ITT: Post your car and give a backhanded compliment to the one above it.
Post Your Car
Must be a fun drive between home and the mechanic.
for when you want the impracticality of a sports car and the performance of an econobox
Nigger
this
Nice/10 would take boating.
It's nice to see you've found a way to compensate for the size of your penis
Vtec: what poor people have to brag about because they can't afford a turbod car.
Sorry I forgot the compliment part: vtec is good.
Lol no worries dude
How does it feel to be a diet Golf?
your homosexual life partner must love that car of yours.
But...Speed is faster than a gti :(
>that grill
fucking hell
i know, its an abomination. im getting another set of non plasti dipped ones
Forgot your backhanded compliment
You know what's sad is that statement is true but the GTI will always be seen as the hottest hot hatch...
I even devasted getting a civic r next but I'm such a slut for vw i know I'll buy a GTI
Great car for a former gang banger.
How does it feel to drive a Porsche 911 with all the good stuff replaced with terrible stuff?
*Debated fml
Pretty good since I got the GTI platform for 10k less
Good idea on obscuring your plate. I wouldn't anyone to know I drive something that embarrassing either.
Yea, I'll definitely give gtis the styling and the fact they been around the block a couple times. Just make sure you know that I can smoke you and therefore my dick is huge.
One of the best colors for cars
I don't get it?
That looks like a damn fast grandpa car
For the guy who thought the 350Z looked great, but wanted to buy American.
You got 944 problems but a good looking car ain't one
What is it like filling up your tank 4 times a week?
ford sure is making nice econoboxes these days
Your car is already a boat in itself, no wonder you were so quick to recommend it
Nice car man, how much did the bus company pay for it?
i would be pretty embarrassed driving a 924
Rented a small ass cabin in the woods at some park this weekend. A group of people from work all camped out in cabins, RVs, maybe some tents. Cooked up an entire pig, it was great.
Lmao
Nice, looks like it's only been stolen 10 times.
thats a nice car for its age
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Nice car, shame all that money couldn't buy you the reading comprehension necessary to actually do what the thread says.
Looks fairly nice for a twat transporter
Needs more exhaust tips. Fuggin fiat
nice sounding car if you have a fart fetish
The engine in that car must have made you an expert in automotive oils
Looks fun to fishtail after hitting a patch of leaves
Fucking kek
Your horseless carriage's ass end looks like it has Harlequin Ichthyosis and your wheels look gay
The fuck did you shoot this pic with?
LOL
Id rather be cummin than strokin
>No pic
YOU WONT FOOL ME THIS TIME SCHLOMO
Ford
>Ford
made me kek
>nissan
Nice trips Satan.
the driver died and rotted away while waiting for the car to hit 60 mph?
If I squint real hard it doesn't look like a corolla.
You got a new car? How cheap was it?
that looks good hbt
I'm switching to a Saab
very nice ride user
my folk's old car, gonna co share it since my mom still want to keep it.
My broken phone
Saabs are nice. Mazda will always be pretty damned good, considering they make the best economy cars on the market.
>inb4 not a real Alfa
that's an awesome car. I bet you found it for a great price, since nobody wants them...
Much suck being so poor you can't afford a Type R, or even a decent hot hatch
not a real Alfa
do they make Si's in bongland? we do not get type Rs here
Think it's labeled a Type S over here.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Legit made me laugh
I knew I wasnt the only Veeky Forumstist that drove a hardbody
my dad wanted me to get one but we couldn't find a good one
...
Engine swapping the s2000 bro?
Weighs as much as the owner i guess
durrr I bet your turn signals dont work or something
>he has to pay BMW repair bills
yfw most things on your Nissan "truck" cost more than they do on my M3 ;)
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why do people put watermarks on shitty photos like this as if anyone cares who took this meh-tier photo of a 20 year old BMW
>stancefags
oh, right
Your wife sure does look happy about her new nissan, she probably cant wait to show it off to her boyfriend.
>bike
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jokes on you I dont have a wife :s
This guy is so retarded he totaled his shitty stanced lexus going in a straight line. Best to just ignore the zoo animals.
Somehow you are still alive.
Snow miatas
>This guy is so retarded he totaled his shitty stanced lexus going in a straight line.
Whoa, hold the fucking phone. Story, now. I haven't been around here in a while.
I knew this kid was a fucking retard but I gotta hear this one
anyone?
You must be having fun with that convertible roof in winter
I'm trying to find the post on the archive, its a lot of 'I own a 25 year old German car look how rich I am' I have to shift trough for it.
You are very new here if you didn't know about gs400's shenanigans
at least you won't be getting into any high-speed collisions with 1980s econobox performance
I too wish I didn't care what car I drove
>I too wish I had to compensate for an abnormally small penis
That looks much better now you've taken the wing off.
Nice, a two seater. If only you had a friend to go on drives with
holy fuck top jej
Glad to know you can afford a great rally and still always get beat by an evo
Half the people in this thread must not know what a backhanded compliment is.
pls be my grillfriend
I've been here longer than you, sorry I don't spend every waking hour reading that retard's posts
wtf ChrisFix?
>4 doors
Nice, plenty of room for the grandkids