faster and better handling & traction

Mine just sits in my 'rarely used' garage. I give it a 6/10. Size of a comet, small nice car

Snarelure
Snarelure

Buy full supplies twice ( 150k ) for fully stocked product
Wrong. They nerfed the resupply rate so you need to buy supplies 2,5 times to fill up. This means you'll only make 232,5k profit per sale (in an empty session, it's still decent with the 20% competition bonus)

RavySnake
RavySnake

another $250000 bonus

Not complaining, but why?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

succ ess

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

the "please play our buggy game" bonus

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Nero Custom is the best car in the entire game

stylish
fast
agile

Nojokur
Nojokur

I wish I was born a girl but instead of cross-dressing, mutilating my body and fucking myself up with hormones and generally being a freak I find other outlets for it because I've otherwise come to terms with it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Which car is the best to make a sleeper out of? I want something that looks totally normal but drives fast as fuck

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tricked out sultan rs

Lunatick
Lunatick

You'll never find happiness.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Schafter V12
inb4 "it's not normal"

Spamalot
Spamalot

The base RS already looks pretty sporty.

Isn't the V12 supposed to be an AMG? How is that a sleeper at all?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Yeah the V12 does stand out from the rest of the traffic. I'd go with the Oracles, or the standard Schafter. Normies won't tell them apart from regular traffic if you're off the radar.

Techpill
Techpill

Well, it's a sedan. Although I have to admit the Schafter V12 looks bigger than a normal sedan.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Normal comet
I have fun outdriving people to the yellow marker in missions since its such a glass cannon
Tame the beast and you will be rewarded. The comet is my favourite

StonedTime
StonedTime

So?

Lunatick
Lunatick

qt is that you?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The Felon maybe?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

qt is an actual girl

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I tried to make my waifu but the creator is bad.

WebTool
WebTool

Which is a Diablo with a body kit.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is menu user in there?

Could you weld a Valkyrie to a Titan, do a AC 130 Spooky and show it in action, preferably at night?

girlDog
girlDog

Doesn't lwb look identical to standard schafter?

Emberfire
Emberfire

friendly reminder that women are not allowed in GTAG
tranny or not

RavySnake
RavySnake

How do you identify girls?

Methshot
Methshot

tell that to beta orbiters of kaz

FastChef
FastChef

Hello I wish to join the PC Crew.
Social Club Name: Tamarin8

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

wait a minute, kaz is a GIRL!?

iluvmen
iluvmen

t.horsefucker

massdebater
massdebater

The only good girl members are the ones that don't go around seeking attention and telling everybody they're girls

cum2soon
cum2soon

no its a tranny

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

There's the Zion. Fun car.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thank god

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

YOU'RE NOT MY CREW SUPERVISOR

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hahahahahahahahaha he is just an attention fag

happy_sad
happy_sad

What's the extent of Change Appearance in my interaction menu?

Can I change skin color and features like chin, cheeks, etc? Or is just to add stupid scars and shit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

yes

askme
askme

No.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Maybe

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

t.rabbitfucker

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yes but you can't make your character attractive. You can just change how they're ugly.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What's the best way to make money other than the stunt race event? I find the stunt races so incredibly boring and longas I am hopeless and normally come last. When I try death match I always end up in one of those RP/money farming maps in a sort of pen while only one person has a weapon.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Macro Blow Up 1. On foot.

w8t4u
w8t4u

i know, its just my character has VERY NOTICEABLE no chin

WebTool
WebTool

?

massdebater
massdebater

Intruder
Sultan

comet

Sleeper cars are not sports cars.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeper_(car)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

is it better or worse than pic related

Methshot
Methshot

Some people have managed to do alright.

whereismyname
whereismyname

worse, somehow

SniperWish
SniperWish

Vehicle Cargo if you've got it, Pacific Standard if you don't.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Manlets

Techpill
Techpill

height difference
you can't even select height so heels

Playboyize
Playboyize

No shit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Are you sure?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Very

Methshot
Methshot

tfw I actually miss qt shitposting

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

what in tarnation?

