What's your favorite car from GTA V/Online?

I'm a faggot and run the Comet retro

gta.wikia.com/wiki/ZR-350

unfortunately none

in terms of most miles, my Ruiner gets the most seat time.

only car that stays high in the rev range while slipping just enough to hold super long drifts, plus you can fuck with the top. anything else is pure shit.

ZR-350 in San Andreas.

But that's San Andreas.

> Online
My Gauntlet. It makes loud noises, the windows are tiny so it doesn't let bullets through from random gankers, it's fast, and it's surprisingly stealthy.

> Single player
The big fuckoff 6x6 pickup. Accelerates well, tanks random collisions with traffic, sticks to the road and dirt tracks, and will deliver plenty of power through any wheel to get back into ground contact.
And it goes muddin' in the wetlands easily.

jesus fuck when did SA graphis get so bad?

Back then graphics didn't matter
Shooting prostitutes in 3d did.

>get chased by Sabre in city in my futo online
>take him to the tougue
>he falls off a cliff after the third turn
wew

My recent favorite for Online has to be the Elegy Retro.

I feel like this could've been better.
>Tfw you regret the canards because there's nothing else to go with it but you can't go back to stock because you're out of money
>Tfw can't have fans AND the grill and they made the grill delete look like shit
>Tfw can't have the rear diffuser + muh speed holes
Really pisses me off that it costs money to swap back to shit you should own from purchasing previously.

It's literally an 86 Levin. It even has a goddamn unique speedometer

Step up Senpai

>tfw you just love the Feltzer

It's my favorite right next to the Banshee. Their engine sounds make me cream my pants.

Why do all the cars fucking spin tires when I try to go?

Like I'm on a slight incline and the car goes FUCKING NO WHERE. Theres literally no fucking traction control and no way to stop it fucking oversteering and burning out. Burn outs aren't fucking cool its a waste of time

I wish the additions actually did something. All the performance mods just increase acceleration. Theres no control over any of it.

All the tires (cept the dirt tires) are the fucking same
the carbon fiber doesn't make your car faster at all.
the aerodynamic mods like those extra fins, canards and shit don't do anything.
lowering your suspension doesn't do anything.
No way to actually tune your car.

They really fucked up on car modding. Its pretty much just get engine upgrade, turbo, spoiler and transmission and thats it. Nothing else matters its all cosmetic which really sucks

Is it sad that in a video game where I had equal choice of any car I still liked shitboxes.

i started fucking with motorcycles pretty heavily. Bati 801RR and Hakuchou

sabre trubo is 10/10
ruiner is a great driver
i stopped playing before this came out, need to go buy a copy but i'm not paying full price for an old game. i'll just get the Hot Wheels update for FH3 on the 9th
engine sound is great but they're hard to find

Also because all the cars are so limited this pretty much means any race you do is going to be dominated by that one car which is the fastest, best gripping and everything thats it. Really sucks because every time I get into one of those semi-high end races, its always Neros, then T20's and R75B race cars. Rarely anything else and when you do see anything else, they lose

yeah i wish i could find the screenshots i took of my 8 and 10 car garages full of shitboxes. i had none of the new high dollar exotic cars and i couldn't be fucked to care enough to buy one

>no racing stripes on the Mamba so I can pretend to be an AC cobra

sounds like me

I had a bunch of max tuned compacts and sedans that I liked.

all the sports and exotics that weren't futos or warreners I didn't bother with really. I used bikes to go fast if I needed to

my one fast car was the C7 Corvette, two street bikes, the big offroad truck, a dirt bike, a ruiner, a sabre turbo, and a few other muscle cars and jap shitboxes

get good scrub.

muscle cars suck shit they just squeel wheels

my main car is a super tuned Albany Primo. I use the Vortex bike or the Buzzard if I need to go somewhere fast fast. I love the way it handles.

Weeny Issi and Benefactor Feltzer

Elegy Retro Custom is the shit. It is the best looking vehicle in the game so far.

Drift Tampa - not for everyone, but worth taking a look at.

Desert Raid - literally the best off-roader.

T20 - simply the fastest way from point A to point B.

