/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes -(/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/)

>exe file
gay

porn of them never ever

Needs Eredin pissing himself in background

They just want to get Ciri, that's why they needed Geralt. Wild Hunt bad, Ciri good. The end.

And yes, they were shit in TW3.

MQ after finding Ciri feels rushed and uncomplete as fuck. Wild Hunt, White Frost, Avallach, Lodge, all these plots really need serious expansion

Wild Hunt and related, yes. Lodge, god no. Had enough of their bullshit in TW2.

>no sidequest of tracking down Dethmold and slicing him in half

>tracking down Dethmold

Just head to Loc Muinne, I figure his ballless corpse is still rotting there.

bamp for cosplay sluts.
also daily reminder we've fucked Ciri in Witcher 1 already.
b-but daddy had amnesia!

Didn't get that ending. Went to help that stupid redhead instead. That's what I get for letting Broche down.

>also daily reminder we've fucked Ciri in Witcher 1 already
No we didn't ;_;

If higher vampires can only be killed by other higher vampires, then the Unseen Elder could just keep regenerating forever.

O'Dimm possesses the ability to stop time and who knows what else, no idea if he even can be killed.

In a planned 1v1 fight, O'Dimm would easily take down the Unseen Elder. But neither of them could really "win" anyway since they couldn't kill each other for good.

I ignored Triss in the first game, never touched her in the second, aside that shit in the prologue you can't avoid, and siding with Roche was just the natural course of events.

Just a fucking shame none of it mattered at all, given that we never hear a thing about Foltest's bastard daughter from Roche in Witcher 3.

>If higher vampires can only be killed by other higher vampires, then the Unseen Elder could just keep regenerating forever.

Then Gaunter O'Dimm has a new plaything for all eternity. Doesn't have to kill the fucker, just torture him for literally forever.

Moments like these...

>helping the treacherous cunt instead of your bro

prove it, post webms

got her card.

>Then Gaunter O'Dimm has a new plaything for all eternity. Doesn't have to kill the fucker, just torture him for literally forever.
I think he'd get bored. He gets amusement from tricking people and tormenting them when it's time to pay up. The Elder would never form a contract with him so he'd have to personally hound him to get a rise out of him all the time, it would get old pretty fast.

Trissfu is the only reason Geralt is still alive. My Geralt would cut off Roche's balls and shoved them up Iorveth's ass if it meant helping Triss :3

Roche is the reason Geralt didn't get executed (twice, if you side with Iorveth), so get fucked you autist.

>in pararell world where Philippa is fat asian
Congrats. Beware king fisherman tho

>"Geralt, you shouldn't compliment me when Dandelion is around"

>that
>fat
How does it feel to be sexually aroused by skeletons?

>that's fat to you

Triss directly saved Geralt's life 7 times and helped him many times before. My Geralt is thankful to Roche, but he is just an associate forced by circumstances. He has known Triss for years, so even if my Geralt wasn't madly in love with Trissfu(which he is) he would still help her over Roche or Iorveth without thinking twice.

No, this one is not

i bet you think Sammy is fat too.

she has fat tits tho

Your Geralt sounds like a fag.

Ok I just didn't like round asian face, that's what I meant.

Also tost moar plox

Well, he is gay for Triss :3

>spammer finally admits that triss has a dick

YENN PLEASES DROWNERS FOR COPPERS

lada lyumos is doing another nude cosplay. wonder who it'll be. HoS Shani, Triss or Anarietta I hope

okay

Anarietta plz.

donate to her and ask her for anarietta :^)

That was in dispute?

pls nobody inform triss that I looked at her shani cosplay

Jannet did a Shani shoot?

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I thought Gerry was gonna pull his dick out

i wanna keep Triss Jr.

I'm sure Triss wouldn't mind :3

pervert

make a cock reveal

Because Gaunter is love.

How's Somalia going ?

>make a cock reveal
He doesn't have one :3

delete this

But it's true.

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>tfw you find ciri unconscious and smear your essence on her tits

I knew it! :3

Best cosplay.

that's not tophwei

>not pulling down her pants and lubing up her bumhole

:3

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>page 10

GOOD. Let it die.

this website is rectal cancer, anyone have it on a pomfclone or something?

Webm of Triss in underwear doing this when?

No witcher ever died in a dead thread.

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Nice, very nice.

Can Keira and Triss do it at the same time?

:3

slow day huh?

Yes, they can :3

this thread is fucking pathetic, you disgusting waifufags should just kill yourselves already

Yippee

Trissbro is the very beating heart of /wtc/

Did you read the books?

Come and kill me

>Trissbro is the very beating heart of /wtc/
Nah, that would be Trissfu :3

Second beating heart then :3

>geralt and ciri get drunk
>things get out of hand
>ciri makes a move
>timed choice appears
>sex ciri?
you know you faggots would say yes

Fuck yeah I'd say yes.

Ciri's holes are exclusively Geralt's

Triss a best

Correct

So I got one of those free closed beta keys for Gwent in my swag bag at PAX east, is it worth bothering with?

ask /gwt/

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i need this in my kurwobianco.

>red and turquoise

hnnng

What's with this magical acorn?

You eat it and get two ability points

Don't give it to the peasant fucks

Can you guys post any reaction pics of Yen?

Particularly looking for ones where she looks confused or disgusted.

>also daily reminder we've fucked Ciri in Witcher 1 already.
wot

pls explain

Are vampires and allegory for autists?

>Battle of Kaer Morhen 2 days ago
>Beat main game today
>Got Ciri Witcher end
The game felt so rushed after that battle. All the Wild Hunt bosses were so easy too. I have more trouble against fucking foglets than I did fighting Eredin. The leveling system was stupid after finding Ciri too. You go from level 24 to level 33 in about 3 hours.

This is definitely the best game I've ever played but I wish they made the main quest way longer after you find a Ciri.

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Didn't know that, nice.

Don't have any, but here's sad Geralt seeing dead Vesemir