Mass Effect General - /meg/

youtu.be/6zUilV_oemg

PHENOMENAL ANIMATIONS

given the CC he's looking better and better, its to bad we cant start with his face then edit from there

no proof

Ideal would have that gross facial hair switched to stubble or clean shaven.

She looks better in that picture than she does in-game

I want to watch Vetra lick his butthole

>Not putting these gloving previews in the OP
rockpapershotgun.com/2017/03/14/mass-effect-andromeda-review-opening-hours/

pcgamer.com/we-have-mixed-feelings-about-the-first-few-hours-of-mass-effect-andromeda/

Step it up WG

Here's your goddamn proof.

Do you think any of the romances will be poly?

I think Jaal might.

>Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=rE6dUc8QlfE
I love that song. Good on you, Nazi.

How it runs?
How is the open world working out?
Are dialogues really that retarded?
Have Cora huge salami?

I wonder if the Shepard effect is linear or quadratic.
Like, if you'd been able to save the clone at the end of Citadel, would two Shepards be able to get Garrus off two or four times as fast?

Can somebody post just a regular screenshot? I think they went ultrashort for wide monitors, and I just want to check.

>straight
>goes for asari

That's not how this works.

I heard there is an achievement to sleep with 3 characters in one playthrough. So if not poly there will be some kind of cheating/breaking up/relationship drama or something.

Do you think Vetra will be obsessed with soft human skin, plus lips because turians don't have any?

Will she use Ryder's for lewd purposes?

>tfw you'll never get spitroasted by Krogan

Gonna need sauce on that, friend

What are Cora and Vetra like in combat?

Asari are genderless, user.

only a best of the rest choice, really

You can make a new thread next time and do it before we hit 900 posts

Given the trainwreck that is our companions PB isn't looking as bad anymore

Monogender != genderless

But nice try.

hello /meg/

>and if you don't romance Peebee or Cora, they end up together too.

user pls, obvious fake since Cora is straight.

Kallo a shit!

She's still awful, but I'll probably end up romancing her just because Cora seems about as interesting as an old shoe.

Someone post Pelassaria's face model

>can impregnate each other and become pregnant themselves
>not genderless

i3 6100, 16GB RAM, GTX 960
Runs mostly at 50 FPS with a combination of ultra, high and some things on medium.

>How is the open world working out?
I've only played the first level and i'm in the Nexus right now.
It was mostly linear.

>Are dialogues really that retarded?
Pretty much all the stupid sentences i've heard were from Liam, that guy can't stop quipping.

>Have Cora huge salami?
No idea, but her voice is a turn on. The way she was talking low when saying how sorry she was for Alec's death gave me a chubby.

That is not where you should put a krogan, unless you want to become the interstellar equivalent of Mr Hands.

Damn

>No straight Jaal drama

*smacks lips*
HOL UP

Good question. I mean Femshep and Garrus always has the implications that she would blow him, which is something a Turian woman would probably not be able to do for him.

> not NOOT_NOOT

KROGAN COCK! SOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!

there's no nudity here, mods. Don't fucking ban.

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You don't know what monogender means, do you? You're just trying to get replies now, aren't you.

They are a race of women that reproduce via space magic. The fact they reproduce via space magic doesn't not make them not a race of women.

Different user, but the sexual endurance of RL birds is remarkably low, and most of them don't even have dicks.

How enjoyable would blowing a turian really be?

Oh, nvm, I thought FoV would have been in display/graphics menu, but it's in gameplay.

Incorrect. I still love Tali though, 11/10 little sister.

>that naked Krogan texture
jesus christ how horrible

Since fucking when does a game unlock in Canada after it does in the US? Our releases are always the same.

Reminder that if you play as BroRyder and don't impregnate Cora, you're a genetic waste.

NEED QUARIAN HUSBANDO, ANY CONFIRMED QUARIAN'S?