JunkTop
JunkTop

no you dont

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I sold my elegy retro so idk, did they fix the missing door handle yet? They fixed the brakes on the ruiner 2k so I would hope so.

Spamalot
Spamalot

You can change everything except gender.

w8t4u
w8t4u

gottem

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

J* fixing minor graphical glitches on vehicles

They haven't fixed the exhaust flame on the Seven-70 yet and probably never will

StonedTime
StonedTime

I am racist but that doesnt mean i would hate you or not talk with you.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Fuck off subhuman

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm not white
get out

Snarelure
Snarelure

I love being black on Veeky Forums because I know it makes white people uncomfortable.

5mileys
5mileys

I love being white because I know it makes me superior to black people.

MPmaster
MPmaster

t.sunburn

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

implying I go outside

DeathDog
DeathDog

Save for in the former colonies the skin of white people are adapted to the amount of sunshine they get, laddie.

Implying blacks can't get sunburn

JunkTop
JunkTop

implying we just don't get darker

it's just incredibly difficult

askme
askme

Friendly reminder that only people 6 feet or higher, that are purebred white (southern and eastern european need not apply), are men and have always been men, have the normal sexuality (hetero) AND most importantly, have a penis 7' or longer

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

are allowed in gtag

RumChicken
RumChicken

So when are you going to do the great

StonedTime
StonedTime

6 feet tall
7'

So unless they're also 7 feet tall their dick will be longer than their entire body.
Nice.

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw when 175cm and 5 inch pecker

:^(

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

purge of GTAG?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

fuck off im purebred european
i dont know your fucking apostrophes and quotations signs

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is that why you're a shitposting NEET on a Vietnamese flip book board?

girlDog
girlDog

Then don't fuckin' use them you stupid wanker.

To be fair I googled just to be sure before correcting you, but that's no excuse.

FastChef
FastChef

5 inches

lmao :>

likme
likme

be 5'6
8 inch hard on
though desu i would gladly trade dick inches for height so that a girl can actually want to see and touch my peepee

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Better than 8 centimeters.

likme
likme

racist af

iluvmen
iluvmen

Should I keep my comfy truck?

MPmaster
MPmaster

if it shoot like a girl, then its a girl

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

and how do girls shoot? I'm curious.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I heard that girls sit down when they shoot.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sure.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

People think Arcadius isn't the best office

Tasteless plebs.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Chick lean.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

a-are there any ps4 bros in here?

tldr: the good pc bit the dust ages ago i rely on a laptop for everything now since i'm older and more mobile, its a t420 maxed out, but the best i can do is like cs:go maxed out.
only a level 25 atm, and i've fucked with the settings on my router so i stop lagging out and disconnecting like some faggot.

anyone wanna help me run some heists? i'm broke as fuck looking for money, i'm only on the second hiest and cant get enough people in random lobbys to get it going.

on a side note for those who dont want to play with a loser:

what are the decent poorfag cars, currently running the RH-8 and the sultan for 4door and muh subaru memes.

spreadsheet needs to list if you can steal the cars

farquit
farquit

ps4
reddit spacing
Go home.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

reddit spacing

dude seriously stop this fucking meme

i've been typing like this since before we had captchas

it makes shit easier to read, stop being so god damned autistic.

and yea i use a ps4 for games now because i've grown up, and do a lot of software development while moving all over the country.

But like i've said best i can do on my laptop is cs:go or a 3 monitor flight sim setup because muh thinkpad dock.

i'm not running gta5 on potato settings, or dropping 3K on a "good" laptop

Snarelure
Snarelure

it makes shit easier to read

Not him, but that's wrong. Learn how to format.

SniperWish
SniperWish

why

so

buttmad?

TechHater
TechHater

Gee, you really gotta point out your race constantly if you try to make people uncomfortable.
be black on Veeky Forums
hey /pol/ i am black
hey /b/ i am black
hey /r9k/ i am black
hey /tv/ i am black
hey /v/ i am black
hey /g/ i am black
hey /x/ i am black
hey /mlp/ i am black
hey /co/ i am black
hey /mu/ i am black
Look I'm Cuban and that's close enough but even I don't feel the need to tell people on here that I'm Cuban cuz no one really gives a shit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Post psn id. I'm gonna hop on in half an hour or so and I would be glad to help you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Let me put this in a language you might understand.

