Well Veeky Forums, I've fucked up entirely...

Well Veeky Forums, I've fucked up entirely. I think I fucked up my life and my parents are ready to boot me out of the house, this is all because of Veeky Forums's favorite meme car, the AE86. My parents gave me spending money for graduating University with a high GPA score, I truly thought hard on what to spend the cash on and I was browsing craigslist's for weeks, then my parents suggested a nice sporty car that wouldn't break down on me. Lo and behold, I thought an AE86 would be a perfect car, especially after browsing Veeky Forums throughout my uni life.

So I began the hunt and went through countless rust boxes, "I know what I've got", "No low ballers" and more "I know what've got!". After growing tired of searching I found the perfect "cheap one", it looked like a steal. I went to pay the owner a visit, it was some old lady whose husband had passed away and had the car sitting for quite a while, she didn't specify how long but it didn't matter to me being the dumbass I was, I didn't even ask what engine it was, where the rust spots were or any specific important questions about it. I bought the car straight away with pure emotion, I spent $7,500 fucking dollars.

>Mfw I found out the car had the weaker 4AC carby engine and an actual 4AGE and this was AFTER I purchased it.

>Mfw the head gasket is going to blow at any second

>Mfw there is rust in the unibody and a repairman quoted me $5000

Should have gotten a used IS300, tool.

>$7500
>on a fucking 30 year old corolla

you deserve it you fucking retard

Its not the meme car that fucked you; its the you that fucked the meme car.
Sr5 86s with the 4ace should be cheeeep. I got a super clean auto coupe for 900$ and a super clean grey manual coupe for 1300$

THEN YOU DO ALL THE WORK ON THE CAR YOURSELF
You swap the whole car out practically.
You need at least a gts rear axle, you need a gts bellhousing, you need a gts gas tank & fuel lines and gts clutch line.
You need an engine better than a 4ac. You need a custom drive shaft. If your doing efi youre gonna need a ecu and harness.
It requires a lot of parts sourcing and its best to be networked into the whole local car scene and other ae86 guys.
And its pretty much almost mandatory that you need to acquire the manual steering rack and the t50 tranmission is weak as fuck so you probably want to do a w58 transmision. Also gts rear axle is weak as fuck too so you want to source an extremely rare 1st gen celica supra rear axle.
All this shit is expensive and time consuming to do correctly and you should be able to do it all in your driveway pretty much cause thats how ae86s are and your gonna want to save money not paying someone to do yourself...... oh an coil overs did i say coilovers.... your gonna want some of those too.
Sorry YOU SUCK on such a grand scale, OP! Maybe you should give the car away to some one who can handle it and just KYS.

>don't do your homework
>don't take car to mechanic or at least consult Veeky Forums prior to purchase

>fuck it up because of course you did
>cry to Veeky Forums

Enjoy your boat anchor, dummy.

people talk about the cancer on Veeky Forums like it's the trips fault but really it's just all the newfags who participate in the shit post threads. This thread will gather hundreds of replies and a fraction of which will have recognized this OP as extremely old stale pasta. I like all the shitposting and don't mind my secret club being ransacked, but I'm genuinely confused with why there's a sudden influx to Veeky Forums. I feel like every other automotive community besides stance forums are on a death spiral.

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>not recommending the sportcross IS

thanks, finally someone who understands

Depspite being stale pasta has anyone ever supplied a literal greocery list of parts to make a legitamate 86 ?
No, cause no one on Veeky Forums owns any kind of car that isnt an autotragic bmw or a plebby saturn ls.

newfags are always the problem. period.

I think Wendy posting is the most amusing avatar posting yet. more consistent than alphonse

All it takes is just a few simple mods

Not really. And just for shits and giggles what would those "mods" of yours be, you dumb mexicant? A fucking shitty autozone air filter and some painted drum rotors?

both of those are faster than an 86. Also Veeky Forums is full of old meme machines. I own an MR2 and a miata senpai. Come buy one of my meme machines so I can buy a luxo automatic v-ate

An aw11 has the exact same engine in it as a gts.
Of course your completly oblivious to the fact that people do motor swaps in ae86s. You can barely even get a 4age motor anymore cause they are getting rare and why would you want a slow ass 4age when you could put an f20c from a s2000 in an ae86 or a beams 3sge or a sr20det or you could do a 1uz or a 2rz or a 2jz even fits.
Seriously your sooo out of your element right now you must be , OP.

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

>This thread will gather hundreds of replies and a fraction of which will have recognized this OP as extremely old stale pasta.
I've been on this board for a LONG time (embarrassingly long) and I don't recognize it

Ok so your talking about fwd honda engines on nitrous now.
Mexicant confimed

I have seen something similar, but its pretty obvious that this thread is just in response to the massive beemer faggot hate explosion that happens here every other week or so with the multiple bmw hate thread packed with hilarious beemer faggotry for all of us to laugh at.

Just a pasta nothing to see here

do you read frequently?

I've seen it a few times in the last few months.

Is not recognizing pasta a meme? Because there's way to much of it itt if it's not.

Can you please come up with new pastas? Seeing the same shit 50 times gets old fast.

how much HP you making? at the front wheels of course

it's a pasta thread and people are still replying to even this. new Bois where are you coming from?

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This bait thread hooked a great many newbies. Good job OP, but fuck you for revealing just how shitty the state of this board really is.

>old pasta

Buddy you expended any sympathy we had the last 100 times you posted this shit

Twingo is Veeky Forums's meme car, ae86 is weebtrash

What the hell? This isn't the first time I'm seeing this story here. Photo or gtfo.

Oh look, another newfag to add to the filter

>sage

Hi!

The funny thing is that there are multiple dumbasses on here that have done this exact thing. They're just too ashamed to admit it.

mfw

How to make a legitmate AE86: buy a GT-S

Even that needs a motor swap. 4age is really slow. Even a high comp redtop.

When you change the engine you should probably chane thr trans and rear axle put to, cause they are just gonna break from the gains in power.

Sounds like just another baby's first car mistake. Just replace the head gasket, change all its fluids. Then get a job, find another car and donate the rustbox in a few years. You'll get over it.

That's all you, dumbass.
Also, getting a moneypit. For $7,500 no less.
Top kek. Piece of shit corolla slower than a cow that is unreliable as fuck.
Your fault. Absolutely your fault.
I hope your parents disown you and adopt me, so i can plow your mother and upload the videos to Pornhub under "incest".

STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO DO THIS OR THEY WILL DISAPPEAR YOU FUCKING RANK ASS FAGGOT

This desu senpai

I have one I got for 3600 and it is

This pasta again?

You listend to this fucking forum instead of serious forums?

OP chose not to think like a mechanic. Become a mechanic if you want to play with vehicles. If you are not fiercely eager to learn everything there is to know about vehicles, then buy a recent vehicle and take baby steps.

NEVER make your transportation your project. That's always fucking stupid. End of story and now you know so at least you learned early.

If you aren't willing to totally and aggressively and seriously research project vehicles before buying, find another goddamn hobby.

248!

OP is literally Itsuki