Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar >Faster than GT-R for half price >Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918 >Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin >Delicious FI variably timed V8 power >Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG >Dat sweet exhaust note perfection >Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
Jace Torres
Why aren't you banned yet?
Carson Williams
why haven't you corvette tm yet?
Julian Jenkins
I don't like "super" cars. I love the Camero/Mustang though.
Xavier Ward
Coming from an Europoor it is a bargain of the decade desu. >£38,635 for a fucking fast recognisable sports car that you can easily mod.
The GT-R is a great car too but the Vette is more of a drivers car rather than a video game.
Aaron Phillips
Put your trip back on Prez/o/, don't have to be too embarassed of yourself
Gavin Powell
>needs engine replacement after 6 miles >Slower than a decade old automatic nissan maxima Lmao
Liam Wright
Slower than the gtr nismo.
Isaiah Jenkins
because it is an unreliable and ugly POS, i don't give a fuck that it's fast on paper if it falls apart after 30 miles, 'it's great when it works' doesn't cut it in the year of our lord 2K17.
Now stop making this shit thread you dense fanboy.
Michael Wood
Stay b& faggot
Sebastian Cook
troll threads are against the rules outside of /b/ and a bannable offence
Wyatt Price
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Isaiah Wright
what trip? >im upset that it thoroughly raped the gt-r on 6 tracks and I can't afford it or drive stick ;_;
oh lol !
Jack Walker
how did you get all the 555 at the end of your post like that? r u a wizard?
Xavier Price
>fake lap times Daily reminder the gtr has won every head to head comparison and has the ability to lap the nurburgring without overheating or crashing half way through Lmao
>bbbut muh phallus shaped object! I need it! Lmao, dct>homoshifter
Brandon Wright
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Hudson Walker
It's okay, I'd be ashamed of posting under that trip too
Not that I am complaing, it makes me happy you haven't recovered yet kek
Clearly I am not
Ryder Ramirez
>>im upset that it thoroughly raped the gt-r on 6 tracks and I can't afford it or drive stick ;_;
no i'm not, im not a fanboy of any brand im an egocentric consumer and i want my product to be good, i don't give a fuck where it's from, who made it who likes it or who doesn't.
It sucks, it's unreliable and I don't like the design. I'd get a C5/C6 over it any day.
Gabriel Lopez
>pppls let me post fake lap times Lmao
Dylan James
He even drops the Trip to shitpost! Kek!
Can't belive he is still assmad people shitpost about the corvette
Jonathan Evans
this post caused a trigger
Luke Roberts
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Joshua Jackson
>drops his name to post this ',:^)
Andrew Morgan
>no defense
Nicholas Richardson
>avatarfaggin
Andrew Thomas
>Prez/o/ ragequits after being caught dropping his trip to samefag
Poor kid, he had such a bright future
Brayden Ramirez
stay btfo he'll back soon to sperg . lol
Carson Flores
meant 2 quote
Evan Williams
Still can't beat a 26 year old truck motor in Jethro's Mopar.
Juan Howard
>This coming from the guy who samefags entire arguments just to try to piss people off on the internet
Chase Kelly
Why would I want a car that's for fat old white trash?
Joshua Lewis
Get laid first
Oliver Martinez
>american car
thnx but no thnx
Angel Morris
Nah, I'd prefer my vehicle to have some class.
Levi Evans
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parker Murphy
Overheats after one lap
Adam Bell
It never ceases to amaze me how vulgar American cars are. I guess it's like Mencken said: Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
Nathan Cruz
>this is what Prez/o/ considers a succesful thread
No wonder this is considered the most track capable corvette ever