I'm not reading any of your text

until you stop being an obnoxious cunt and wasting thread space.

Go home.

SniperWish
SniperWish

complains about "wasting thread space"
shitposts

hahaha I was only pretending to be retarded !!!

WebTool
WebTool

gottem ;^)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

wasting thread space

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yes it's wasting space when

Y

O

U

space out your stupid

S

H

I

T

like this.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

omg having to move my eyes a little more is really bothering me

stop wasting this virtual space in a thread that will always be here

i wont stop wasting space

and i'm not paying for your healthcare

deal

with

it

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

wasting thread space

We have to keep it at a text message 120 characters or less now fellas.

That's not how Veeky Forums works retard.

Kill yourself

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

gibs invite pc_gtag
scn ThiccPanda

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is there any real reason as to why you space it like that?

massdebater
massdebater

No it's not. There's no limit to how much horizontal space a thread can have. You're only wasting space by posting, but every post takes up the same amount of space.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Because it draws more attention to my posts bro lol. Wouldn't want you to accidentally scroll by my intellectual commentary.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Blacklisted for griefing crew

Techpill
Techpill

What
Are you on about...
...M8

w8t4u
w8t4u

How THICC?

DeathDog
DeathDog

The only thing you can really argue is that Lombank has a better roof. That and maybe Lombank/Maze West have lower helipads.

For everything else Arcadia is better.

King_Martha
King_Martha

that and youre an attention whore who just NEEDS his replies, isnt that right.
thats what you use reddit for isnt it. for the upvotes on your shit jokes. anywhere where you cant comment and get recognition for it just isnt worth your time, huh?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Lombank roof is great. But the garage on it is garbage, the entrance is in a pit. Arcadius garage entrance is by far the best one. Personally I also like the location better on Arcadius.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Dead game

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I feel as though this would be perfectly fine provided there was some sort of immersive quicktravel with a better use of planes and trains to get around. Cruising around long stretches of nothing in the desert and mountains would be a blast.

Most all jobs would be localized to your city/county and you would only be able to take cross-country work knowingly to making grinding a non issue.

Cross-country races would also be tits.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

BOXVILLE GRAND TOUR DELIVERY

Techpill
Techpill

My Nimbus would finally be useful!

StonedTime
StonedTime

I would honestly be fine with this.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Numbus
Not a Luxor Deluxe

Pleb.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I like the Lombank garage, feels like a secret entrance. The view from onside the garage is nice as well

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Luxor has an ugly color scheme and in general looks nowhere near as good as Nimbus.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Posting cutest girl.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I don't see Catower in that picture

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

We said girls
not landwhales

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Thank you, user.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

good joke

Spamalot
Spamalot

and im not paying for your healthcare

lol fag wants help but refuses to give any

iluvmen
iluvmen

nice

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

what are the decent poorfag cars, currently running the RH-8 and the sultan for 4door and muh subaru memes.

It's not a car, but a bike tbqh. Get yourself a nice Bati 801 and you'll have a decent street/competitive vehicle.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I sure wish they'd put more cars into the import/export vehicle selling business. I love stealing and driving cars back to my warehouse and then bringing them to a buyer, but doing the same 10 cars gets boring fast

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Tad late, reply if you still need heist members.
anything under 100k you can steal

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Assistant > Stripclub bartender

FastChef
FastChef

if they were really smart they'd have the option for players to submit their cars for import/export to diversify the list.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Aren't they the same person though

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Damn, that'd be even better. Too bad R* isn't reading these threads.

happy_sad
happy_sad

not paying for your healthcare

Yes you are, it's deducted automatically from your earnings, so you're actually the one who has to deal with it

