Post Your Car

ITT: Post your car and give a backhanded compliment to the one above it.

Must be a fun drive between home and the mechanic.

for when you want the impracticality of a sports car and the performance of an econobox

Nigger

this

Nice/10 would take boating.

It's nice to see you've found a way to compensate for the size of your penis

Vtec: what poor people have to brag about because they can't afford a turbod car.

Sorry I forgot the compliment part: vtec is good.

Lol no worries dude

How does it feel to be a diet Golf?

your homosexual life partner must love that car of yours.

But...Speed is faster than a gti :(

>that grill

fucking hell

i know, its an abomination. im getting another set of non plasti dipped ones

Forgot your backhanded compliment

You know what's sad is that statement is true but the GTI will always be seen as the hottest hot hatch...

I even devasted getting a civic r next but I'm such a slut for vw i know I'll buy a GTI

Great car for a former gang banger.

How does it feel to drive a Porsche 911 with all the good stuff replaced with terrible stuff?

*Debated fml

Pretty good since I got the GTI platform for 10k less

Good idea on obscuring your plate. I wouldn't anyone to know I drive something that embarrassing either.

Yea, I'll definitely give gtis the styling and the fact they been around the block a couple times. Just make sure you know that I can smoke you and therefore my dick is huge.

One of the best colors for cars

I don't get it?

That looks like a damn fast grandpa car

For the guy who thought the 350Z looked great, but wanted to buy American.

You got 944 problems but a good looking car ain't one

What is it like filling up your tank 4 times a week?

ford sure is making nice econoboxes these days

Your car is already a boat in itself, no wonder you were so quick to recommend it

Nice car man, how much did the bus company pay for it?

i would be pretty embarrassed driving a 924

Rented a small ass cabin in the woods at some park this weekend. A group of people from work all camped out in cabins, RVs, maybe some tents. Cooked up an entire pig, it was great.

Lmao

Nice, looks like it's only been stolen 10 times.

thats a nice car for its age
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Nice car, shame all that money couldn't buy you the reading comprehension necessary to actually do what the thread says.

Looks fairly nice for a twat transporter

Needs more exhaust tips. Fuggin fiat

nice sounding car if you have a fart fetish

The engine in that car must have made you an expert in automotive oils

Looks fun to fishtail after hitting a patch of leaves

Fucking kek

Your horseless carriage's ass end looks like it has Harlequin Ichthyosis and your wheels look gay

The fuck did you shoot this pic with?

LOL

Id rather be cummin than strokin

>No pic
YOU WONT FOOL ME THIS TIME SCHLOMO

Ford

>Ford
made me kek

>nissan

Nice trips Satan.

the driver died and rotted away while waiting for the car to hit 60 mph?

If I squint real hard it doesn't look like a corolla.
You got a new car? How cheap was it?

that looks good hbt

I'm switching to a Saab
very nice ride user

my folk's old car, gonna co share it since my mom still want to keep it.

My broken phone

Saabs are nice. Mazda will always be pretty damned good, considering they make the best economy cars on the market.

>inb4 not a real Alfa

that's an awesome car. I bet you found it for a great price, since nobody wants them...

Much suck being so poor you can't afford a Type R, or even a decent hot hatch

not a real Alfa

do they make Si's in bongland? we do not get type Rs here

Think it's labeled a Type S over here.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Legit made me laugh

I knew I wasnt the only Veeky Forumstist that drove a hardbody

my dad wanted me to get one but we couldn't find a good one

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Engine swapping the s2000 bro?

Weighs as much as the owner i guess

durrr I bet your turn signals dont work or something

>he has to pay BMW repair bills

yfw most things on your Nissan "truck" cost more than they do on my M3 ;)

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why do people put watermarks on shitty photos like this as if anyone cares who took this meh-tier photo of a 20 year old BMW

>stancefags
oh, right

Your wife sure does look happy about her new nissan, she probably cant wait to show it off to her boyfriend.

>bike
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jokes on you I dont have a wife :s

This guy is so retarded he totaled his shitty stanced lexus going in a straight line. Best to just ignore the zoo animals.

Somehow you are still alive.

Snow miatas

>This guy is so retarded he totaled his shitty stanced lexus going in a straight line.
Whoa, hold the fucking phone. Story, now. I haven't been around here in a while.

I knew this kid was a fucking retard but I gotta hear this one

anyone?

You must be having fun with that convertible roof in winter

I'm trying to find the post on the archive, its a lot of 'I own a 25 year old German car look how rich I am' I have to shift trough for it.

You are very new here if you didn't know about gs400's shenanigans

at least you won't be getting into any high-speed collisions with 1980s econobox performance

I too wish I didn't care what car I drove

>I too wish I had to compensate for an abnormally small penis

That looks much better now you've taken the wing off.

Nice, a two seater. If only you had a friend to go on drives with

holy fuck top jej

Glad to know you can afford a great rally and still always get beat by an evo

Half the people in this thread must not know what a backhanded compliment is.

pls be my grillfriend

I've been here longer than you, sorry I don't spend every waking hour reading that retard's posts

wtf ChrisFix?

>4 doors
Nice, plenty of room for the grandkids