Someone help

Someone help
I've ruined my fucking life
I just bought a motorless,transmission less,radiatorless, Subaru for $300
What the fuck do I do

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Get a motor, transmission and radiator, and put them in. What the fuck were you expecting?

Cut a hole or two in the floor and start flintstoning that motherfucker, motherfucker

$500 and an afternoon
you know what to do

Flintstone that shit down a hill and off a sick jump.

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How do I do that? Whats the cheapest option possible?
and without a motor/tranny isnt it just FWD?

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>without a motor/tranny isnt it just FWD?

Foot-Wheel Drive

please whats a cheap reliable engine I can put in? a honda d series?

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Just buy the original motor famalam. Putting in anything else will require you to grind and cut and machine.

You sound so much out of water for this one so I'd just suggest scrapping it. Or selling it onwards and hoping to get that 300 back.

you think i can afford an original motor+tranny
?

lol why the fuck would you spend that much on 30% of a car? You can get a complete WRX with a fucked head gasket for $1000 near me.

What the fuck were you expecting with a motorless and transmissionless car?

>if you dont know how to do something you should give up on learning

This is a pic of the engine bay.

From what I've seen the biggest losses of interest for the whole car-culture come from endless projects like these.

Would you start learning how to work on a car by doing a rolling build?

>find junked GM with supercharged V6
>hammer and whack things til it fits

>What the fuck do I do
You know exactly what to do you worthless piece of shit, it's time to put a Supercharged LSX mated with a GETRAG™ 7-speed in that heap of junk

you bought a car for $300 what did you expect

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>buy second mechanically operational junker
>transplant drive train and other necessary components
>sell the new shell off to some other poor sap and recuperate your losses

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what?

I just need to know the cheapest subaru motor and tranny that can go into this

Go to a junkyard and find a working ls vee ate.

You could probably pick one or two of these engines breddy cheap, not that you'll be going very fast

The entire purpose of that car has been defeated....a fagiata would have made more sense

go to a junk yard and find all these things. probly cost you 400-600 for a back yard mechanic to throw it in

this guy gets it.

Do you think it's the 1960s?

LS1

no. which is why junk yards dont typically have 1960's shit in them anymore. you may have to call a few to get a decent subaru engine. but ive done a newer mazda 3 engine/tranny swap from a junk yard a couple times

>i got a radiator out of a scrap yard once
GG

Do you expect me to believe that engine swaps are that cheap

if you can't afford a engine, transmission, or radiator, then why did you buy it?

thats why i said back yard mechanic lol. you'd typically know the guy. i usually charge 400-500

most scrap yards deliver that stuff free of charge too. here anyways. if you dont have a lift they're generally 20-30 bucks for the weekend to rent (they also deliver). ive done quite a few swaps in the driveway

engine lift/cherry picker, whatever you want to call it

From that question alone I know youre in over your head

he totally is.

Hot. Made the car right.

Hes telling you to go find another same model subaru that has been like rekt from the rear end, anything that has good drivetrain, take its motor+tranny+anything else you want, and sell the rest of the parts. That is honestly your best bet, much cheaper than buying an engine alone sometimes.

Go find a 2.2L from a wrecker and put it in there.

Why can't I just find a cheap subaru in general? It should work right?

God fucking damnit, how much do you know about cars in general?
The best option for you would be to resell and try to get your money back.

if he manages to find an engine and transmission he could probly pay a shop to put it in...for like 2 grand... lol

What is the cheapset subaru engine and tranny possible

Part it out for a fat profit. Buy a different shitpile to drive.

No. I can't do that.
It's either I fix this or I don't get a car

million dollar question nobody seemed to ask here (or maybe they did). how much money do you have to spend on this?

part the rest of it out.

How come?

>I don't know how to build a house, but I'm not gonna let that stop me!
He was trying to say he's in over his head

nissan micra engine: youtube.com/watch?v=d7IPV6uejkA

If you can't afford the engine and tranny, either save your shekels or sell the shell to someone who will actually be patient and save.

okay you've already revealed yourself to be fucking stupid and i was laughing until now but this actually makes me mad.
literally what the fuck were you expecting.

How the fuck has throwing away $300 ruined your life?

Sell it to someone as stupid as you and get your money back

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BUY IT FOR?

Lol I'm 100% convinced half of this board is underage and/or has a double digit IQ

This is the life you chose.

Also, it's just a fucking car.

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just half?

why do you guys fall for the b8?

Why are you here

OP you need to give us the full story of what happened here.

I spent more than that on a watch I don't like. It's not the end of the world m8.

Spoiled brat

That noose is way too low to kill him. He'd be able to just stand up.

>life ruined
>for 300 dollars

porsche swap
>isn't it just FWD?
its the transaxle that makes if FWD

Please try and put a turbo d series in and post pics

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WHY IS NOBODY RESPONDING TO THIS

THIS IS ME GUYS. THIS IS OP. THAT'S THE REAL ENGINE BAY.
What is something cheap I can put here? Is it best to go for subaru engine? What's a cheap reliable subaru engine?

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EJ20T
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Subaru_transmissions

We don't help cis white males like you on Veeky Forums, go away faggot

ej22 you can pick them up for chump change man

because that's got a radiator ya fuckin lyin sack of shit

EJ257

It does?

This entire thread is rly making me think...

Source a drivetrain and swap it in

nah i think its the a/c condenser?

OP why the fuck did you buy it? what where you thinking? are you retarded?

Or source an Audi transmission + rear diff and a Porsche engine for flat 6 + AWD combo. They should bolt straight up to each other, or at least a 2WD Audi transmission does in the first gen Boxster non-S.

>What is something cheap I can put here?
A bus pass is pretty cheap. You should stick with that.

If he's anywhere near Toronto he can have my 2.5l Boxster engine

>tfw this would be cheaper and easier than putting in the original engine/trans.

Only if you got for a junkyard truck engine with a pigfat iron block

Well I wouldn't expect him to get an aluminum block ls7 cammer. Depending on the year. An iron block truck engine and a t56 would probably weigh less than the original engine and trans.

>$300
>ruined my life
How poor are you?

It's officially summer

$300 is not a lot of money if you are an adult

He must be gay

Looks like that kid was trying to get "high", and fucked up.

The knot he did almost slipped free, and he had to tension it to prevent it slipping. He also used a slick material.

Failsafe failed. If the noose was higher off the ground, he would have slipped it and lived.

Where the fuck do you live? Shieeet I'd drive out there

>without a motor/tranny isn't it just FWD?
A fucking Subaru engine with good headgaskets and ARP head studs