Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

Why aren't you banned yet?

why haven't you corvette tm yet?

I don't like "super" cars. I love the Camero/Mustang though.

Coming from an Europoor it is a bargain of the decade desu.
>£38,635 for a fucking fast recognisable sports car that you can easily mod.

The GT-R is a great car too but the Vette is more of a drivers car rather than a video game.

Put your trip back on Prez/o/, don't have to be too embarassed of yourself

>needs engine replacement after 6 miles
>Slower than a decade old automatic nissan maxima
Lmao

Slower than the gtr nismo.

because it is an unreliable and ugly POS, i don't give a fuck that it's fast on paper if it falls apart after 30 miles, 'it's great when it works' doesn't cut it in the year of our lord 2K17.

Now stop making this shit thread you dense fanboy.

Stay b& faggot

troll threads are against the rules outside of /b/ and a bannable offence

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what trip?
>im upset that it thoroughly raped the gt-r on 6 tracks and I can't afford it or drive stick ;_;

oh lol !

how did you get all the 555 at the end of your post like that? r u a wizard?

>fake lap times
Daily reminder the gtr has won every head to head comparison and has the ability to lap the nurburgring without overheating or crashing half way through Lmao

>bbbut muh phallus shaped object! I need it!
Lmao, dct>homoshifter

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It's okay, I'd be ashamed of posting under that trip too

Not that I am complaing, it makes me happy you haven't recovered yet kek

Clearly I am not

>>im upset that it thoroughly raped the gt-r on 6 tracks and I can't afford it or drive stick ;_;

no i'm not, im not a fanboy of any brand im an egocentric consumer and i want my product to be good, i don't give a fuck where it's from, who made it who likes it or who doesn't.

It sucks, it's unreliable and I don't like the design. I'd get a C5/C6 over it any day.

>pppls let me post fake lap times
Lmao

He even drops the Trip to shitpost! Kek!

Can't belive he is still assmad people shitpost about the corvette

this post caused a trigger

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>drops his name to post this
',:^)

>no defense

>avatarfaggin

>Prez/o/ ragequits after being caught dropping his trip to samefag

Poor kid, he had such a bright future

stay btfo
he'll back soon to sperg . lol

meant 2 quote

Still can't beat a 26 year old truck motor in Jethro's Mopar.

>This coming from the guy who samefags entire arguments just to try to piss people off on the internet

Why would I want a car that's for fat old white trash?

Get laid first

>american car

thnx but no thnx

Nah, I'd prefer my vehicle to have some class.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overheats after one lap

It never ceases to amaze me how vulgar American cars are. I guess it's like Mencken said: Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

>this is what Prez/o/ considers a succesful thread

No wonder this is considered the most track capable corvette ever