/tf2g/ - TF2 General

Works for my f2p account. Are you sure you're like, logged in or whatever?

>Lucksman
>Back Scatter
>Funslinger
>Quickiebomb
>Red Tape Recorder
How are these things crutches? I wouldn't even categorize natascha as anything but slightly OP and unfun to play against. The entire pyro class is a crutch, not just the phlog.

Buy the f2p upgrade and trade it to them, if all else fails just google it.

i have no hope in any tf2 update after what they've done in the past year or so

>update is going to be shit
>no one takes comp players seriously
>tf2 is dead

lol nice game

On the topic of fraging why is it so hard to buy objectors? I don't want a killstreak one and rise are the only ones on the market.
,':^¥ it pisses me off.

>released the smarch community case
>fixed a bug where the cow mangler could fire "charge shots"
>localization files

I have two blank objectors if you want one. Post id.

im retarded

are you salty comp players are better than you
it doesnt take much to know that comp players are better than the average player in any name, is that what really triggers you

I guess, but I don't have any tradable it's at the moment. I may just google craft schemas, if there are any.

being better than pub shitters doesn't mean you're good over-all

>How are these things crutches?

They make bad players better and good players worse.

>Lucksman

Low skill, spammable, hueg hitbox, and a headshot god would be much better off at all ranges with one of the rifles

>Back Scatter

I wasn't too sure about this but nothing Scout has really seems like a crutch. It helps bad players get as much damage in as possible when they sneak up on someone where a pro will kill anything in the same amount of shots with the Scattergun which has a tighter spread and more shots.

>Gunslinger

Jag is basically better for aggressive Engie at this point. Robot hand got nerfed into dust and is basically useless for popping them out in direct combat, so put one down that has more health/damage/can be upgraded for that extra second of build time instead.

>Quickie

Less damage, less shots, but slightly better for direct combat. A bad Demo might do better 1v1 with people up in his face with it, and a good Demo will either keep people at a distance better, use regular stickies more effectively, and/or hit pipes, all while having more overall damage before reloading.

Fast charge and destroying other stickies aren't good enough utilities generally to make it a sidegrade

>Red Tape

Bad Spy will run in, sap everything, die, get everything knocked off; with the sapper the damage just gets repaired, with RedTape he's brought everything down at least one level and removed all metal from a dispenser. Good Spy will just sap buildings more slowly with it.

>Natascha

Less damage and slower rev so you're overall less effective but you'll make your tracking a little easier for it, so a bad player who CAN'T EVEN PLAY HEAVY would have "better" tracking and a good Heavy would never ever use it

he needs to have like an hour or something in a paid game or something. I bought my gf both poker nights when she started playing tf2 with me

being better than 90% of the playerbase (pub babies) means you are decent
being stuck in pubs forever means you are shit forever

>look at steam friend's stats
>most played by like a hundred hours: Pyro

being stuck in a shit game means you are shit forever

but i dont play overmeme

There is no blueprint, you just craft random melee weapons until you get one. I got like four from trying to craft a freedom staff, you can have one.

The sandman is so good.

>2017
>he doesn't main the objectively worst class that keeps getting shafted for some reason

Strange killstreak Escape Plan
(Kills while low health part)
or
Strange professional killstreak Escape Plan
(Mandarinn Fire Horns)

strange equalizer

StPKS Ecsape Plan

pro ks, put a cheapish ks on rocket lunch so you can whip out pick when need see eyes

I already have fire horns on my rocket launcher, though.

I'm just tempted because I want a full fire horns loadout.

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>idle/achievement make up 11%

I'm so sorry, /tf2g/. I swear it's a habit I picked up in 2012.

>comp csgo

disgusting

I'm sorry :(

reminder to join the 1% :^)

what the fuck

>koth (non casual maps)
>cp (non casual maps)
>pl (non casual maps)
>ctf (non casual maps)
the fuck does that mean

buff minigun damage by 35%
remove gru

I can't fucking play at 11 pm, I have shit to do tomorrow

>buffing powerful classes that arent fun anyway
might aswell give engineer a smaller sentry that deploys faster. do you want to kill this game?

>tfw no strange smissmas hood.

Why did I choose a to wear hat that will NEVER have a strange variant?

