Is this urban legend?

Don't look user, can't be a perv.

My old highschool did this. I was hyperventillating.
Partly due to
>teens
Cute gym/volleyball shorts, bikinis visible through wet t shirt. The cleavage, seeing their pantylines through their shorts.
and because I knew they were going to leave scratches.

Jacked off in my car on the way home

>bikini car wash
>teens

Yeah no, that doesn't happen for the exact reason you know it wouldn't happen for.

Hey user, your car looks like it could use a wash!

My highschool did one for a fundraiser, but the students had to wear one pieces.
>one of the math teachers (male) showed up in a two piece and stole the show.
Was funny af.

You think people can't get their cars washed by teen girls without thinking naughty things?

This always happens.

And for good reason! To raise money for school activities!

My dad had a strict "no charity washes" policy after he took his truck to one and they stopped halfway through rinsing his truck off because someone brought hot dogs.

And gain work experience for related career paths.

When I was in highschool and we had a carwash fundraiser the sluttier girls dressed so damn slutty (biker shorts, super thin tank tops) then again I lived in a more ghetto city so maybe thats why the school didnt give a shit

It's a thing.
I don't trust them with my car though.
Wonder if they'll wash me instead.

Nice to look at but I'd be too worried that they fuck up the paint or scratch my windshield with their ignorance.

My pants too lel

I kekd

Lmao

Happens at the highschool near me. I'm not going in so those sluts can fuck up my clearcoat with dish soap and old rags.
heh

This is at a local bar in the summer, see occasional cheerleaders doing fundraisers in tx

Fap fap fap

>Is this urban legend?
We used to have those fund raisers at the Sam's Club parking lot next to City Hall. Yes, Sam's is directly next door to City Hall. But for the past ten to fifteen years there have been zero because of the water pollution runoff law. Since their wash water along with engine oils and brake dust goes into the sewer system, that violated the clean water law.

However, such activities can be done at car wash facilities since their runoff is treated. However, no self-service car wash seems to have authorized such fund raisers. No one is allowed to re-sell the car wash services. That situation occurred because some homeless tried to take over a self-service car wash by offering to wash the cars in return for a fee. The owners found out and put a stop to that.

>Sponges on paint
REEE YOU'VE RUINED IT

Shit I got distracted by those huge jugggs!!

>just scratch my paint up fampai

No thanks. You're a fucking pleb if you let anyone else wash your car.

>all those scratches

That girl on the far in end in the first pic and the purple and white polka dot top is pretty cute. I have more pics but they are almost all too big to post here.

I've only seen bikini washes done by high school girls. I used to ride my (motor) bike past the school every day. A few weekends a summer they'd stand by the roadside and yell at me to pull in and get my shit washed. I don't understand how the school could have possibly sanctioned it.

I'd probably sperg out because I don't trust other people cleaning my car. I just always get the feeling that they'll use beach towels or, god forbid, use towels that they dropped repeatedly on the ground. Plus, what if they use Dawn, etc. etc.

I have PPF all over my car, they would have to use a belt sander to fuck it up.

Hold up, is the left one post-pregnancy?

High School bikini car wash eh?

Sounds like a good time to finally put all 4 of my Go Pros to work.

Isn't it a Flickr album or something?

>Not using two buckets
>No grit guards
>Sponges instead of wash mitts
>No seamless microfiber towels
>No claying
I'm too autistic for this.

lol at the one in the back.
Way to have the recessive gene for Alzheimers!
would not settle down with for life.

One of the Asian churches near me does it to fund their missions. You get a platoon of kids, male and female, aged 8-16 crowding around your car just fuckin that shit up.

As a Catholic and Asian person, this resonates far too truthfully.

t. low test
enjoy your kids looking like pasty babies

>liking manjaws on women is high test
just fuck a man like the faggot you are

Ummm the cheerleaders at your school never had a carwash to raise money for uniforms?

And yes they are as great as your imagination will allow.

your masculinity is fragile

Science found that men who like manly women are actually the low test ones, and they naturally breed up so their bloodline doesn't get worse, while guys that like 25 year old jailbait are high test and naturally breed down so they don't accidentally destroy the world by populating it with so many alpha males that endless war would be inevitable. Less test = preferences like a woman's.

it's okay, blame your dad for being a low test

My dad was insanely high test. Full beard, six five, sorts had to be tailored to fit his shoulders, muscles exploded if he used them just a little, started bar fights, worked in a sawmill, spent time on a fishing boat. So he married a 4 foot 9 Japanese girl and had average test 5'10" sons free from the curse of being an extreme

But not free from inheriting Japanese autism.

>5'10" sons

I'm so sorry user, your dad was average high and because of your mom you came out as kings of manlets.

>5'10"
>when your height starts with 5

kek

Post male bikini car washers, pls.

My local highschool cheerleaders do them. I always borrow my mom's car to let them wash it then go to the park after and jerk off. I wouldn't let them touch my own car.

you must be 18 years or older to post on Veeky Forums

>license before 18

I'm 30

in the land of the free, you can get a license at 16. This should have been obvious, as he said he was going to high school && not the bong equivalent, whatever the fuck that may be.
30 year olds don't goto high shcool

shut the FUCK up

Rudey tudey.

so resize them

Back in the day when I wrestled we did a fund raiser. Nothing like a bunch of hairy dudes in spandex washing your car.

LMAO!

Highschool band did this

>guard girls with signs on the corner
>get to the actual car wash and it's just the brass section and that one faggot who thinks marching with a flute is okay

The rest of the woodwinds stayed home because they're even gayer than the faggot and know they shouldn't be allowed around cars.

The clientele was also 100% creepy dudes in shitboxes too, didn't even get to wash anything cool.

this is the wrong board for things like this but dear god that little blue bikini ass
>she will never shit on my chest

imgur

please

i havent masturbated in months

these pics aren't even hot... how can yall even get a boner without a phat azz spread so wide you can see her pancreas

Because we aren't degenerates who watch porn five times a day

They are virgins, case in point: