/sthg/ - Sonic The Hedgehog General

I do this all the time.
>tfw married a short bubbly cute chick that likes pink and looks great in red and thigh highs.

>get all emeralds in sonic 2
>clear stage with over 50 rings
>jump after the finish
>sonic goes super
>game never loads next level

For something more grounded in canon, we know that her bionics pull from her stamina to function. She'd have to have significant endurance training to maintain max output for as long as possible.

Which means you'd better be prepared for the long haul when she beckons you to bed.

I'd like a kind, caring, shape-shifting girlfriend.

everyone jumped on the breast envy thing but no one opposes the friendly girl on girl groping.

Cheers to living the dream, fellow user.

I wouldn't be surprised if, on top of the endurance training, she had to eat a lot just to get the energy needed to maintain her bionics. Good thing she married a cook and knows how to cook herself

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NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEE

in other news, pan pizza revels to not have shit taste for once

Still waiting for someone to draw her polishing off a huge meal no problem

you'll need to keep a lot of rings handy if you need to do anything physical and longterm with her.

Nice to know I'm not the only one! Not gonna lie, would love a nice southern gal though. But mine likes cosplay, so I'm working on that.

Cute.

What he say?

Any stages that have a butt load of Rings then?

Who in their right mind would?

This won't ever get old for me.

>Which means you'd better be prepared for the long haul when she beckons you to bed.

if Antoine can keep up, maybe we can

I didn't say it had to be Nicole.

Casino Park is worth a shot. I think even if you didn't want to do anything particularly physical, she would be extremely grateful if you allowed her to experience the world a fair amount.

But would you be opposed if it were Nicole?

I knew I was in deep when I noticed a pattern in the fictional women I was attracted to growing up. Rogue, Bunnie, etc.

Antoine probably trained for that shit just so his fucking hips wouldn't break on impact

Someone hasn't played Halo 4 it seems

He has the perk of being the greatest lover on Mobius though.

That's not how you spell scourge

Scourge is probably like All Star Batman: One pump chump. Either that or he cries during.

Congrats on having top tier taste user, I think the universe rewarded you for it. Or did you proactive hunt southern cuties?

Amy/Bunnie best girls.

Take her everywhere in her computer and have it look like she's there. Maybe those 5 or 10 ring bundle things will extend it even more?

has topaz ever been drawn as an anthro/mobian/sonic character ?

You all pretend that /sthg/ is better than the rest of the Sonic fan community. You all pretend this a little haven in sea of autism.

But you stupid fuckers and your shipping and obsessing over fictional anthro breasts have proven otherwise tonight.

Congratulations. You have made us on par with Deviantart when it comes to autism.

user, this is par for the course. If anything, this is fucking tame. But since you're obviously new here you wouldn't know that

Any delusions of this community being better than the norm died when the first Conductor left during the Ride

Would you guys care about Nicole if she didn't have this form and she just stayed as a computer instead?

>You all pretend that /sthg/ is better than the rest of the Sonic fan community.
I gave up saying that a long time ago. The only Sonic place that this place is better than is the official SEGA forums.

>But would you be opposed if it were Nicole?
I didn't say that. But she'd have to be okay with changing her figure for my boner.

>Antoine probably trained for that shit just so his fucking hips wouldn't break on impact

>He has the perk of being the greatest lover on Mobius though.

wasnt counting on that, damn antoine sure deserved her i guess

All Sonic fan communities are equally shit, just for different reasons. To think one is better than the other is nothing short of delusional

It was mind-boggling luck, I assure you. Not a day I'm not reminded I won life's lottery.
/blog

Only if she kept the sassiness she had in the pre-50 issues.

You're welcome? Why does it matter what anyone thinks anyway?

/sthg/ isn't one person, and it's not "all" of us.

calm down.

I wonder, would this place even have existed if TonightsConductor hadn't taken the reigns? If so, when do you think it would've started?

>blog
Same! Good to hear that someone out there is enjoying their life though! Congrats user.

/sthg/ isn't one person, we have our good days and our _sparky_days.

What exactly is your point, other than that fact that your salt is palpable?

>I wonder, would this place even have existed if TonightsConductor hadn't taken the reigns? If so, when do you think it would've started?

I wasn't around for the Ride that spawned /sthg/ was he the originator of /sthg/? The creator of the first general? Is he aware of how much porn he is responsible for?

He says that Topaz is the only sonic character that he would want to fuck.