Butchered that entire fucking sentence. FUCKING HELP.

heavy is the weakest stock class

>minecraft

A pure damage buff would not help that. Damage is not his problem.

>not going on minecraft servers to piss on kids and get kicked.

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300hp and high damage output
extremelly powerful specially if theres a medic up his rectum

>he frequents achevement_idle servers
end your life immediately

if you want to give him flat damage buffs then that fat fuck is going to need some serious health nerfs to compensate

I play pubs and stop that tank, too.

It's just a habit I picked up when trying to idle for free item drops.

>advertises a server
>not even in it

>He didn't get the cheater's lament
s m h t b h f a m

Is there a point to having a level 100 items?

Or do levels don't even matter.

yes it is. his gun takes almost a second to spin up and deals like 50 dps past point blank. good luck getting into point blank range when you move at 110 HU/s.

>muh defense class isn't supposed to move

the other two defense classes are better for a strictly defensive role.

umm no sweetie ;) he's already an east target. it evens out the first-second-damage-nerf they added a while back

Don't fucking remind me please.

It's a shitty hat but it's a piece of tf2 history that'll never come back.

They do nothing but increase peen.

morwanneg please
:(

would anyone want my level 100 vintage backburner i've been trying to sell it forever

>under 100 viewer stream
>sub only mode
kys b4nny

Is it killstreak?

I'll buy it if it is.

Where is the best tutorial to learn how to use SourceMod for TF2?

No

please buy it anyway

you could add your own killstreak i-if you really wanted

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Give me a trading card, and you have yourself a deal.

i didn't make this

put your profile up boyo and we'll get talking

What?

/id/ShootMeForTwelveDollars/

How are you posting your id if you are banned for a month?

just subscribe? i dont see the problem

You'll never be able to say you were a good boy.

never ever :^)

STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

one of my favorite memes., from this general, are where you reply to people without clicking their post number.. so it just looks like a bunhc of people talking "in the breeze", so to speak;

Alright, how do I make my tf2 stop skipping frames?
What graphics setting should I lower?

I'll never forgive you for helping to make achevement_idle what it is today.

>tfw you were too late for cheater's lament
>tfw you were too early for f2p
Fuck

t. December 2010 memer

anandtech.com/show/1549/2
is dx8 really "oudated" ?

replying to a post by number isn't hard, why don't you do it?

your greed for hats is unstoppable
makes me sick
i never cared much, never wasted my time on that stuff, got the cheaters lament, spent my days focusing on having fun...
but you, you sir are scum, you dont deserve

the fuck is a bipuser

Is this how it feels to have your sins anchor you down?

Will my eternal shackles never be undone?!

it is in the sense that some people actually like those features but i would argue they aren't worth the performance decrease

Trust me, It's a personal hell for everyone involved.

no, I live up in buttfuck, nowhere Alaska go into petroleum engineering, the pay is fucking ridiculous for doing nothing but crunching numbers six hours a day and because of people like you, nearly 80% of the """""community""""" servers I can actually play on are fucking achevement_idle garbage.

You got your shitty craft hats, you can wear those instead.

or did you jew them out for 1-3 refined back in 2009?

>that guy who aimbots on pub servers, but does it really quietly with no spinbot or anything
so let me guess, blizzard shills are trying to drive people out of TF2 right? there's no other reason for someone to try and cover up an aimbot in a pub match

Half of them are empty anyway, or full of kids and aimbotters.
It's not even fun to play on them anymore, not how I remembered it at all when I first started it.

It's just a cesspool, and I helped.

Oy Vey.

>have a really high mouse sensitivity
>miss half of my shots
>get accused of aimbotting because i'm twitchy

>join match
>enemy team is all red
>it's a fucking friend stack
Get the fuck out of here and go play Oberwash you fags

On a scale of 1 to bad how bad is competitive?

If everyone on one team goes heavy then they can't lose.

>Have pretty good aim(imo) when I'm in the zone.
>Never get accused of aimbotting.
>No compliments ever.

I'M TIRED OF BEING FUCKING AVERAGE

>my team is all blue
>their team is all red
>red team gets a minute to set up outside of our spawn doors
wtf how is this fair