FastChef
FastChef

Yacht bartender > Female assistant

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

mfw I get all your money because im a welfare queen
mfw all i do is just 2hrs of work/week
mfw spend it on garbage to shit on people
this applies only to the usa, everyone else can get carpet bombed by the usaf, thanks

Booteefool
Booteefool

Post her

viagrandad
viagrandad

pros:
works nearly 24/7, will answer your calls so long as you are alive and in freemode
stays by your side even when a nigger is shooting up the building
offers you a home in addition to an office
only seems to desire a small percentage of your earnings
will call nearly any pegasus vehicle you own for you (w/ exception of planes/boats)
will remove impounded vehicles for a small fee if you call her
can deploy a volatus with a qt jamaican pilot and quick travel on request
will supply infinite life-saving snacks to you at the desk
has gin, whiskey, wine and even health-replenishing green juice laid out for you

cons:
never seems to leave the office when you're around
doesn't clean up the office often enough

assistant a best

Methshot
Methshot

Well at least they're not the clubhouse bartender

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Doesn't matter, you can't fuck any of them anyways.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what if rockstar implemented an update that let you have sex with any car of your choosing for money

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'd double team a Sultan with Blater

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

would be great

Spamalot
Spamalot

I've been away for about 2 years. Is GTA Online fun yet

Skullbone
Skullbone

finally i can love my insurgent

Bidwell
Bidwell

It will be once the car sex update rolls out.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

now all we need is a set with the Kuruma, the Hydra and the Buzzard getting fucked hard

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

can I get reinvited to PC gtag? dropped crew for a sec to try to fix this crew emblem bug

its peperoni_playboy

5mileys
5mileys

Blacklisted. Once you're out of the crew you're out for life.

takes2long
takes2long

jokes on you, I'm already back in and I'm backtracing your IP.

all your GTA bucks are mine kiddo

cum2soon
cum2soon

Excuse you, bastard? I'm a retiree from the cyber police and I'll have you know we take threats very seriously. I just called my buddy Josh up and he's sending a squad car out to your house right now. You should be able to notice how your computer's seizing up, we're commandeering that remotely. I was on the Inter-force for 12 years, and I know your type. Sad, loser virgins that get their laughs disrespecting people on the internet and "fapping" to all sorts of disgusting depraved shit. Once we find your stash you'll spend the rest of your miserable little life, if you can even call it a life, behind bars. You should've thought before you spoke, twerp, now you're in over your head. Maybe you could've realized the mistake you were making, maybe you could've turned your life around, but now it's over. You fucked with Former Commissioner Drake of the Cyber Police, and now you're done.

takes2long
takes2long

Make the plunge. You have literally no excuse!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Compared to the V12, holy shit the Cogno is a long boat.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Did they hotfix custom vehicles in special races?

Emberburn
Emberburn

late late

fuck it, blackraven546 (dont laugh its old as fuck)

girlDog
girlDog

The fullsize Cog is one of the longest storable vehicles in the game. I should put one next to a Sandking XL sometime.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I need to make $600k so I can buy my first I/E Garage.

Whats the fastest way?

massdebater
massdebater

try to do car sale
game locks up and none of us can drive
have to alt f4
out the cars, and the tune up money

Thanks rockstar, how about you make a game that works next time?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Half way through my Fully Loaded fun run
Everyone left meme

God dammit.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yea it seems to be default to off too.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I swear its programmed that way. I can go all night without issue, then the second I start Fully Loaded everyone disconnects

Nojokur
Nojokur

buying a shark card

Evilember
Evilember

coddling poorfags

Simply ebin

likme
likme

New special vehicles are "balanced" IE mostly useless
Hydras are still literally unstoppable and can shit all over an entire server as long as they know how to dodge homing launchers

I wonder what they meant by this?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Time to make this chick (male) as cute as possible

whereismyname
whereismyname

These cars are way cheaper than expect.

What on earth J* up to this time?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Do Pacific Standard heists on hard, especially the finale.

Evilember
Evilember

They aren't actually that competitive in races and/or they're in classes that normies don't actually race that much.