Honorable mentions: Banshee 900R, Geländewagen, Stirling GT, Sultan RS, 911.

Stirling GT
youtube.com/watch?v=u6tcRnt1vwI

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also the new GP1 too, it has a great variety of cosmetics.

It's fucking shit, the Feltzer in GTA 4 looked much better.

Benefactor Schafter V12 Armored
Obviously supposed to look like a Benz S-Class
Not sure if it's my favorite car in the game, but it gets the most drivetime. Can't fucking stand the Kuruma most of the time (too fucking tryhard) and this thing can take two RPGs without blowing up, and has four doors, so I usually use it to run over unsuspecting players that are being dicks then leave the server. Literally fuck anyone who plays this game including myself.

Believe I have it 100% upgraded but I left the stock wheels because fucking look at them. It's also the fastest armored vehicle in the game. Not the fastest to accelerate but at full speed on the highway it can keep up with some of the best ones out there. Had to grind way too fucking much to get it though. Fuck this game.

> It's also the fastest armored vehicle in the game.

I take it you haven't tried the Duke O'Death yet?

wat.

I haven't played in a few months. Last time I played they had JUST rolled out the series of stunt cars, like that Voltic with the rocket on it and the ramp buggy. Not sure what that is.

I'll correct myself, it's one of the fastest that doesn't look ridiculous and blends in pretty well generally.

Dundreary Virgo

>"blending in" meme
>in a fucking video game

holy shit lel

the more you blend in the more you can pop out of your window and machine pistol unsuspecting bystanders. literally all I do is either kill people or run vehicle cargo missions or try to find someone doing the pacific standard.

Dude the AI doesn't care what kind of car you're driving and other players are going to see you, regardless of what you're driving. It's not like the car makes you invisible on the map.

The Z-Type because of muh GTA2 nostalgia

Honorable mentions: Infernus Classic, Penetrator, Elegy Retro, Stinger GT, Sultan

favourite cars: Sandking XL, Futo, Elegy Retro , Comet Retro (Widebody Porsches are my shit), Sultan RS, Canis Bodhi (because Land Rover0, Cheval Fugitive (Commodore), Dubsta 6x6 (fucking rad), Armoured Kuruma (perhaps best armoured car, that or the Insurgent

>Armoured Kuruma (perhaps best armoured car, that or the Insurgent
wrong

as cool and as fast the Duke O' Death is, I can't get behind the fact that it is a two-seater and you can't really shoot to the sides, other than that, yea the Duke O' Death is fucking rad

trophy truck.
decent top speed, great acceleration, and the spongy suspension is fun.

The Duke-O-Death has replaced the Schafter V12 Armored as my favorite car in the game. The Schafter V12 Armored is still good for carrying more than two people, but for general use, the Duke-O-Death has been my go-to car. It's pretty sweet. Mine is metallic black with chrome secondary.

Also, I don't like how we can't change the color of the grille on the Schafter. I would rather have it chrome than matte black.

People don't look at the map, and you can hide your blip.

I think blips were a mistake, frankly. It encourages random ganking culture.

Actually, lowering the suspension does effect handling - at least in some cars. It was most noticeable to me with the Retro Comet going from "sport suspension" to "competition suspension" - made it even more squirrely as shit and prone to spinning out, so I reverted back because fuck that shit. I also recall it being fairly noticeable in the armored Kuruma, too.

As for tires, they're not all the same - there's like three or four different kinds of tires depending on the category of wheel you choose and I believe three varieties of tire lettering.

But yeah, it all still sucks ass. An option to choose which tire and wheel size like back in Midnight Club LA would be fucking nice... not to mention customization of wheels or more wheels...
>Get Slamvan
>Has shifter on floor in center
>Option to have column shifter
>End up having two shifters
hektik

>squirrely as shit

Oh, hey.

Stirling GT, looks great, decent speed, decent handling.
And Dubsta for off-roading, although I really wish Rockstar would make the snorkels actually work.

>People don't look at the map
I probably spend more time looking at the map than I do looking at the game in pvp stuff.