There's no poly. There are characters who won't mind if you sleep with others but that's because there are presumably characters you can just have a fling with if you don't want to go deeper.

Well, first she'd have to coax the penis out of its plating first.

>kallo
>not even mentioned in the datamined leak

MAN

JAW

Reminder that if you play SisRyder and don't get impregnated by Cora, you are a waste too.

Quarian ark is coming in future games / dlc

I heard rumblings that she is actually pretty interesting after the first few planets. not sure if i believe them though

Shame there's only half a handful of really good krogan cock shots out there.

That should be simple. The mechanoreceptors around avian and reptilian vents are apparently very sensitive.

That datamine was fake, user. Cora is straight and not going to get with Peebee. Peebee was strongest hinted at going for Jaal anyways.

have the devs definitively mentioned what the day 1 CC improvement is even going to *do*? Because as it is right now literally all edits on the same presets look exactly the same

> having a computer in your brain just magically gives you biotic shit now
Am I missing some vital information or something?

>tfw really looking forward to romancing Vetra with sysRyder
>but Jaal is also cute

h-help

>tfw barely any ME porn with voice acting

There's only so many times I can jerk it to "KROGAN COCK SO GOOD". And even that triggers me since she calls them "alien scum". Shep wouldn't do that.

They look like women, sound like women, act like women, and are always referred to with "she".

"Monogendered" is just a fancy synonym for "race of hot all-female aliens". Hell, they even refer to them as "space babes" in the making-of. Asari are women, get over it.

REMINDER FOR EUROFAGGOTS
reddit.com/r/titanfall/comments/1z9npl/guide_how_to_use_a_vpn_to_unlock_titanfall_early/

Use this to connect to a proxy of any country outside of Yurop, I don't know, Japan or USA.
That way you can both play the access demo now and you'll be able to play the game at the 21st instead of the 23rd.

It's more than an uplink.
aliens.wikia.com/wiki/Zha'til

read that as "everyone's glitching in"

>Bi Jaal
I want to believe but I don't know.

If there's ANYTHING for Kallo like flirt options both Ryders can do, let me know.

To them they're genderless, but to other races, or at least humans, they're female, and straight human females would not find them sexually attractive because they still have tits and vags.

Unlock all the hair for either gender

Why would I fuck a dyke? Not even a joke anymore now that we know she fucks PB.

Looks like a dyke and is a dyke. Not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

What the hell is going on here

You have good taste

where can i buy this game cheap

yeah, dialogue and cutscenes look like ass but fuck me the combat looks insanely fun. i can only imagine multiplayer looks better.

>tfw no Salarian waifu to ask me to watch over her eggs..

She wanted to know how it feels.
Just the tip though.

What a fucking fag.

post cute custom female ryders

if there is such a thing

Only humans physically see them that way. Asari manipulate the way they look to each different species individually. Humans see them as female, but who knows how they look to other races.

Yuss. The temper tantrums may still come to be

I disagree.

>i3 6100, 16GB RAM, GTX 960
>Runs mostly at 50 FPS with a combination of ultra, high and some things on medium.
I knew that Fagware requirements were fucking lie. I knew it. I've got nearly the same rig, only i5 4460. Thanks for the info, senpai.

"No idea, but her voice is a turn on. The way she was talking low when saying how sorry she was for Alec's death gave me a chubby."
Oh user, that sounds very good.

Anyone play multiplayer yet?

It's either a dyke or a coalburner bud, pick your poison.

What video is it from though

spoonfeed me

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fucking disgusting

But the datamine said that cora was straight

So what does the female character voiced by the tranny look like under her helmet?

He said cute Rhyders, not downie Rhyders

>pick your poison
Why would I poison myself by getting the game in the first place?

>can't actually romance suvi, she's just a quick fuck

Woooooooww fuckin gay

No idea, but it's the part where you recover after the first mission, you could go watch some video that shows the first hour or so.

did you try the male CC at all?