Snarelure
Snarelure

making some progress. may need a few tweaks

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What should his name be? (I already tried GTAG's Cumslut btw)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

qt nose

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That is stupid

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

S-Sabre!

iluvmen
iluvmen

It's a good thing I like em small, because I'm stretching the Mamba's holes until something gives

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

man the mamba is fun to drive

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Hopefully they add a vehicle or something to shit on Hydras in the next DLC

TechHater
TechHater

You are attempting to access GTA online with an altered version of the game
verify integrity of game
still has same error
hoo boy i knew R* fucked up a lot with update rollouts but this is p. bad

Inmate
Inmate

Where's the fun in jetshitting?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

lol you just don't get it fukken scrub

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why aren't you playing with GTAG right now?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Because I don't need any car selling slaves right now

SniperGod
SniperGod

bl8 can go suck a big hairy fat one m8. he can literally go find a chubby puppy, put his face up against the shaft and pinch the pubes m8. his gifts are awful and his hands are better at handling dick than box.

Firespawn
Firespawn

someone who doesnt fly jets cause poor

Grind your MC business youll get rich soon

Playboyize
Playboyize

What gifts?
Why don't you like bl8?

Playboyize
Playboyize

because he's yoked and im not

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it's not really about what people can and can't afford, user. there's a jet that spawns in fort zancudo and the hydra barely costs more than a competitive supercar anyway. these practices can be mildly expensive too. how do you feel about them?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What are some decent colors for the Futo? Also how do I get ljt to stop calling me every 5 minutes?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I need an invite to the PC GTAG crew senpai.

SC Name: Ixthania

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

vehicle has only 1 modification option for bumper/exhaust/hood/whatever
people automatically think the other choice is automatically better looking than stock
>because it's not stock

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw intentionally keep a popular car stock-looking
nobody else has a car that looks like that
:-)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

yep

Lunatick
Lunatick

name 1 (one) example

farquit
farquit

Do you guys bully/grief on the PS4 crew? Inb4
PS4

I've got at 3.18 k/d with 52k kills if that matters

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I've got at 3.18 k/d with 52k kills

cum2soon
cum2soon

Anything that only has a carbon diffuser

Evilember
Evilember

And those cars are...?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Idk a fuckload of basic street cars like the Toyota corrolla karin something and the benefactor surano you know basic sports

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

To bad he won't listen to discord and make Kaz leader

takes2long
takes2long

discord

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

(((discord)))

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Source ETR1
Stupid bomb mission.
Damage total is 1,488.
SIEG HEIL!
Repaint it red and black with white tire smoke.
Sell it with no damage.

wish we could put swastikas on our cars.
okay okay I'll go back to /pol/

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

ketchup makes some of the Ruiner races literally impossible if you are in first place

Who the fuck tested this shit? You can barely clear some of these ramps with the Ruiner anyway, let alone bogged down with ketchup. And it seems the custom vehicle option appeared today but is bugged, not only can people who aren't the host change it, but it's default to off

Skullbone
Skullbone

this post gave me a stroke

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

blater
giving up his crown at all
implying he won't hold onto it for as long as possible

There's a reason why I didn't take him out of the picture months ago. He's a special case.

Make a new crew. Stop being a puss.

takes2long
takes2long

When the fuck is R* gonna update the wheel catalog?
every recent update that brings cars has a car with unique new wheels
we are still stuck with the same wheel pool from day 1
have to choose between wheels you can color and that slight handling bonus or unique wheel you can't color and no handling bonus

Just why? I'd even be satisfied with just letting us color the damn stock wheels without using the glitch.

Also, since we can have like 150 cars now, what wheel do you force yourself not to use because you use it on too many cars already?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

its another way of saying nigger.
youtube.com/watch?v=xqvfRYETTsY

why is jew and muslim cencored but christian not?

idontknow
idontknow

Censored jew
Censored goy
Oy vey ***im I wonder why.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

leave vehicle access on Passengers
idiot randoms try to ride along

leave vehicle access on Crew + Friends
idiot GTAGs go joyriding with my PVs

There's just no winning.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'd say it's because the "new influx" of players that Cockstar boasted about during a Christmas Sale of all things already left and shark card sales are down.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What is the "morbid muscle car" they mentioned?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

cubans get out. reeeeee.