It's not about being better. It's about having fun!

there is no sex in the comics but he sure had quite some appeal to most of the girls

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>was he the originator of /sthg/
No. user asked the question because he was responsible for saving and continuing the ride after the first conductor gave up. If the ride hadn't been seen all the way through, there's doubt over whether we would have bothered making this general.

Delete this.

>Obsessing over fictional anthro beasts
user,
>obsessing over complicated inputs to make one anime hit another anime
>obsessing over layers and layers of nodded files to create the perfect sex doll
>obsessing over pieces of virtual cardboard
>obsessing over games
>obsessing
Don you not grasp the POINT of Veeky Forums?

I doubt this place would've come to be, as the Ride would've likely died there, and with it the momentum that carried over to the daily /v/ thread and eventually here. Now this place would've likely formed anyways, but much later. Probably around the aftermath of the Party, and the comics would be far less talked about, as less people would know about them, and those that did would likely be the minority. It'd be very game centric, but once news died down, it'd likely either die outright or go full waifu like we did.

TL;DR, this place would've formed, but much later
He didn't create the first general. A namefag called Blazefag did. What TC did was essentially allow the Ride to gain enough momentum for this place to come into being when it did. So he kind of helped form it, albeit indirectly
No doubt about that, I mean it's implied he's dated a lot of the girls on his world

it's not fun watching people talk about making underage furries into their girlfriends

Post more like this.

>You all pretend that /sthg/ is better than the rest of the Sonic fan community.
actualy, i never heard of anyone calling this place better than the rest of the sonic fan community

she shouldn't ever

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>underage
The U.S. isn't the only country in the world.

>actualy, i never heard of anyone calling this place better than the rest of the sonic fan community

a lot of people did a few months ago, especially right around last's years SXSW panel along with the anniversary party. Everyone always talked about this place being great with "minimal autism"

As would I.

Amy's dress is LEWD.

I bet he consumes a lot of milk and cheese for calcium to keep his bones from breaking

it's still morally wrong regardless of what country you're in. If you sexualize

Back to Tumblr with you. They're fictional fucking characters who gives a flying fuck?
>Trying to impose any sort of moral authority on this site of all places

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And what exactly makes 18 the magic number? Why does a person suddenly become a sexual adult the instant they turn 18? Is there something you know about human biology that I don't?

This general is officially cancer.

who wouldnt really?

BREAKING NEWS: BEARS SHIT IN THE WOODS

MORE AT 11

She's the only human in the

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It's been cancer for a long time don't fool yourself

>one body type: the artist
Stop this.

/sthg/ - The Broken Record General

This same shit LITERALLY HAPPENED YESTERDAY

>the eggman watches you fap to mobian filth

what about polar bears?

series I would fuck. In a series with cute animal people and humans it barely shows any good looking humans.

god damn girls with short hair are cute

FUCK

At 18, most people are mature. Their brains are still developing, but for the most part, people can think rationally. The brain actually doesn't finish fully developing until you're 24 but 18 is a good milestone. You have to be officially be an adult eventually and 24 is way too old.

....the what?

what's wrong with her torso? Stomachs do not work that way, no matter how toned you are.

No, but I like hanging out in this place more. Why are you making a big deal about this place "considered" better than other communities?

Snively
Eggman
Topaz

Truer words were never spoken

I'll admit to fapping to the mobians but i wouldnt want to fuck them (no matter how cute they are)

But what defines "mature"? Because there are forty year olds who are childish twats. There's no morality to assigning an arbitrary age number. Teenagers are smart enough to understand what sex is and the consequences of it. Nature already gave us a way to determine if someone is ready for sex or not. It's called "puberty".

because I met meme man in person one time, we talked a little about fan communities and I mentioned /sthg/ and now I'm retroactivity embarrassed

Also meme man is a pretty cool guy even when he's not doing memes.

actaully 18 is an arbitrary number, every person develops differently, both in body ,mind and experience, ironicaly sex can help developing while the deprivation of sex... well it can have negative side effects in a persons development

Yeah they're cute but I wouldn't fuck them. It's weird in their world too probably.

>it's not fun watching people talk about making underage furries into their girlfriends
mom, look its Veeky Forums ! they are sexualizing imaginary beings again !

>Nature already gave us a way to determine if someone is ready for sex or not. It's called "puberty".

Puberty happens at like, 10-12 years old for girls. 10-12 year olds are not ready for sex.

well no one's the authority to decide that i guess, no need to take it so seriously as user did here

HEY GUYS so how about that panel tomorrow? Who's excited?