I have to go with the comet on this one. Sure my T20 is fast and all, but nothing will beat the sick skidz and raw power the classic Porsche look a like is capable of laying down
>mfw the best GTA moment for me was when I street raced my red fully upgraded comet against some user in a super car
>he beat me in the serveral runs we did but I gave him a run for his money
>"damn, that car of yours pulls hard bro"

>As for tires, they're not all the same
When was this change made? Previously the best choice was off-road tires on everything because they match everything else on the road and make the car more stable over bumps and dirt.

I go off radar and do drive bys in my sultan sleeper car

I use the tempesta, I think it's faster than the t20

Sultan bro

>AWD
>4doors
>fastest acceleration
>great drifts
>make it look stock so nobody blows it up with their rocket launcher
>dirt cheap to get back from insurance anyway

Gang Burrito, also has two barn doors in the back you can shoot from. Can go fast if you maintain momentum and you're a good driver.

Love this thing,even if it turns like a pig at higher speeds.

Got mine painted in the classic Vice City Sabre Turbo colours.

>not using standard SS wheels
>that gold bottom trim looks homo
>your character probably doesn't even look like that fat autistic ginger from the bank job

Just sold my 2.5mil adder (Bugatti clone) so I could buy the elergy retro (r32 clone) and am severely disappointed. Just like how I would be if I bought an r32 in real life

Other than that the futo and dirt bike are the funniest to drive

Never tried it but I believe it; ugly af and probably safe to assume most think so too since I've never seen anyone with one.
AFAIK, it's always been this way, bruh. The tread patterns and sidewalls are a little different with each type (i.e. "tuner", "muscle", "high end"). Also if it isn't obvious, most replacement exhausts make the car more prone to backfiring.

Everyone's aware that the cars that used to be exclusive are now available for everyone, right? I picked up the Blista Compact and Stallion recently - too bad the customization for the Stallion is so fucking limited. Disappointed af 2bh, the front end isn't very A E S T H E T I C either.

Karin Rebel (Dirty) all the way

As of right now I really love my elegy retro since it is still somewhat new to me, futo comes in a close second.

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I'd say the funniest is a fully modded panto

the duke o'death is basically a mad max style duke

This piece of shit right here.
I'm a huuuuge fan of the XJ220, and the Penetrator compensates it for the fact that I'll never have that shitbox irl.

Honorable mentions for the Banshee 900R and the Rapid GT.

Comet is my primary car. I also always chose it for racing. It isn't the best car in its class, it's more challenging to drive it and everyone knows it. Winning a race with it makes me feel more satisfied cause I know that I haven't chosen the easiest car for the race.

This might be my secondary. It's such a badass car.

Another one that I tend to spin around because of its looks.

And Dominator is my favorite for racing. Another challenging car to drive. You have to work with throttle to mange it.

Again, the Surano.

that's why i went with the banshee 900r some races with lots of turns can be difficult to control but on those long straights oh boy i'm gone

this guy gets it the best handling super car i can think of I love it for stunt races

>long straights oh boy i'm gone

except not really because everyone is retarded and leaves Catchup on.

Why there's a scoop on the front bonnet?

yeah that shit pisses me off or after a long straight i'll slow down for an up coming turn and no one lets off the gas and slams me into the wall

looks cool obviously but's a mid engine car and it just now clicked with me guess i gotta take it to the shop

That why I always chose non-contact option when I'm the host. Shit drivers usually are whining about that.

Just do yourself a favor and undo all the mods.

>when you still get beat by the elegy/gt-r
>why cruel world

but they're tasteful and i gobba go fast

It doesn't have to look awful to go fast. Now imagine if someone would bought an XJ220 and do something like that with it. It's something only an arab or russian would do. Or simply someone who hasn't reached 18 yet. And no, it doesn't look like a touring car with those mods.

>>>/ovg/

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>GTA
>racing game

Well memed.

GTA is a racing game, a TPS, an FPS, an RPG, a platformer, a puzzle game, a sports game, a flight simulator, a tower defense game (freemode challenge), and a horror game (hydra out of nowhere).

>unironically playing Online-whoops I mean B& Thnx for the Cash

wat

>flight simulator

and its a driving simulator also right?

and a gun simulator too right?

Also a getting rekt simulator.