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's the Duke O' Death.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Leave vehicle access on passengers because fuck you buy your own.
Only drive motorcycles.
Some random jumps on the back of my bike
Do a flip.
"nice."

FastChef
FastChef

okay

DeathDog
DeathDog

explain in greater detail the events that led to this so that we, as a collectivity may avoid your mistakes and get money and bitches

Flameblow
Flameblow

it depends, user. how long have you been playing and how often do you bully?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

FUCKING ACTIVATE WINDOWS CUNT

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Since launch in 2013. I ONLY greif and whenever I make everyone in the lobby leave that's when I start doing cargo missions. My crew mate browses here too and we've cleared out full lobbies in under an hour just the two of us.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_c-wdrbJ6CE

The only scrub shit I'm guilty of is BF helmet and depending on if the opponent is using it, the marksman as well

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

auto-aim
user, you might not like this...

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I used to play a lot of auto aim till it became a marksman shitshow. I bet I can handle it again though

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Sorry not auto aim I meant freeaim

Spamalot
Spamalot

youtu.be/qGtqJyUyy2w?t=1m34s

Rockstar FAGGOT

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Tell people you're Muslim/Arab and they'll spill their autism, that's how it works here.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why is GTASeries so clean?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Because it's the only place where Gtamen isn't allowed to leak his autism in, thus allowing him to focus on information and stop sucking Gypsy's and Rockstar's dicks.

takes2long
takes2long

autism
You don't seem to know what that word means or how it's used.

5mileys
5mileys

hehe I triggered you by revealing my ethnicity/religious affiliation, i am de master trolle XD

Firespawn
Firespawn

roll
lock on
shoot
repeat until dead
FUN!

w8t4u
w8t4u

It's generic Veeky Forums insults, why is it a problem for you?

But I haven't stated my religion though, I just said that because that is what makes people lose their shit on this site.

likme
likme

free-aim isn't any better, it's RPG and minigun-wielders having an explosive circlejerk.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Fuck off Reddit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I hope RDR2 becomes a good game unlike GTA V :/

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No free-aim is mostly the heavy sniper unless you're a no good scrub

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I've seen more Marksmen than Heavys tbqh

Lunatick
Lunatick

let's hope rdr online dont end like gta online

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I hate to be a buzzkill but I question the validity of comments made by someone called Rockstar Faggot.

StonedTime
StonedTime

How new are you?

eGremlin
eGremlin

implying Rockstar won't gut 50% of the story and keep all DLC exclusives to the Online mode for precious Buffalo Card sales

What, next you'll say they won't end up adding chrome horses or diamond horseshoes or something.

DeathDog
DeathDog

cool but where's the hot topic video for gta iv ,been waiting for FUCKIN EVA!!!!

I'm just posting some of the dumb youtube comments

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

this goes pretty deep user

farquit
farquit

i want rockstar faggot to impregnate my asshole

Emberburn
Emberburn

i want to cum inside rockstar faggot

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i want to simultaneously cum inside rockstar faggot as he at the same time cums inside me

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why are MCs the biggest pussies in the game? I thought they all wanted to be tough guys and shit who shoot down 7 jets from their bikes every day?

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's a cargobob episode
Get shot out by the AI because the barge is too far out to sea to snipe them
Swim back out and kill them all
Carefully climb on the wall of the barge to get back in the heli
It teleports me to this seat every time

For what purpose?

cum2soon
cum2soon

This exact thing happened to me once. I never did find a way back into the pilot seat.

Flameblow
Flameblow

tbf jetfags are more annoying, they simply exist to annoy anyone who actually indulges the new stuff

takes2long
takes2long

tfw no arena shooter gamemode

girlDog
girlDog

Why not just play an arena shooter?

idontknow
idontknow

I want rockstar faggot to pee in my mouth

SniperWish
SniperWish

New thread, faggots.

veekyforums.com/thread/171290175/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/171290175/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/171290175/video-games